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The Midna – "I'm not just a Midna. I'm the Midna." -The Midna
TALK – {{{time}}}
For some reason, and it could be my computer, the messages in your talk bubble keeps coming up as { { 1 } } for me. Any ideas why? It's really weird...

Eh, it happens, I've seen that it occurs a lot on his talk bubble, or at least more so than anyone elses.-- C2 / CC 02:04, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

MaloMart – Hey, here's a little friendly advice from me to you: if this were a battlefield, you'd be dead.
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I changed my talk bubble preferences so I wouldn't have to type "text equals" every time I used it, but unfortunately this altered all of my past talk bubbles. If you want to see what it said, just go to the editing screen and delete the "text equals"


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[edit] The reason I was gone=

WATCHER – I am the all-seeing eye. I am the light in the darkness. The defender of the world. I am Watcher.
TALK Come to the Watchtower.
School stuff. I've had alot of work lately, so it took me ahile to adjust. But I'm adjusted now, and I'm back! Can I have my job back?


MaloMart – You want arrows? Well, including delivery expenses, it comes to 15 Rupees for 10 arrows...
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
I'm really enjoying it, but I know it's kind of "your thing." How about we have a compromise? We'll alternate who does it every week. You can do it next week since I did it this week.
WATCHER – I am the all-seeing eye. I am the light in the darkness. The defender of the world. I am Watcher.
TALK Come to the Watchtower.
Mmmm, sure. It gives me more time to myself and WTW, and you get to be happy. It works out.


MaloMart – The law? The law is a human institution.
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
Okay, deal.

[edit] My Zelda game

Xykeb Zraliv – And the Arrogant Man knew the name of the King.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
So as you've probably noticed, I haven't updated my game for a very, very long time. The reason for this is that I've hit a brick wall. I know almost everything that goes on the game, including some of the dungeon designs, but this I really, really need help with: the water dungeon (which I have decided to call the Flooded Ruins, for future reference). I can't think of anything, really; the miniboss's appearance, the miniboss strategy, the dungeon item, the boss's second phase (I know I want it to use the dungeon item, but seeing as I don't know what that's going to be...), or even a dungeon map. It would be easy to make a dungeon map (I made the forest and fire dungeon maps pretty much on the spot, which worked pretty well I think), but I have to account for the fact that you have to play through it again as the ice dungeon, in a different way. This means it has to be more creative and dynamic than any other dungeon in the game. Was wondering if you could help me? Some things you should know about it first though.

The Flooded Ruins, as the name implies, is mostly in a state of ruin, and certain things will be inaccesible. I don't want to overdo this, though, because then it'll be obvious that you'll visit in the past or something like that. In the ice dungeon, I'm thinking many bodies of water will be frozen over, so certain passages that were open in the Flooded Ruins will be inaccesible there. The miniboss I want to be a gelatinous blob, but I don't know what it'll be like. The dungeon item needs to be useful in the water, preferably something original but that's not necessary. The boss is a mutated Octorok, so the dungeon item also needs to be able to do something there...underwater, by the way.

On a happier note, however, I've worked out the knight dungeon boss, the earth dungeon miniboss, the undead dungeon miniboss, the undead dungeon prize (which I think is really neat), and the undead dungeon boss (which utilizes the dungeon item quite well, I think).


MaloMart – I don't want FOP, damn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
As you can see, I didn't give full dungeon descriptions, so I don't know much about a map, but I can probably help with the bosses and item.

The mini-boss is a gelatinous blob, right? Well, those aren't very good at fighting. Maybe it could turn into liquid, ooze along the floor, climb to the ceiling and try to fall on Link like Mad Jelly or the Deku Toad. Items to damage it: how about bombs? Link could have to throw a bomb or water bomb inside of it after it lands, and then that would blow it into pieces that could be destroyed with the sword. It's a mini-boss, so it doesn't have to be that hard.

Item, item, item... hmmm, usually Link gets a Hookshot spinoff in the water dungeon, but I know you're saving that for later. Maybe something that can only be used in the water, like Zora Armor or some sort of water-booomerang. Actually, I kind of like that water-boomerang idea. It could also be a water bow.

