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Contents 1 Zelda games I've played 1.1 Rank of Games 2 Currently Playing 3 Random Opinions 4 Superlatables 4.1 General 4.2 Characters 4.3 Dungeons 4.4 Mini-bosses 4.5 Bosses 5 Polls 6 Things I find annoying 6.1 Adventure of Link 6.2 A Link to the Past 6.3 Link's Awakening 6.4 Ocarina of Time 6.5 Majora's Mask 6.6 Oracle of Ages 6.7 Oracle of Seasons 6.8 The Wind Waker 6.9 The Minish Cap 6.10 Twilight Princess 6.11 Phantom Hourglass 6.12 Spirit Tracks 6.13 Skyward Sword 6.14 Overall 7 Things I find nonsensical 8 Personal pages

Zelda games I've playedEdit

These are in the order that I started playing them. The order I finished playing them is the same except for the fact that I finished Link's Awakening before Twilight Princess.

Ocarina of Time: Completed five times. Most recent playthrough was 100%, but none of the others.

Majora's Mask: Completed nine times, five most recent being 100%. Considered 6-day challenge, haven't followed through yet.

The Wind Waker: Completed six times. Most recent playthrough was 100% (including Figurines), but none of the others.

The Minish Cap: Completed four times, two most recent being 100%.

Twilight Princess: Completed four times, all 100%.

Link's Awakening: Completed five times, two most recent being 100%.

Phantom Hourglass: Completed two times, both of which may as well have been 100% even though I made a big deal out of not getting all the ship parts for god knows what reason.

Adventure of Link: Started game, never continued. Not currently planning to. Ever. And I'd like to stress that very much.

Oracle of Ages: Completed three and a half times (one not linked, one linked, and half return linked), most recent one being 100% except the rings which I insist should not be considered part of 100%. Half playthrough because I started a walkthrough which I have no immediate plans to finish.

Oracle of Seasons: Completed three times (one not linked, two linked), most recent one being 100% except rings.

A Link to the Past: Completed twice. Most recent playthrough was 100%, but not the other one.

Spirit Tracks: Completed once. May as well have been 100% except once again I never got all the train parts. Then again, who cares?

Skyward Sword: Completed once with 100%.

The only games I haven't really played are the original Legend of Zelda, Four Swords, and Four Swords Adventures, which I'm not really interested in playing at the moment. I will probably play the original eventually, however.

Rank of Games Edit

Ordered from best to worst. As a disclaimer, I have enjoyed all games except Zelda II, and all other games are considered good even if they are low on the list.

1. Majora's Mask
2. The Wind Waker
3. Skyward Sword
4. Ocarina of Time
5. Twilight Princess
6. Oracle of Ages
7. Oracle of Seasons
8. A Link to the Past
9. The Minish Cap
10. Link's Awakening
11. Spirit Tracks
12. Phantom Hourglass
13. The Adventure of Link

Currently Playing Edit

The games I'm currently playing. Games with brackets, i.e. [Wand of Gamelon], are first playthroughs. Games with parentheses, e.g. (Faces of Evil), are on hiatus but are planned to be resumed at some point. Games with malformed brackets ({ and }, whatever they're called), e.g. {Zelda's Adventure}, are postgame and/or scrounging for 100% after completing the story. Any of these may be combined.

Also, the order is very loosely based on frequency of playtime. Because I'm fickle when it comes to which games I focus on at a given time, this is prone to change on a week-to-week (or even day-to-day) basis, so it may not be entirely accurate at the time you read this. Games on hiatus will be arranged in order of the last time they were played, with games more recently played placed above those played a long time ago. Games on hiatus may be removed from the list if I decide that I will probably not finish them.

• Borderlands 2
• {Fire Emblem: Awakening}
• Minecraft
• [(L.A. Noire)]
• [(Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch)]
• [(Shadow of the Colossus)]
• [(Ico)]

Random Opinions Edit

These are some random opinions I have about the Zelda series. It regards certain issues that Zelda fans talk about a lot (or, in some cases, issues that nobody talks about but me). If you disagree, you can put something on my talk page as long as you stay civil.

