I made an archive of my talk page. Archive Un
The only part of the page I am keeping is the QUOTES section, which will stay here, but the rest of the older messages are in the archive.
And now my computer's running slow (again) when I'm viewing my talk page, so ladies and gentlemen, that's right, I'm making another archive! I'm friends with pretty much everyone who said anything on my talk page, so if you're gonna sue someone for something they said on my talk page a month ago, then uhh, don't click that link.
Yup, I'm making another archive. Same deal, keeping the Quotes section and the most recent section. Taaa daaaaaa.
So, you probably saw my help wanted thing in my talk bubble. I'd be really happy if a bunch of users submitted their favorite quotes, whether by famous people, comedians, songs, books, Zelda game quotes (of course), or funny things that you've made up yourself. If you want to submit a quote, there are a few rules:
Put who the quote is by next to the quote itself. If you don't know, put -(unknown) by the quote. If the quote is supposed to be me talking, put (credit of <your name>) by the quote. If it's a Zelda quote, put <character's name, game> For example:
"Kids today couldn't last a day in our childhood. Hey, you want a snow cone? Go to that freezer, get a fork, and scrape out the ice." -George Lopez
"My name is Lisa. Did you know that?" (credit of Mr. Person)
"Well, whatever." -Tetra, The Wind Waker
Please, nothing racist or politically incorrect. "Politically incorrect" things also include prejudice against people because of their religion, so nothing against Jews because the Holocaust is OVER.
I don't swear, so try to avoid profanity. If you absolutely have to, then try using @ symbols or $ symbols in place of their respective letters, A and S, or any other symbols you can think of.
Randomness and gibberish is allowed. I'm just going to see where people go with this, because if it doesn't work and if I get 15 million people just wailing on their keyboar;adjl;fajlkajtkjalsdfj baneuygbhvnmxv, then this rule will change.
You can submit as many quotes as you want, just don't go CTRL+C a text dump and CTRL+V it onto my page, that'll just crash everyone's computers if it gets that ridiculously long. Not that I'm against Zelda quotes, I mean, definitely not, just make sure you're submitting good ones. Seriously, it might matter to someone actually playing the game that his Helmaroc Plume sells for 800 rupees, but not so much I'm gonna put it into my talk bubble.
No spoilers!! please!! I'm not gonna put spoiler warning templates in my talk bubble, because that would just kind of kill it, y'know? And I don't want to ruin anyone's fun (or mine) playing the games, so just try to avoid the spoilers.
Happy quoting!
Griffen78– I hold the triforce of power dearly,but it only drives me mad TALK– let me show you just what hope you have!
actually no I will check it out soon though:).And my quotes are free to the public so use it if you want. A their is only 100 griffins(with diffrent spelling) in the world and I believe I'm the 78th XD
Well, Lisa, you asked, so you've got it. And just remember, you did ask for it...
I-I'm Zelda? WOW! THAT'S SO AWESOME!
You dare bring light to my lair? YOU MUST DIE!
Let's get this straight. It's not "you're a quit". It's "you are a cutie". Do you got that? Good? Good.
I'm politicly correct. The only way to be perfectly politicly correct is to be perfectly silent. I have spoken. Therefor, I am not politicly correct.
In the Great Sea, you have two cows. They drown. You have two pigs.
In the Great Sea, you have one cow. You have to sail for another twenty minutes to find the other.
And now, for some good ol' fashion randomness. FDNJEINRYYTEARJ83N5YVE895U4831!!! HIDE THE PANCAKES! DOUGHNUTS! IWANTTEHMONKEYS!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yo. Added a quote. You might see it. It's pretty tight. Just by the way, you owe me some stuff, just look at the templates history, if you look hard enough, you be findin' da IOU
Mr.Green hat– You are all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt thinking what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No, your world will burn until its surface is but glass. Not even your demon will live to creep... blackened... from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage; the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the gods! And I...I am their instrument.- Halo3 TALK
I've got one. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
I think Terminans should be called Terminals. Why? Because it's just so funny that way. "Look at all the Terminals!" "I'm a terminal patient!" aaahh...the possibilities. --DekutullaZM (talk) 13:55, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
Mr.Green hat– I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMPSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDEBERRIES!!! TALK– Check out my clubmy games
there's one in the green area of my bubble. I think it's funny.
"Shoot them in the head." (Leon S. Kennedy on killing zombies) User:Midna Rocks
"The name's Bond. James Bond" who doesn't know what this is from?
"The Great Journey awaits for no one. Not even you." The Prophet of Truth from Halo 2.
"Then I shall make you see that all your hopes are nothing! Nothing but a mere illusion!" Zexion from Kingdom Hearts: Re:Chain of Memories
"You've got to be asking yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?!" Dirty Harry from Dirty Harry
"I shall... I shall consume. Consume... Consume everything!" You know that game and character.