As for the second boss phase, the Octorok could go underwater and you have to shoot it with the water boomerang, kind of like Gyorg but entirely underwater.

By the way, I'd just like to say I love the water/ice dungeon idea. Reminds me of doing Stone Tower again upside-down, except better. I hope my ideas can help so you can get on to the rest of your game. I really want to know what Infernold is!


Xykeb Zraliv – The cake is a lie.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
Alright, I've got a dungeon map. I think it'll work. I especially like it because you go through the ice dungeon in a very different way (you have to, since the boss becomes the miniboss and the miniboss becomes the boss), and to progress through it at all you'll need to remember a certain room from the water dungeon. It may be hard to describe, however.

You know, I might do just that.

Hmmm, I've been thinking about something that allows one to swim against strong currents. I don't know how that'll help against the boss though. I mean, of course I could just put currents in the water while fighting it, but how would one damage it?

To be honest, while the Stone Tower Temple was an inspiration simply because of the alternate perspective ploy, the main dungeon I took inspiration from was the Mermaid's Cave from Oracle of Ages, where you visit it in the past, then the present, then the past again. I also took a bit from the Spirit Temple, although to a much lesser degree because that one doesn't really differ at all between the past and the future. Oh, and Infernold really isn't anything special...in my opinion at least.


MaloMart – A wooden shield will cost you 50 Rupees, but you can't afford it. Don't expect a discount just because we're from the same town.
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How about the Iron Boots? Remember, not all items need to be used to damage the boss. The Hover Boots were entirely useless against Bongo Bongo.


Xykeb Zraliv – it hurts
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
I was thinking more just something that allowed him to swim against currents...the Zora Tunic and Iron Boots would be found prior to the dungeon (as they usually are). And I know that it doesn't need to be used to damage the boss; I'm just contemplating, if the dungeon prize doesn't damage the boss, what can? None of the items found up to that point are effective in the water.


The Midna – "'Um?' You're a doctor and you just said 'Um?' I'm not going to trust an unsure doctor to operate on me!" -The Midna
TALK – {{{time}}}
To XZ:How about Glue Boots? Or an item that turns you into an Octorok or some other water enemy? To MaloMart: Isn't it funny how we're basically finishing the New Zelda story? Good times, good times!


MaloMart – Call me crazy, but I don't think a bow with no arrows is ever going to hit a target... What, were you planning on throwing it?
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
Yeah, the three of us have pretty much taken over. Maybe the item could be some sort of underwater Spinner? Like surfboard or something, but with spikes. After all, everyone loves the Spinner.


The Midna – "'Um?' You're a doctor and you just said 'Um?' I'm not going to trust an unsure doctor to operate on me!" -The Midna
TALK – {{{time}}}
Sounds awesome! If you can't think of any one item to use, what if Link wears the Iron Boots while using the Spinner underwater? I'd imagine that he wouldn't go very fast, though...

[edit] Oracle of Ages

Xykeb Zraliv – The cake is a lie.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
Just as a note...I don't know if you've already noticed, but just in case you eventually play Oracle of Ages, I'm making a walkthrough of the game.
MaloMart – You want arrows? Well, including delivery expenses, it comes to 15 Rupees for 10 arrows...
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
Yeah, I noticed. Can it only be played on Game Boy? (By the way, I've got a few new questions.)
Xykeb Zraliv – This creature holds the greatest concentration of knowledge in all of the known universe. However, due to its reclusive personality, it pretends to be a mere pebble.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
It can be played on Game Boy Color or Game Boy Advance. Or if you have a Game Boy Player, you can play it on the Gamecube. And I know you have new questions...I just don't really have any reasonable answers to them.
MaloMart – You can't go walking around carrying a bunch of the same shields... Use your brain.
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
Oh, goody! I'll look out for them. By the way, Ages first or Seasons first?
Xykeb Zraliv – I AM ERROR
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
Ages first. I've got a whole list of reasons here, but the biggest reason is that the Linked version of Seasons adds a lot more to the game than the Linked version of Ages. Of course, if you want to fully experience the games, you're better off playing a non-linked and Linked version of both, but I'd say non-linked Ages, linked Seasons, non-linked Seasons, and linked Ages. By the way, what are your thoughts on Infernold?
MaloMart – You can't go walking around carrying a bunch of the same shields... Use your brain.
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
Awesome. Perfect mix of the Moldorm-type boss and the Bongo bongo-type boss. Seems a little tricky for only the second boss, but hey, we could all use a challenge. I also like how you think it's only one worm, but those just turn out to be arms. Reminds me of when Morpheel popped out of the sand in the Lakebed Temple. Before that, I had never considered a foe that size even existing in a video game.
Xykeb Zraliv – Someone set up us the bomb.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
Yeah, I was afraid of it being too hard, but hey, after all the people complaining about how easy Twilight Princess was, I figured it was necessary. By the way, did you get the "hint" about why monsters are appearing?
MaloMart – The Hawkeye costs 100 Rupees...but there are people with enough Rupees, and then there's you. The guy with not enough.
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
Umm...ghosts? Aliens? Ganondorf? No, I honestly didn't. Can you explain it?
Xykeb Zraliv – And the Arrogant Man knew the name of the King.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
It's about the Infernolds.