• Midna should not be in the next Zelda game. Why not? Well, first off, the Mirror of Twilight was destroyed, so Nintendo would have to come up with some really lame excuse for her to come back. Also, Midna's story has already been told. She goes from being an insensitive anti-hero to a soft-hearted protagonist and if she came back she'd not have a whole lot of capacity for growth. Then again, the series isn't really known for its character development, so meh.
• I don't really find Tingle annoying. Maybe it's just me, but immaturity isn't exactly something that bugs me unless the character is directly manipulating the protagonist, which Tingle doesn't unless you count charging a ridiculous sum as being "manipulative".
• Navi isn't really annoying either. I guess I'm just numb to it or something.
• I really dislike Zant. Let me explain why first. Now, I don't actually mind that he went crazy. Plenty of villains do. But with Zant, it was too sudden and too forced. There were no scenes of him gradually going crazy, not even five seconds of him going "NO YOU HAVE RUINED ALL MY PLANS GAAAAAA". He just has a personality in the first half of the game and has another personality dumped on him in the other half. I mean, what's the point? Seems an awful lot to me that Nintendo wanted a cool and calculating villain and an insane villain and then one guy was all like "hey what if we made the cool villain go insane, that'll work perfectly". Doesn't fit right for me.
• It is, if not totally sensible, perfectly plausible for the Zoras to have evolved into Ritos. I don't see what's so hard about this. Yes, it's kind of weird for fish to evolve into birds, but aren't scientists theorizing about dinosaurs evolving into birds? People also say that it makes no sense for a water-based race to disappear after the world is flooded. I don't understand this either, because it makes perfect sense. Hyrulean Zora(s) are freshwater creatures (yes, the ones in Majora's Mask and Oracle of Ages live in the ocean, but those are entirely different worlds; the Gorons also live in a wildlife-filled mountain rather than a volcano and the Deku live in a swamp rather than a forest in MM). The Great Sea is saltwater. Things that live in freshwater oftentimes cannot adapt to saltwater, and vice versa. I mean, if the world was flooded, would alligators feel at home? No, they live in freshwater. It very well could be the same situation here.
• The Hyrule Historia is garbage. That is all.

Superlatables Edit

Zelda II will not be counted because while I can say it's my least favorite Zelda game in a general sense, it would be unfair to judge any of its specific criteria considering I've played almost none of the game. For this reason, Phantom Hourglass fits into pretty much all the worst categories.

General Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Gameplay	Skyward Sword	Majora's Mask	The Wind Waker	Phantom Hourglass
Plot	The Wind Waker	Skyward Sword	Twilight Princess	Phantom Hourglass
Graphical Style	The Wind Waker	Skyward Sword	Majora's Mask	Phantom Hourglass
Music	Majora's Mask	The Wind Waker	Skyward Sword	Phantom Hourglass
Characters	Majora's Mask	The Wind Waker	Skyward Sword	Phantom Hourglass
World	Great Sea	Termina	Hyrule (Ocarina of Time)	New Hyrule
Zelda Game	Majora's Mask	The Wind Waker	Skyward Sword	Phantom Hourglass
Non-Zelda Game	Banjo-Tooie	Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3	Tales of Vesperia	Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts

Characters Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
LA Character	Mabe Village Shopkeeper	Nostalgic Ghost	Boomerang Dealer	Hippo
ALttP Character	Lockpicker	Flute Boy	Blind	Sahasrahla
OoT Character	Ghost Hunter	Sheik	Running Man	Talon
MM Character	Happy Mask Salesman	Skull Kid	Ghost Hunter	Madame Aroma
OoA Character	Ralph	Cap'n	Nayru	Impa
OoS Character	Cap'n	Onox	Maple	Impa
TWW Character	Niko	Tetra	Salvatore	Maggie's Father
TP Character	Midna	Shad	Malo	Falbi
ST Character	Linebeck III	Byrne	Princess Zelda	Rabbitland Rescue Man
SS Character	Groose	Beedle	Rupin	Dodoh
Villain	Majora	Dark Link	Ghirahim	Zant
Male Character	Happy Mask Salesman	Groose	Linebeck	Dodoh
Female Character	Midna	Tetra	Impa (Skyward Sword)	Peatrice

Dungeons Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
ALttP Dungeon	Ice Palace	Thieves' Town	Swamp Palace	Skull Woods
OoT Dungeon	Shadow Temple	Water Temple	Forest Temple	Dodongo's Cavern
MM Dungeon	Stone Tower Temple	Snowhead Temple	Woodfall Temple	Great Bay Temple
OoA Dungeon	Moonlit Grotto	Skull Dungeon	Ancient Tomb	Crown Dungeon
OoS Dungeon	Explorer's Crypt	Unicorn's Cave	Sword & Shield Maze	Dancing Dragon Dungeon
TWW Dungeon	Forsaken Fortress	Forbidden Woods	Earth Temple	Wind Temple
TP Dungeon	Temple of Time	Snowpeak Ruins	Arbiter's Grounds	Lakebed Temple
ST Dungeon	Tower of Spirits	Fire Temple	Snow Temple	Forest Temple
SS Dungeon	Sandship	Fire Sanctuary	Earth Temple	Sky Keep
Final Dungeon	Ganon's Tower (The Wind Waker)	Inside Ganon's Castle	Temple of the Ocean King	Ganon's Tower (A Link to the Past)
Overall Dungeon	Stone Tower Temple	Sandship	Explorer's Crypt	Lakebed Temple