"I'll be back." da Terminator from Terminator
"Say 'ello to my lil' friend!" Tony Montana from Scarface
"It's time Michael." Dr. Sam Loomis from Halloween II
"Just one: the Black Falcon." Wing Commander Reed Cassidy from Flyboys
"Why so serious?" The Joker from The Dark Knight
"You know, I was always better." Alec Trevelyan from Goldeneye
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" Gandalf from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
"Luke, I am your father." Darth Vader from The Empire Strikes Back
"I'll try to do my best." "Your best? Losers always complain about their best. Winners say I will do it, go home and get to date the Prom Queen." Stanley Goodspeed and John Mason from The Rock
"And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!" Judge Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"Your eyes. They disturb me. Why do you not despair? Why do you not surrender?" Riev from Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones
"That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. I need to help you because fair is fair? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip your spine out and beat you with it.' I might respond to that. Maybe. -Max from Maximum Ride: School's Out- Forever.
DragonPhoenix13 (talk) 20:26, 9 July 2009 (UTC) (It's a good series with awesome quotes. I might add more once I find some more really good ones)
I think I invented this but some other random person in some other random place probably said this first...
"Pi r squared, right? But Pie are round! What is this world coming to...
--DragonPhoenix13 (talk) 20:32, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Midna Rocks– Ha ha ha ha ha! I laugh at your misfortune! TALK– I'M A GUY! SHEESH!
And now for awsome star wars quotes! (Yes I do like star wars)
"Do... or do not there is no try."(Yoda)
"And now young Skywalker, you will die." (Emporor Palpatine)
"RAAAAAAAAWR!" (Chewy)
"From my point of view the Jedi are evil!" (Darth Vader)
"I find your lack of faith disturbing..." (Darth Vader)
"Be be beep be be beep!" (R2D2)
"RUN ***** RUN!!! HE GON' KEEL YOU!!!"-this line is from the YouTube vid PWNAGE and meta watch Dark Killer.--Shade Link (talk) 19:12, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
"MURDERER! YOU GAVE ME A COMPUTER VIRUS!! gph.y.Trojan Y.987g=46.........--Shade Link (talk) 19:18, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
DragonPhoenix13– Skipping whenever possible maintains a high level of insanity. TALK– Dragons Rule
I have more quotes from random places;
She's dead. You killed her. (The Wizard of Oz)
He Didn't Fall???? INCONCEIVABLE!!!!! (The Princess Bride)
Well. If sudden knowledge had a physical force my head would have exploded right there, and chunks of my brain would have splattered some unsuspecting shmuck in a grocery store parking lot down below. (Maximum Ride: saving the world and other extreme sports)
Life? Or Death? (Zant from TP)
Amy Loves Toon Link– .:. "Link, Ganondorf is really evil!" Zelda said. "Pfft, yeah, right. I mean, how bad could it be?" Link asked. "He found out that he's related to Richard Nixon." Zelda said. "OH MY GOD!" Link gasped. .:. --Adamwestslapdog's Zelda Abridged on YouTube (look it up!) TALK– "NOOOOO! IT'S LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON ALL OVER AGAIN!" --Young Link when being raped by a ReDead, TLOZ: TRUTH OR DARE
"Oh my goddesses, I hate being a princess! It's always 'Amy, do this!' and 'Amy, do that!' Well, I know that it's my duty, but my duty stinks!" --Princess Amy from The Legend of Amy (my fan fic)
"Don't you wish your hero was hot like me!" --Relyt from The Legend of Amy
"Omigosh...Michael Jackson...died? YES! THE CHILD MOLESTER DIED! --ZA from TLOZ: Truth or Dare (another one of my fan fics)
"NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN! AGGH!" --Young Link from The Legend of Zelda Abridged Series on YouTube by Adamwestslapdog
"Oh dear god, please, don't take the video games!" --Me if I get robbed
"Oscar...Oscar...Oscar" -Felix, from the Odd Couple
My signature is a quote from the theme song of the Twilight Zone (Rod Serling, the host of the Twilight Zone says it)
"Pickle, Marie" -Frank, from Everybody Loves Raymond
Baltro - "My dear, don't you know? That's Rhett Butler. He's from Charleston. He has the most terrible reputation." (05:29, 25 July 2009 (UTC)) - TALK - CONTRIBUTIONS - EDIT COUNT
Navi: "(In Hyrule Castle Town as young Link) Be careful Link, this can be a very dangerous place. [...] (Link kills everybody) When I said this place was dangerous, I was talking about the guards, you idiot. (The Real Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
"Soon everything will be corrupted. Including you." - Ghor from Metroid Prime 3 (My third favorite Bounty Hunter from the Metroid series; Rundas is second, and the one who's first should be obvious)
Firstly my Chatbox Quote -- Well,excuuuuuse me Princess!-- Link, LoZ cartoon(Ok it makes Link sound like a total jerk but its a corny line!)
DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AN STICK'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!! - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist episode 13.