[edit] My Zelda Game

Xykeb Zraliv – All your base are belong to us.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
Ok, I have nothing. I've gone through three different water dungeon designs, and none of them have worked out the way I want them to. I still don't know what the dungeon prize is. I am seriously considering putting it on hold and starting a different Zelda game. The problem is, I don't even have the other two I've been thinking about entirely worked out. Your thoughts?


MaloMart – I don't want FOP, damn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
Forget giving the entire dungeon map! Just give a general summary. As for the item, flippers that will let Link swim against currents. Not a replacement for the Zora Armor, just an upgrade. That's my only idea.


Xykeb Zraliv – it hurts
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
Alright, I'll do something like that. Unfortunately, that means I won't have a design ready for the ice dungeon either, but whatever.


Ccbermanzzpedia – "Hocus-Pocus, I am Harry Potter and turn you into Fairy :P"--Imature Harry Potter
TALK – 23:43, September 29, 2009 (UTC) Timeline ?x?
Well....for the dungeon item I would say the something like the Mask of the Zora. It alows you to breath underwater and see clearly underwater, because half-way through it, the water gets murky. Go from there.


DragonPhoenix13 – Skipping whenever possible maintains a high level of insanity.
TALK – Dragons Rule
Or maybe an item, not like a torpedo really, but something shaped like that with a fan that propels Link through the water really fast when he holds onto it. The tip could be spiked so Link would have to ram into the boss to defeat it. Just an idea.

[edit] Recurring boss themes

Xykeb Zraliv – All your base are belong to us.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
No offense, but I don't think you can accurately say what the recurring boss themes in the series are until you've played most or all of the games.
MaloMart – A wooden shield will cost you 50 Rupees, but you can't afford it. Don't expect a discount just because we're from the same town.
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
You make a good point. Are there any you'd like to add?
Xykeb Zraliv – This tart flower's acidic juices can burn a hole through a frying pan. Eating it would be unwise.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
Hmmm. Well, there's a fire and ice theme going on with Frypolar, Twinrova, and Gleeok (Phantom Hourglass). There's a "really multiple beings in one body" theme with Smog, Blaaz, Jalhalla (The Wind Waker), and Didogger (Oracle of Seasons).

[edit] Trading Quest

Xykeb Zraliv – All your base are belong to us.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
Good news, I just completed the trading quest (in my head I mean, I haven't written it all down yet). It's a lot longer than I thought it would be, 20 trades in all (I believe OoT had 11, LA had 14, the Oracles had 13, and MM had a measly 6, so it's more than most other Zelda games). Just like in OoT, it has a bit of focus on the Anju/Grog/Mutoh/Granny situation, mostly from Grog's point of view this time. This is still on the subject of the trading quest but not on Grog anymore, but there's a nice twist near the end.