Mini-bosses Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
LA Mini-boss	Master Stalfos	Grim Creeper	Smasher	Gohma
OoT Mini-boss	Dark Link	Iron Knuckle	Dead Hand	Flare Dancer
MM Mini-boss	Garo Master	Igos' Servants	Gomess	Dinofols
OoA Mini-boss	Armos Warrior	Smasher	Vire	Swoop
OoS Mini-boss	Frypolar	Vire	Poes	Agahnim
TWW Mini-boss	Darknut	Phantom Ganon	Red Wizzrobe	Mothula
TP Mini-boss	Darknut	Death Sword	Ook	Deku Toad
SS Mini-boss	Stalmaster	LD-002G Scervo	Stalfos	Magmanos
Overall Mini-boss	Darknut (The Wind Waker)	Phantom Ganon (The Wind Waker)	Stalmaster	Agahnim

Bosses Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
ALttP Boss	Arrghus	Helmasaur King	Trinexx	Vitreous
LA Boss	Slime Eel	Genie	Evil Eagle	Façade
OoT Boss	Bongo Bongo	Volvagia	Phantom Ganon	King Dodongo
MM Boss	Goht	Igos du Ikana	Gyorg	Twinmold
OoA Boss	Ramrock	Shadow Hag	Smog	Head Thwomp
OoS Boss	Gleeok	Digdogger	Gohma	Manhandla
TWW Boss	Molgera	Kalle Demos	Gohdan	Gohma
TMC Boss	Mazaal	Big Octorok	Gleerok	Gyorg Pair
TP Boss	Argorok	Morpheel	Stallord	Fyrus
PH Boss	Gleeok	Dongorongo	Diabolical Cubus Sisters	Blaaz
ST Boss	Byrne	Demon Train	Fraaz	Phytops
SS Boss	Ghirahim	Koloktos	Scaldera	The Imprisoned
Final Boss	Ganondorf (The Wind Waker)	Demise	Malladus	Ganondorf (Twilight Princess)
Overall Boss	Ganondorf (The Wind Waker)	Ghirahim	Koloktos	Head Thwomp

PollsEdit

Things I find annoyingEdit

As the name implies, this is a list of things in the Legend of Zelda series that I find annoying (in no particular order):

Adventure of LinkEdit

• Er....everything?

A Link to the PastEdit

• Buzzblobs
• The fact that seemingly every enemy does at least a whole heart of damage
• Deadrocks

Link's AwakeningEdit

• The fight with Moldorm - I swear I fell into that pit at least 10 times.
• The fact that people will call you THIEF if you steal from the shop
• Buzzblobs
• Wizzrobes
• The soldier at Kanalet Castle that attacks you from the pits

Ocarina of TimeEdit

• The whole "stealth" thing in the Gerudo's Fortress
• Moblins
• Wallmasters
• Bubbles
• Bottom of the Well
• Gold Skulltula sidequest
• Big Poes

Majora's MaskEdit

• The fight with Twinmold
• Wallmasters
• Beneath The Well
• Gyorg's tendency to swallow you before you even get a chance to escape to the platform after attacking it
• Dampé's walking speed

Oracle of AgesEdit

• Buzzblobs
• Head Thwomp

Oracle of SeasonsEdit

• Buzzblobs
• Agahnim
• Manhandla

The Wind WakerEdit

• Floormasters
• The Wind Temple

The Minish CapEdit

• The random chance Figurine system
• Gyorg Pair
• Substitional Kinstone fusions

Twilight PrincessEdit

• Beth
• Falbi
• Those 3 girls that produce hearts after you play Purlo's game
• Agitha
• Staltroops
• Agitha's sidequest
• Imp Poe sidequest
• More Pieces of Heart per Heart Container = more Pieces of Heart. More Pieces of Heart = more secret areas. More secret areas = more searching. More searching = less actual game time. Less actual game time = less fun.
• Rollgoal
• Goat Herding

Phantom HourglassEdit

• Rupoors
• Having to find Courage Gems
• Having to find Power Gems
• Having to find Wisdom Gems
• Various mini-games
• Fishing

Spirit TracksEdit

• Rabbits
• Armored Trains
• Having to blow into the microphone on a regular basis

Skyward SwordEdit

• Dodoh
• Fledge
• Peatrice
• The poor implementation of quicksand
• Spumes
• The Imprisoned
• The fact that you can hold up to 9900 rupees...and the most expensive item in the game is worth 1600. What.
• Rickety Coaster
• Quadro Babas
• The fact that they tease you with Clawshot symbols all over the place but most of the other items have almost no overworld application whatsoever

