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Week 129: Santa vs. Tortus
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| "'Santa'"![]() 20.5 > 8 | <center>
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| <center>LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! In the spirit of the season (not to be confused with the Season Spirits), Zeldapedia celebrates the Holidays (the specific season's name is withheld so as not to offend anyone) with a very special fight in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGE! This week, in our penultimate fight of the year, we have two unseen characters, represented physically in the least contrived way available, both of which are confused with the legendary Hero at some point. Let us see what we can learn about these mysterious characters.
In the Holiday Red corner, we have either the physical manifestation of Goodwill Towards Men, or a shameless marketing ploy created by the soft drinks industry, depending on your point of view. This ostensibly large fellow has a habit of entering people's homes by way of their chimney, to deliver presents to well-behaved children. The Hero enters someone's house in this exact manner, and is initially mistaken for this legendary character. THIS. IS. SAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAAA!!! In the Holiday Green corner, we have the former owner of the Stock Pot Inn. He passed away prior to the events of the game, leaving his business in the hands of his wife and his daughter, Anju. The elderly old woman who is Tortus's mother continuously confuses the Hero with her deceased son in a ploy to appear senile and infirm. THIS. IS. TOOOOOOOORRRRRTUUUUUUUSSS!!! Come one, come all! This may be your only chance to see these characters in the flesh, so get your tickets now, and bring plenty of money for concessions! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEADY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Week 128: Composer Brothers vs. Gorman Brothers
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| <center>LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Zeldapedia is glad to present a round of kickbutt sibling rivalry in the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
In the green corner, we have two brothers, composers to the Royal Family of Hyrule, most famous for composing a song that has the power to summon powerful rainstorms. In death, they guard the Royal Family's Tomb, and the notes to their most famous composition that are hidden within, as Poes. THEY. ARE. THE COOOOOOOOMPOOOSERRRRRRRRR BRRRRROOOOOTHERRRRSSSSS!!! In the tan corner, we have two clones, er, brothers who operate a ranch in the land of Termina. They are rivals of Romani Ranch, and attempt to sabotage their milk deliveries at several points in the game. If defeated in a horse race, the brothers grudgingly present the hero with mask resembling Garos, which they had themselves used as disguises. THEY. ARE. THE GOOOOORRRRMAAAAAAN BRRRRROOOOOTHERRRRSSSSS!!! Now, lets watch as these two families duke it out! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYY TO RUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Week 127: Bigocto (Ocarina of Time) vs. Cueball
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| "'Bigocto'" 19 > 4 | ||||||
| <center>LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Zeldapedia is glad to present another round of fun, this is the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
In the nice magenta corner, we have a large octopus animal found inside a lordly fish. Is it a mammal, is it an aquatic dino? One thing we do know is, that it turns blue when stunned. And Link has to shoot his flying returning object at its weak point. THIS. IS. BIIIIIIGOOOOOOCTOOOOOOOOOO!!! In the pinkish red corner is a huge invertebrate that moves around a square platform while avoiding the hero. Once damaged, it will change the direction it faces. THIS. IS. CUUUUUUUUEBAAAAAAAAAAALL!!! Now, instead of learning our shapes like was planned to do! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYY TO RUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! | ||||||
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Week 126: Igos du Ikana vs. King Mutoh
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| "'Igos du Ikana'" 22.5 > 6 | ||||||
| LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Zeldapedia is glad to present everybody's favorite popularity poll: the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! This week, we have two undead kings that reside in the deep, dark depths of their decrepit kingdoms. Protected by loyal guards, these two rulers await the arrival of Link, with whom they share their wisdom and aid on his quest to save the world.
In the purple corner is the very king who utilized his army in the great war of Ikana and ultimately lost everything. He remains caged away in the Ancient Castle of Ikana with his two henchmen and an abundant amount of other undead creatures. Once Link defeats this skeletal being and his men in battle, the king teaches our young hero the "Elegy of Emptiness" that he uses to scale Stone Tower. THIS. IS. IGOOOOOOOOOOOS DU IKAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! In the goldish corner is the late king of the forgotten Cobble Kingdom. Within his tomb, this ruler is tortured by Eox, a giant mechanical monster. Once Link meets with all four of king's knights, he is granted access to the chamber where he encounters and defeats Eox, saving the king's soul. From here, the Cobble Kingdom's ruler gives Link the Aquanine needed to defeat Bellum. THIS. IS. KIIIIIING MUUUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! And now, these two | ||||||
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Week 125: Marin vs. Medli
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| "'Marin!'" 16.5 > 14.5 | ||||||
| LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Zeldapedia, in accordance with the Law of Cathartic Fun, Paragraph 13, §4.2, brings you the awesome spectacle that is the TEMPLE. OF. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! This week, we have two popular female islanders from different epochs of the series, both of whom encounter the hero early in his quest(s), only to later play a larger role in their respective games, when the hero must backtrack to bring them with him to overcome his obstacles. They both also carry harps, although only one of them uses theirs in the game in which she appears. Let's hear the Tale of the Tape!
In the light blue corner is the very maiden who found the shipwrecked hero on the shores of Koholint Island and brought him safely to her house. The hero initally mistakes his kind rescuer for the Princess of Destiny, but the two grow a mutual bond of affection regardless. She is a talented singer, having awoken the loser of last week's fight with her dulcet tones. Revealed to be a figment of the Wind Fish's imagination at the end of the game, she nonetheless appears to have fulfilled her dream of becoming a seagull in a secret ending scene. THIS. IS. MAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRIIIIIIIN!!! In the blue/gray corner is a young female Rito, and apprentice attendant to Valoo, patron Deity of the Rito people. She is a sensitive, caring, and brave person who aids the hero in calming down Valoo, restoring peace to Dragon Roost Island. Later, she is awakened as a descendant of the line of Earth Sages sworn to protect the Earth Temple, and safeguard the Master Sword's Power to Repel Evil. As a team, they brave the dangers of the Earth Temple, and together with the spirit of Medli's ancestor, they restore the Master Sword's power. THIS. IS. MEEEEEEEEEEEEDLIIIIIIIIII!!! And now, these two ladies will do battle in the ring, and we hope that none of them are hurt too bad. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYY TO RUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!! | ||||||
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