Also, on a different but still related topic, I now have the water dungeon miniboss, 2nd fire dungeon miniboss, 2nd fire dungeon boss, and ice dungeon boss done. I also have a possible water dungeon item, which may lead to a finished water dungeon boss. It's not really related to water at all but hey, neither was the Clawshot, so whatever. The main thing I'm focusing on now is a wind dungeon item and miniboss. Because the boss is simply the Hero of Time, there's not really any item needed to defeat the boss, so it's all up to what can be useful in the dungeon itself, and I don't really know. I've considered Double Hookshots, but I'm saving that as a last resort. As for the miniboss...I have no clue whatsoever.


MaloMart – Call me crazy, but I don't think a bow with no arrows is ever going to hit a target... What, were you planning on throwing it?
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
Bring back the Spinner. Everyone loved it. Also, you won't kill Grog in this trading quest will you?


Xykeb Zraliv – Mildly poisonous. May result in nausea, headache, fever, fatigue, chest pains, paralysis, loss of bone density, moodiness, feral rage, sauciness, dillydallying, strokes of brilliance, and untimely doom.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
You mean as the wind dungeon prize? Hmmmm...you know, that would work quite well, actually.

And no, I'm not definitely not killing Grog.


Diachronos – "If Opposite Day truly did exist, then wouldn't that day be the opposite of itself, and be not Opposite Day anyway?" - Gaary, Unforgotten Realms
TALK TWILIGHT PRINCESS WALKTHROUGH - MY ZELDA GAME
How could you kill someone with such a cool mohawk?


MaloMart – A Hylian shield will run you 200 Rupees...but if you have that much, I'll eat my hat. And I don't even HAVE a hat.
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
I have no clue, but Nintendo did it in Ocarina of Time. And then he was mocked by a sissy forest girl.


Xykeb Zraliv – All your base are belong to us.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
Stupid Fado. Grog didn't deserve that.

By the way, this is completely unrelated, but do have a guess on my current riddle?


MaloMart – "Where am I?" "In the village." "What do you want?" "Information." "Whose side are you on?" "That would be telling.... We want information...information...INFORMATION!" "You won't get it!" "By hook or by crook, we will." "Who are you?" "The new Number Two." "Who is Number One?" "You are Number Six." "I am not a number; I am a free man!"
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
I don't know nuthin' 'bout no Oracles.


Portal-Kombat – It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. -GLaDOS, Portal
TALK Top 128
I don't know anything about Oracles, and I wouldn't tell you if I did! Now get out of here at once! *slam*

[edit] You Should Use This On Your Userpage!

The Midna – "This is a sentence."
TALK – 19:53, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
File:Malo Mart (Kakariko Village).png

File:Malo Mart (Kakariko Village).png
You should find a way to use this on your userpage, MaloMart! If you want to, that is.

The Midna – "'Um?' You're a doctor and you just said 'Um?' I'm not going to trust an unsure doctor to operate on me!" -The Midna
TALK – 19:53, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
You used one of my userboxes! Yah! Thank you!

[edit] Weird question but

Xykeb Zraliv – I AM ERROR
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
I was hoping you'd have a clever way to get out of a cell. You have nothing except maybe a pot, a table, and a bed, and there's a big guard standing with the key right there, and he doesn't sleep like stereotypical guards do. I can't tell you exactly why I need to know this yet, but er yeah. Oh yeah, and no secret hole in the cell because that was already done in The Wind Waker.
MaloMart – You already have a similar shield, don't you? Yes. Yes, you do. Sorry, there'll be no shameless extravagance on my watch.
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
How about something to blind the guard or knock him out? Create a distraction by throwing the pot, and he'll enter the cell. Use the Cane of Somaria to knock him out with a block and take the key.
Xykeb Zraliv – Someone set up us the bomb.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
No Cane of Somaria, remember?
MaloMart – You already have a similar shield, don't you? Yes. Yes, you do. Sorry, there'll be no shameless extravagance on my watch.
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
Then create a distraction by throwing the pot, hide under the table, and when he walks to the far side of the cell, come out from under the table and run out the door.
Diachronos – "If Opposite Day truly did exist, then wouldn't that day be the opposite of itself, and be not Opposite Day anyway?" - Gaary, Unforgotten Realms
TALK TWILIGHT PRINCESS WALKTHROUGH - MY ZELDA GAME
And then lock him in the cell.
Xykeb Zraliv – And the Arrogant Man knew the name of the King.
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
He has the key, remember? He can get himself out. But yeah, that's a good way to escape, I'll do that.
Diachronos – "If Opposite Day truly did exist, then wouldn't that day be the opposite of itself, and be not Opposite Day anyway?" - Gaary, Unforgotten Realms
TALK TWILIGHT PRINCESS WALKTHROUGH - MY ZELDA GAME
Maybe you could pick the table up and beat him to death with it?
Xykeb Zraliv – I...I shall consume. Consume...consume everything!!!
TALK REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
That made me laugh, but no.