Overall Edit

• Nintendo has no respect for arthropods, continuing to mislabel them over and over. Let's take a look, shall we?
  • In several games, Gohma has six legs but one body part. Nothing fits that description.
  • Queen Gohma is labeled as an arachnid despite having three legs.
  • Twinmold is labeled as an insect despite obviously being a centipede/millipede.
  • Mothula has no legs in ALttP and OoS.
  • Spiny "Beetles" look so much more like turtles it's not even funny.
  • Snails are considered bugs in TP when they're obviously not.
  • Agitha herself, a supposed bug fanatic, seems to believe that snails are bugs.
  • On the subject of Agitha, does Nintendo have something against people that like bugs or something? They all come across as shut-in freaks of nature. Even Strich, who I thought was an okay character, was a little creepy.
  • Beetles have four legs and one body part.
  • In OoT and MM, Skulltulas, Skullwalltulas, and Gold Skulltulas have flat legs.
  • Stagnox, based on a stag beetle, has four legs.
  • Tektites, based on spiders, have four legs and one body part.
  • Rocktites have four legs and one body part as well.

Things I find nonsensicalEdit

This is a list of things that I find to be nonsensical concerning the series and would like solved. I generally try to go for less obvious questions if only because the other ones have been asked to death. Questions that are striked out are ones that I've been given a satisfying answer to.

Oh, and if you've seen other people doing this, I'd like to point out that I started this trend. My pride is just overwhelming.

1. How can the Gibdos be so incredibly stupid as to think that Link is one of them simply because his face looks like one of their faces?
2. Why does the race with the Running Man in Ocarina of Time even exist?
3. How does King Bulblin survive getting knocked off of 2 very high bridges?
4. Who was so incredibly bored as to think up "Tingle! Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!"?
5. How can we hear Link screaming when he jumps in lava in Twilight Princess even when his mouth is already submerged?
6. Why does Link need the Kafei's Mask to ask where Kafei is?
7. How did Goht get frozen?
8. How does the Postman get to the end of the Cave of Ordeals?
9. Why does Link play the guitar right-handed in Zora form?
10. Why does Ganondorf use another Phantom Ganon in The Wind Waker when the one in Ocarina of Time failed so badly and was declared useless?
11. How do people learn anything from something like "!*nh5"?
12. How does Ralph know about the secret passage in the castle?
13. Why does Lulu allow Deku Scrubs to set up businesses in her room, even after she gets her voice back?
14. Why does the Postman need to draw a curtain in front of him when all he's doing is putting on his hat and backpack?
15. Why do we always see the guard looking at the Rosa Sisters when they dance?
16. Why doesn't the sun block near the Ancient Castle of Ikana automatically disappear from the natural sunlight?
17. Why would Gillian date a fish? x_x
18. Why does the Forest Temple from Ocarina of Time have so many undead enemies?
19. Why does Tarin want to poke a beehive with a stick?
20. What kind of parent would name their child "Guru-Guru"?
21. How does Link see through Kamaro's Mask?
22. Why is Sahasrahla found so far away from the village where he apparently lives?
23. Why are there four eyes in the Vitreous fight that never do anything at all?
24. Why does Spirit Tracks feature bunnies living in the ocean?
25. Why are the clouds in Skyward Sword just a giant mass that never parts or turns into rain, but somehow lets sunlight through to the Surface?
26. Since most Ancient Robots clearly perceive their surroundings as being from their own time period, wouldn't they perceive the activated Timeshift Stone in their vicinity as displaying something from an even further past? Or since they clearly don't, would they simply see the activated Timeshift Stone as being an unactivated one?
27. On a similar topic, if Ancient Flowers can be taken out of a Timeshift Stone's vicinity and stay intact, why can't anything else?

Also, if you can think of a reason why one or more of these makes sense, or if you simply want to discuss them, please do so on my talk page, not here.

Personal pagesEdit

Stuff I've made (or thought about making). Quick disclaimer: Games I've Played is the only one worth checking out. Everything else is abandoned or is otherwise complete garbage.

• Games I've Played: A list of all the games in my collection.
• Reviews: A place where reviews would go, if I had any reviews that I felt were worth keeping.
• Majora's Mask Walkthrough: A 100% walkthrough of Majora's Mask I made. Currently a mess. Overhaul was considered, but then I went inactive and now the whole thing sucks. So there you have it.
• Top Ten: What would be a top ten if it actually had any content to speak of.
• My Zelda Game: Fanfiction game I made a long time ago. Could've been cool was but was ruined by lack of imagination when it comes to filler content. Also, I never completed it, so none of the actually interesting parts were ever recorded.
• Oracle of Ages Walkthrough: The second walkthrough I attempted. I was planning to do a walkthrough on Oracle of Seasons afterward, but it turns out I never finished this one up anyway. Not sure if I'm even going to in the end. (If I did it would need to be revised to be of actual quality.)
• Why Oracle of Ages Comes First: A list of reasons why it makes more sense for Oracle of Ages to come before Oracle of Seasons. I'm not really sure why I made this, but I still stick by what I said on that page.