Dog? ... I LOVE DOGS! - Col. Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist episode 13
BOW CHIKA WOW WOW! - Tucker, Red vs Blue - Rooster Teeth Productions
Hey its FREEEED!!! - Fred at Youtube.com
Okay take a deep breath for this
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE WORRIES ABOUT GOING TO THE BEACH INCASE THE TIDE COMES IN AND SINKS INTO THE SAND AND HAS GRAVITY ISSUES AND CAN BREATHE OXYGEN OUTTA THE WATER! - Edward Elric, Vic Mignogna KawaiiaCon Panels
If you think your life is bad, wait till you here from me... -- Faolan Lazuli, A New Breed of Darkness
If your allergic to a thing, it's probablly not a good idea to put that thing in your mouth, especially if that thing is cats - Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
Haha =) I ran across them when I typed in "Amy" on youtube looking to see if any of my videos popped up with that one word (no, they didn't!) and I saw the song title and I was like "Hmm.. Interesting..." and it's cute!! I bet that was annoying to read =)
Griffen78– I hold the triforce of power dearly,but it only drives me mad TALK– let me show you just what hope you have!
well the bad news is I got grounded...it isn't a big deal, but it limits my time on the computer to a hour right after I get of the bus seeing how you will still be in school at that time i won't be able to talk to you unless you get sick or something of that nature....so idk if you'd like to start sending emails or something that be cool...I told you my email and stuff...I forgot your email though so ya...anyway how ever you want to go about this is your disition oh and lisa can you archive your talk page? my computer s super laggin as I right this :P well see ya on the flip side.
lisa if you want to talk to me on the irc anymore you have to come to a diffrent one because i am done being randomly flamed on #wikia-zelda I'm usally on #wikia-kingdomhearts.....so ya, random I know.--griff (talk) 22:57, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Xykeb Zraliv– 1. And so the Prince who had been the Arrogant Man began his servitude to the King, and the King taught him the nature of Life, and of the true Purification. TALK– it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
The question is, is Baltro the friend of the friend of Baltro?
Baltro - "The singer is great though, an astrophysicist named Jessica. I gave a her a chainsaw for her wedding and we never spoke again. The end." (23:28, April 10, 2010 (UTC)) - TALK - CONTRIBUTIONS - EDIT COUNT
Well, sometimes I don't get along with myself, but for the most part we're pretty much allied.
Xykeb Zraliv– 6. And the Guide put fire to the Bridgekeeper, and the Body of the Bridgekeeper was destroyed utterly, and the Mind of the Bridgekeeper was destroyed by one-half, and across the great dark ocean one-third of the Bridge appeared. TALK– it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
Xykeb Zraliv– 6. “You are not my Prince, O Arrogant Man. You were never truly of my Flesh.” TALK– it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
I'm entirely sure you're not entirely sure you're entirely sure about what I'm not entirely sure you understood.
Lisa URAQT– "Truth lies not only in the eyes. Sometimes, even walls may lie." --Merle, Paper Mario TALK– QUOTES — JOURNAL — SANDBOX — DRAGON — 01:07, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
Alright, I'mma take a shot at understanding that comment... I think it's either "The question is, is Baltro the friend of the friend of Baltro?" in other words, is Baltro Lisa's friend, or is Lisa just putting this userbox on her page for whatever reason? OR Is Baltro the friend of whoever puts this box on his/her userpage? BTW, I'm honored to use your creation, Baltro. :D
Lisa URAQT– Navi: "(In Hyrule Castle Town as young Link) Be careful Link, this can be a very dangerous place. [...] (Link kills everybody) When I said this place was dangerous, I was talking about the guards, you idiot." --The Real Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time TALK– QUOTES — JOURNAL — SANDBOX — DRAGON — 01:19, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
As the header implies, I'm testing something.
Lisa URAQT– "Well. If sudden knowledge had a physical force my head would have exploded right there, and chunks of my brain would have splattered some unsuspecting shmuck in a grocery store parking lot down below." --Maximum Ride: saving the world and other extreme sports TALK– QUOTES — JOURNAL — SANDBOX — DRAGON — 01:19, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
Lisa URAQT– "Holy crap, that was random as heck." --Master Baghead after hearing me say "Guess what? I have a cough drop and it's CHERRY!!" TALK– QUOTES — JOURNAL — SANDBOX — DRAGON — 18:36, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
Yay, thank you, TM! Here's mine:
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On my page, there is a link to something called the Great Pickle Revolution. It's for ANYONE who hates pickles. If you hate pickles, and you wanna join, just tell me on the questions part of the GPR page what team you wanna be on.
Merry christmas! Have a fellow Soul Eater fan. Seriously, I didn't know you liked the series. *Dawn squees* And also, yes, he is holding the guns weird. I actually didn't make the avatar, I just ripped it off some poor sap on Photobucket.
You like animes Lisa?!--griff (talk) 08:53, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
I think I love you now o.o--griff (talk) 22:01, January 3, 2011 (UTC) p.s:COME ON DAH IRC PLEASE (#FFwiki)
ok I'm on now until...well 5 hours from now .-.--griff (talk) 22:33, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
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