[edit] Actually

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AuronKaizer - "The first thing I want be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring! Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF, because I've proven son, without a shadow of a doubt - you ain't got what it takes anymore. You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says: 'I've just whipped your ass'!!"
TALK - THE LIST - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WIDGETS - ToC - SUGGESTIONS 14:58, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
I don't wear the gas mask all the time. It's my real face. Born like this. Sure, it may make kissing hard, but at least I'll survive when the Big One hits, right?
Mr kmil – Guess who got a new IPod? Curse you Apple!!
TALK – Come to Church, we have cookies
Doctor Who "The Lonely Child"

[edit] Hey

Mr kmil – JESUS LOVES YOU
TALK – Come to Church, we have cookies
Malo, chill out a little. Don't take this as a threat, but you are flamming, which can be be dealt with with a ban. Don't take it personally, but I have taken it apon myself to make sure that relations between wikis goes smoothly, and you aren't really helping. Just please try to deal with it with civility, even if the others aren't.
MaloMart – A wooden shield will cost you 50 Rupees, but you can't afford it. Don't expect a discount just because we're from the same town.
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
I'm sorry if you considered it to be spamming, but I don't see how you can not raise any objection to what he put on his page. That's just plain offensive. And he broke the rules by deleting the contents of his talk page and plans to continue breaking those rules whenever he wants.
Ccbermanzzpedia – "Hocus-Pocus, I am Harry Potter and turn you into Fairy :P"--Imature Harry Potter
TALK – 02:28, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Timeline ?x?
If your going to start treating him better, I'm gone.
Ccbermanzzpedia – Pretty Please!!?! With Sugar On TOP, And EVERYTHING Nice?!?!?!!?
TALK – 02:36, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Timeline ?x?
I will. And I won't stand for anything else.
Mr kmil – "It is not by might, nor by power, but by My Spirit." -Zachariah 4:6
TALK – Come to Church, we have cookies
He actually didn't delete them, he hid them with a neat piece of coding. He also didn't know the rules, so give him a break for the next day or two, until he learns some of the rules. Sorry for this mess, and have a good night, because I'm going to bed.
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AuronKaizer - "There's no place like London."
TALK - THE LIST - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WIDGETS - ToC - SUGGESTIONS 04:14, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Kmil, seriously, you've given this guy one or twenty too many chances now. Trying to maintain interwiki-relations is a good thing but he hasn't done ONE helpful thing since coming here.
Mr kmil – Waterboarding Bambi!!
TALK – Come to Church, we have cookies
Alright, I'm sorry. I guess I did try to "forgive and forget" just a little bit too much. Don't take away any bad feelings about this, please.
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AuronKaizer - "I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy!"
TALK - THE LIST - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WIDGETS - ToC - SUGGESTIONS 13:12, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
No no, only for him :P (sorry to use your talk page for this kinda stuff Malo. Feel free to return the favour sometime >:])

[edit] Irc

you should come onto the zelda irc we are havin some good fun there now XD--griff (talk) 06:47, October 24, 2009 (UTC)


MaloMart – Hey, here's a little friendly advice from me to you: if this were a battlefield, you'd be dead.
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
How do I get there?

left tab click gameing irc and the channel should be the last one on the list.--griff (talk) 06:53, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Questions you want answered

Diachronos – "If Opposite Day truly did exist, then wouldn't that day be the opposite of itself, and be not Opposite Day anyway?" - Gaary, Unforgotten Realms
TALK TWILIGHT PRINCESS WALKTHROUGH - MY ZELDA GAME
What makes you think he was trying to disguise himself? Maybe he was just waiting there.
MaloMart – "Where am I?" "In the village." "What do you want?" "Information." "Whose side are you on?" "That would be telling.... We want information...information...INFORMATION!" "You won't get it!" "By hook or by crook, we will." "Who are you?" "The new Number Two." "Who is Number One?" "You are Number Six." "I am not a number; I am a free man!"
TALK Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions
Thanks, but I have just moved all my questions to a sub-page where answers are to be posted.

