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Week 134: Christine vs. Maggie
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| "'Christine'" 13.5 > 9</center> | ||||||
| LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNN! Zeldapedia brings to you the umpteenth fight in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRAAAAAGE!!! This week, we have two love stricken broads, fighting to see who's more in unrequited elove.
In the "Peach" corner, we have a goat(?), at least that's what the cue card says... Her hobbies include eating paper, sending love letters, and giving pictures of "herself". THIS. IS. CHRRRISSSSTIIIIIIIIIINEEE!!! In the cranberry corner, we have a poor debutante who gets trapped on a fortress like island of sorts. Falls in love with the enemy, and continues to defy her father by sending him letters. THIS. IS. MAAAAAAAAAAGGIIIIIIIEEE!!! Now, before the claws get let out in this battle to the death, LLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBLE!!! </center> | ||||||
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Week 133: Lockpicker vs. Master
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| </center> | "'Tie'" 11 = 11</center> | |||||
| LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNN! Zeldapedia brings to you the CXXXIII fight in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRAAAAAGE!!! This week, we have two secretive masters of their respective fields of -smithery, who rarely utter any words, instead letting their work speak for them, or something like that. Initially, neither of them are of much use to the hero, but they do indeed play a part later on in getting useful items, if Link brings before them a certain item. Let us see what we can learn about this week's combatants.
In the red corner is a man of few words, for whom this is not their first time in the Temple of Courage. Once a member of a band of thieves and a great locksmith, he eventually decided, through his own decision or that of others, to leave thievery behind him, and now spends his day pretending to be a mute man living in the desert. However, he will blow his cover if anyone messes about with his sign. If the hero brings a locked treasure chest before him, he agrees to open it in exchange for Link keeping his identity secret. THIS. IS. THE LOOOOOOOOOCKPICKERRRRRRRRRRR!!! In the green corner is the Subrosian master blacksmith. He seldom speaks, focusing instead intently on his work, leaving it to his clerk to deal with customers. However, he does seem to maintain some manner of dialogue with his subordinate. When brought Hard Ore, he fashions it into a durable Iron Shield for the hero to use. He also plays a part in upgrading the shield yet again, if told the appropriate secret during a Linked Game. THIS. IS. THE MAAAAAAAAAASTERRRRRRRR!!! Which will win out, the Lockpicker with his bazooka which he unfortunately locked inside a treasure chest, or the Smith with his plethora of sharp, self-forged cutlery? This, I leave up to you, the audience! ...Okay, so obviously that doesn't make sense, but play along! LLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRREADY TO RUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBLE!!! </center> | ||||||
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Week 132: Eeno vs. Sir Frosty
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| LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! We are proud to bring you an ice (snow) cold competition between two ice (snow) cold enemies in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
In the ceil corner, we have some guy made of snow. Nobody actually knows how he came into existence, but we do know he's made of snow. He hangs out with his hooligan buddies throwing snowballs at people in Snowhead... Doesn't he know those snowballs are potential for new Eeno buddies? Just beat him with fire. THIS. IS. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! In the bleu de France corner is another guy made of snow. He chills in the Snow Realm, no pun intended, throwing body parts at the Spirit Train and other stuff (what a life). A blast of a steaming hot mass of iron from the cannon can do a lot of damage here. THIS. IS. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR FROOOOOOOOOOOOSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Now, its time for these two to fight fire with fire. Too bad they are both made of a substance that will melt when in close proximity of anything over 17 degrees Celsius. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYY TO RUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! </center> | ||||||
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Week 131: Igos' Servants vs. Koume and Kotake
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| "'Koume and Kotake'" 4 < 16.5</center> | ||||||
| LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Zeldapedia is a little late on the ball this week, but is now prepared to present a match-up between two pairs of evil henchmen in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
In the purple corner, we have two skeletal baddies that have long inhabited the barren land of Ikana as undead bodyguards to their master, Igos du Ikana. They are confident in their skills, even claiming to be the best in all of Ikana, and are ready to pin the blame on each other if things don't work out. THEY. ARE. IGOOOOOOOOSSS' SEEEEEEERVAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!! In the turquoise corner are two diabolical witches that blindly follow their surrogate son, Ganondorf. They can combine to form a powerful sorceress known as Twinrova, and will do so if need be. Like their opponents, a loss will not go over well, and we can expect to see some internal arguments if this should occur. THEY. ARE. KOUUUUUUUUUUMEEEEE AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDD KOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEE!!! Now, lets allow shenanigans to ensue! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYY TO RUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! </center> | ||||||
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Week 130: Club Moblin vs. Moblin Statue
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| </center> | "'Club Moblin'" 15.5 > 9.5</center> | |||||
| LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Zeldapedia is glad to present a round of Moblin bashing in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
In the brown corner, we have a giant Moblin wielding a club. It is only seen in the Sacred Forest Meadow, although it appears again in the Spirit Temple in an altered version of the game. THIS. IS. THE CLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBB MOOOOOOOBBBBBLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!!! In the grey corner, we have a statue... a statue of a Moblin? It is found in the Forsaken Fortress and shoots lasers. Another one is found in the Savage Labyrinth. THIS. IS. THE MOOOOOOBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN STAAAAAATTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEE!!! Now, lets watch as these two Moblins (things) duke it out! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYY TO RUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! </center> | ||||||
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