[edit] Hey

Xykeb Zraliv – ONES WHO DOES NOT HAVE TRIFORCE CAN'T GO IN
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When you're creating pages, there are a few things you should remember to do:
  1. In the infobox, shorten the game title. So instead of ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Name of Game]]'', put ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Name of Game|Name of Game]]'.
  2. Also in the infobox, for the "firstgame" category, put the date of the game's North American release in parentheses. For example, ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]]'' ([[1998]]).
  3. Please remember to add categories. Below the big edit screen, there should be a box where you can add categories. Try to put all the categories that particular thing fits, but at the very least, add the ones for characters/enemies/dungeons/etc. Also, put the game title in front of the characters/enemies/dungeons/etc. For example, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess characters instead of simply Characters. If it appears in more than one game, add categories for all those games.

P.S. Just so you don't freak out, as I know you're kind of an anti-Tingle guy, my Word Bubble is only like this during Halloween. It'll only be like this for one day.

MaloMart – Time is money. If you're done shopping, then quit wasting both...
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Thanks for the tip. I've been playing Minish Cap on an emulator, and I've noticed there are a lot of characters who don't have articles, so I've been adding new ones.

[edit] Wow

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AuronKaizer - "Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring into bloody Hell; all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say."
TALK - THE LIST - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WIDGETS - ToC - SUGGESTIONS 09:52, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Great job with your TMC character articles! We've had some trouble with that in the past...
MaloMart – "Where am I?" "In the village." "What do you want?" "Information." "Whose side are you on?" "That would be telling.... We want information...information...INFORMATION!" "You won't get it!" "By hook or by crook, we will." "Who are you?" "The new Number Two." "Who is Number One?" "You are Number Six." "I am not a number; I am a free man!"
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Thanks! I have one question, though. How do I make an article for a character with the same name as another character? I missed two characters named Anton and Maggie.
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AuronKaizer - "There's a killer on the road. His brain is squirming like a toad. Take a long holiday. Let your children play. Give this man a ride, sweet family will die...killer on the road."
TALK - THE LIST - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WIDGETS - ToC - SUGGESTIONS 23:19, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, ok. They will have to be split into separate pages, i.e. "Anton (The Wind Waker)" and "Anton (The Minish Cap)", with the article "Anton" being used as a disambiguation page. When this is done, internal link fixing must also be applied. However, sometimes, it's fine to just keep it as a single article, for characters who are presumed to be the same, for instance Zill.
MaloMart – "Where am I?" "In the village." "What do you want?" "Information." "Whose side are you on?" "That would be telling.... We want information...information...INFORMATION!" "You won't get it!" "By hook or by crook, we will." "Who are you?" "The new Number Two." "Who is Number One?" "You are Number Six." "I am not a number; I am a free man!"
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Unfortunately, these characters are entirely different from their Wind Waker counterparts.
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AuronKaizer - "How can you trust a guy who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
TALK - THE LIST - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WIDGETS - ToC - SUGGESTIONS 23:24, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Then we must make like multiple bananas and split!
MaloMart – You want arrows? Well, including delivery expenses, it comes to 15 Rupees for 10 arrows...
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I don't know much about linking, but I can write the character articles if they are set up.
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AuronKaizer - "When I was very young, the world was younger than I; as merry as a carousel. The circus tent was strung with every star in the sky, above the ring I loved so well. Now the young world has grown old. Gone are the tinsel and the gold."
TALK - THE LIST - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WIDGETS - ToC - SUGGESTIONS 23:33, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Yep, that sounds like a good division of labour to me.

[edit] Psst

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AuronKaizer - "I never believed that there was a rainbow, with a pot of gold at the end. I'm much too smart for fairy tales like that."
TALK - THE LIST - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WIDGETS - ToC - SUGGESTIONS 14:21, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
Recently reuploaded the Malo image. You may want to resize the image in your sig so that it doesn't break up the flow of pages.
MaloMart – ...You're all out of arrows? Do I look surprised to you? You wasted shots like it was your day job! Unless your idea of fun is throwing arrows directly into the garbage, you should try out the Hawkeye in my shop. Trust me, you need it.All right... If you need arrows, I'll sell some. They're 15 Rupees for 10 arrows. Of course, that includes shipping and handling...
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Thanks. I've been wondering about that.

[edit] Hmm

Well I noticed that you removed the "text=" from your talk bubble awhile ago. That is all fine and good, but you forgot one important thing: you have to go through each page it is on and change it, so we can see what you said and so others don't have to do it for you. I hate to be a jerk about this but, would you mind going through this and making sure that all the other's have the "text=" removed. Thanks.-- C2 / CC 03:23, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Haha, I did that on FFWiki and have never gotten any flak over it. --AuronKaizer! 03:31, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
All you have to do is ask Triforce to run his bot and remove all of them. Theres no need to take the time out and flood the recent edits with this. --EveryDayJoe45 (talk) 15:19, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
MaloMart – Call me crazy, but I don't think a bow with no arrows is ever going to hit a target... What, were you planning on throwing it?
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I'll do just that.

[edit] Carpenters

EveryDayJoe45 – "You want the key, and I want you dead, so we can make this work"--Stalfos (The Legend of Neil)
TALK
I gave in and made pages for the Carpenters with the names you say appear in TMC. So you can go ahead and expand them if possible, but if you can't. thats fine.

[edit] Sigh

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Xykeb Zraliv – ONES WHO DOES NOT HAVE TRIFORCE CAN'T GO IN
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I've run out of inspiration. I really do want to have full descriptions of all the dungeons except the Flooded Ruins/Frostbitten Temple, but I just can't think of anything else to do. I could probably crank out whatever's needed for the rest of the Infested Hive, but after that I'll need to do the Reptilian Lair, and I've got nothing for that. I have half-scripts for the City in the Sky, Vaati's Palace, the Phantom Cave, and Ganon's Tower, but these two dungeons just don't feel as writer-friendly to me. The main thing that makes this hard is that I really, really want to do the optional dungeons but those can only be done after a corresponding past dungeon. I'm especially looking forward to Bulblin Keep, but I can't do that until I finish Reptilian Lair.

Ummm, to be honest I'm not sure why I'm telling you this actually. It's not like you can help me, seeing as you don't do dungeon descriptions. Just an update because I consider you one of the only people I feel comfortable talking about this to I guess? Er, continuing with what I was saying.

With the optional dungeons, I tried to use different kinds of gameplay themes. Rather than just systematically going through the dungeon, the optional ones have noticeable quirks. Bulblin Keep and Sluggula Cavern are my personal favorites. Also, each optional dungeon except Hyrule Castle (past) involves a member of The Group/Resistance. Rusl is involved with Deku Palace, Shad with Bulblin Keep, and Ashei with Sluggula Cavern (none of them actually enter with you except Shad, who is promptly captured).

I also notice I'm referring to dungeons by name even though I haven't told you what exactly they are. I'm kind of rambling here. Anyway, the mandatory dungeons I haven't done yet are (in this order) Reptilian Lair (fire), Frostbitten Temple (ice), City in the Sky (sky/wind), Vaati's Palace (darkness), Phantom Cave (undead), Ganon's Tower (ummm, no real theme in specific, just Ganon's Tower), and Temple of Light (all past themes). Optional dungeons are (in this order) Deku Palace, Bulblin Keep, Sluggula Cavern, and Hyrule Castle (past). I won't tell you what exactly is different about each one.

Miniboss names are Zillafos (Reptilian Lair), Big Octo (Frostbitten Temple), Dark Link (Vaati's Palace), King Bulblin (Phantom Cave), and Phantom Ganon (Ganon's Tower). Some boss names are pending, but they are Gohma (Infested Hive), a dragon (Reptilian Lair), an ice boss that I don't feel like describing at the moment (Frostbitten Temple), Hero of Time (City in the Sky), Vaati (Vaati's Palace), that cloaked guy from the beginning (Phantom Cave), Ganondorf (Ganon's Tower), and Majora (Temple of Light).

Wow um, that was a really long comment. Did I expect you to read all this or what?


MaloMart – "Where am I?" "In the village." "What do you want?" "Information." "Whose side are you on?" "That would be telling.... We want information...information...INFORMATION!" "You won't get it!" "By hook or by crook, we will." "Who are you?" "The new Number Two." "Who is Number One?" "You are Number Six." "I am not a number; I am a free man!"
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I read it all. Here's an idea: think about your favorite dungeons from past games? What layout did they have that made them interesting? Almost every dungeon has some sort of central puzzle. The Forest Temple has defeating the Poes or saving monkeys depending on which game you're talking about. The Fire Temple has rescuing Gorons, the Lakebed Temple has changing the flow of water, Snowpeak Ruins has food-gathering, the Temple of Time has the giant hammer statue and the Stone Tower Temple has the upside-down thing. My advice would be to think of what your favorite central puzzles are, and how you can replicate them without directly stealing the idea. You've done this very well so far (the lava flows in the fire dungeon and the ants in the infested hive). My advice is to think of a clever central puzzle and design the dungeon around that.

[edit] Rollback

Xykeb Zraliv – The cake is a lie.
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You now haz 1337 rollbacking skillz. Congratulations and all that.

the rollback corner is now a little less lonely Oni Dark Link 18:51, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

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AuronKaizer - "There's no place like London."
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Congratulations broski!
Ccbermanzzpedia haha look at this! this is my law!
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I may have missed your "election", but congratulations none-the-less.

[edit] ALttP in your timeline


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Zelda311 – Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Listen listen listen listen... A Link to the Past DOES NOT come that early in the timeline. It goes near the end. Why? A very simple reason. Link gets the Triforce at the end of the game, thus bringing peace and prosperity to Hyrule. Now, because of this there can be no evil in Hyrule after this. In Hyrule. The only two logical games going after it would be LA or OoX. LA because Link could also wish to go to a new land, this being Koholint. Or OoX because he could also wish for another world to go there. Also only these games because they would actually make sense going after A Link to the Past, and they do not take place in Hyrule. Because the Triforce only takes its effects in Hyrule. So it can't go at the beginning. Kapeesh?
MaloMart – You can't go walking around carrying a bunch of the same shields... Use your brain.
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You make a good if somewhat threatening point, especially since Ganon died in A Link to the Past and was resurrected in the Oracle games. That still poses the question of when he was locked in the Dark World. It feels like it should hav ebeen in OoT, but that cannot coexist with the story of TWW. Confusing, all of it.

[edit] About the movies

I REALLY like the ideas you´ve got for the Zelda movies, a topic I´ve had in mind for quite some time. While Ian MacKellan is a very good actor, I´d prefer Patrick Steward to do the voice of the King of the Red Lions. And the way you tell the fight between Link and Twinrova is really awesome!!

I´d really like to help you with this, and hopefully share some of my thoughts and ideas with you.

--The Gerudo Guy (talk) 23:28, December 14, 2009 (UTC)The Gerudo Guy I REALLY NEED MY TALK BUBBLE!!!


MaloMart – A wooden shield will cost you 50 Rupees, but you can't afford it. Don't expect a discount just because we're from the same town.
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Thanks! If you have any good ideas you can put them on the discussion page.

[edit] IRC

Xykeb Zraliv – This tart flower's acidic juices can burn a hole through a frying pan. Eating it would be unwise.
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When you came, there was kind of a "strange" (to put it nicely) conversation going on. It's thinned out since then. Also, if you click my name in the top left corner, it'll bring you to a private IRC channel where only the two of us will be talking.
Xykeb Zraliv – Mildly poisonous. May result in nausea, headache, fever, fatigue, chest pains, paralysis, loss of bone density, moodiness, feral rage, sauciness, dillydallying, strokes of brilliance, and untimely doom.
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The explanation is now up. You can read it and post a short comment, but there's no room for anything else, so I'll archive it and say that people should see the archive for the answer and explanation.
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Thanks. My riddle should come out tomorrow.