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Watcher
For the record, this isn't me, but it's the best image possible.
Born	Lost to time after service in the Watchtower.
Nationality	Multiple due to constant movement
Other names	The Allseeing Eye, the Defender of Good, others.
Known for	Watching over every event on Earth.
Occupation	Watcher
Title	Watcher for the Planet Earth
Salary	No payment.
Net worth	Incalcuable
Height	7'5"
Weight	30 pounds
Predecessor	Lost to the ages
Political party	None
Religious stance	Retbutleran
Partner	No partners
Relatives	I have many, but have forgoten them all.

Greetings. I am Watcher, and this is my Watchtower. I hope that in the coming months, you shall find my humble home acceptable. More updates in the future.

Contents 1 A Little About the Watcher 2 Zelda Games I Own 3 Current Progress in Games 4 My Timeline 5 Operation: Wake the Wind 6 The Best Way To... 6.1 WEEK 31 (at last===) 6.2 WEEK 32 6.3 WEEK 33 7 User boxes 8 Sign My Page

[edit] A Little About the Watcher

For those of you who can't figure this out, this part is purely fictional (You all know who you are...)

In my fantasy world, the Watcher is one man who has been selected to watch over the proceedings of the world he lives in. A Watcher resideds in the Watchtower, an impossibly tall building that constanty flits across the surface of the planet; in fact, it goes so fast that even I don't know what it looks like. The inside of the Watchtower is compleatly hollow, save for a small chair in the very center that I am able to sit in. Coating the walls are countless monitors that display every event occuring on the Earth. Every day I stop time, and play back all the events from the past 24 hours at superfast speeds.

Enough about the Watchtower, let's get onto the Watcher. My physical appearence is something like this: I am 7'5", extreemly thin, all white, and absolutly covered in eyeballs (you think I could do my job properly if I wasn't?). I have no other facial features (save for a mouth), long arms with thin fingers, and a trunklike region where legs should be (I get around by floating). As for my personality, like so many other personal qualities of mine (like a birth date, original appearence, friends and family, ect.), it has been lost to the ages.

As for my job, as you have probably already read, I watch over all the events on planet Earth, and to record it all for whoever may need it (truely need it, that is. This is precious information, and could potentialy be used for harm. If you want it, you need a really good reason.). I am able to take one single event in the world and change it so the Earths' history will go on a better course (One important event! And I mean really important. Same as with the information.).

Well, that's all about that for now, so... Let's move on.

[edit] Zelda Games I Own

• The Legend of Zelda
• A Link to the Past
• Orcana of Time (For the Wii)
• Wind Waker
• Twilight Princess (Got a new one, so yeah, it's my brother's...)
• Phantom Hourglass (OK, so it's my brothers...)

[edit] Current Progress in Games

• The Legend of Zelda: Finally started the other day, and just beat the first dungeon. I'm trying to map out all of Hyrule (but then again, who hasn't?).
• A Link to the Past: Started over, got through the first dungeon.
• Orcana of Time: Made it through the Dodongo Cavern. It wasn't that hard.
• Wind Waker: I've got the Master Sword, and am on my way to get Gannon.
• Twilight Princess: I'm in wolf form, and working on the Master Sword.
• Phantom Hourglass: Haven't played for a while, but I beat the Ghost Ship dungeon.

[edit] My Timeline

Here's how I think the Legend of Zelda series goes. First came Ocarnia of Time, at which point the timeline split in two. During the Child Timeline, Link went on his adventure in Majoras Mask. Gannondorf was set to be excecuted, but went to the Twilight Realm, initiating the Twilight Princess. Meanwhile, in the Adult Timeline, Gannondorf escaped his imprisonment, and caused the Wind Wakers' events to occur. Later, Link and Zelda looked for a new world, and went through the Phantom Hourglass. At some point, they found a new Hyrule, and all other events happened parralell with each other. At some point, the events of the Four Swords games happened, and Link thwarted the plot. Eventualy, Gannon was revived, but horribly deformed, and sought out Aghinham, causing A Link to the Past to happen. After his defeat, Link left Hyrule for more adventures, and found the Windfish, causing Links Awakening to happen. After many years, one of Links decendents returned to Hyrule and stopped Gannon for good. 4 years later, the events of Zelda 2 happened, and that's the end of it!

To everyone who had trouble understanding the writen version...

                        Ocarnia of Time 
                               | 
           Adult Timeline                 Child Timeline 
                |                               | 
          Gannon sealed in                 Gannon arrested; 
           Sacred Realm                      Majoras Mask 
                |                               | 
           Gannon escapes;             Gannon to be excecuted; 
             Wind Waker                escapes to Twilight realm, 
                                       causing Twilight Princess 
                |                                |  
         Link and Zelda leave;          Nothing of significance 
          Phantom Hourglass                                  
                |                                | 
             New Hyrule                Nothing of significance 
                                    | 
                           All events parralell 
                            from now on. 
                               | 
                           Four Swords 
                               | 
                        Four Swords Adventure 
                               | 
                          The Minish Cap 
                               | 
                         Gannon escapes in 
                           beast form. 
                               | 
                         A Link to the Past 
                               | 
                         Link leaves Hyrule 
                         for new adventure; 
                          Links Awakening 
                               | 
                        One of Links decendents 
                        returns; Legend of Zelda 
                               | 
                             Zelda 2

[edit] Operation: Wake the Wind

It's back again, and if you want to come on, then go to the official page for Operation: Wake the Wind.

[edit] The Best Way To...

This is something I thought would be cool to do. The way this works is that I present a scenario (funny or serious) and you post what you think is the best way to solve the given idea. All users are invited to express their opinions each week. This is purely to entertain everyone who visits. Oh, and each week, I shall have one answer which is absolutly not accptable because it's to obvious. Enjoy.

[edit] WEEK 31 (at last===)

• WHat's the best way to reach the Twilight Zone. Aside from Midana forcing you in, or the Twilight Miror.

Metroidhunter32 – I have created a tournament of heroes. TALK – Vote upon it. the TV guide.

The Midna – "This is a sentence." TALK – Polls - The Lost Bottles Challenge - Dance Party!!! - List of Characters With Masks - List of Games - My Edit Count - Friend List - Les Bêtises Longest Word Userbox - Would You Rather? - All Animated Images - The Picture Game Personally ask Rod Serling, or by using a black and white camera.

MaloMart – Time is money, so quit wasting both. TALK – Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions Simple. Form a group of evil magicians and try to steal the Triforce. You're in.

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Midna Rocks – There is no good or evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it! TALK – I'M A GUY! SHEESH! Just wait until the sun sets.

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Have Chuck Norris rip open a portal to the Twilight Zone, and use a cannon to blast yourself through.Mr.Fairy

[edit] WEEK 32

• What's the best way to die in Hyrule. Go crazy.

Mr.Green hat – Insanity is like gravity: all you need to do is give it a push. TALK – Check out my club my game my games First you go Grand Thft Auto on Hyrule castle town until a ton of guards surround you, then you pull out a bomb...

The Midna – "'Um?' You're a doctor and you just said 'Um?' I'm not going to trust an unsure doctor to operate on me!" -The Midna TALK – Polls - The Lost Bottles Challenge - Dance Party!!! - List of Characters With Masks - List of Games - My Edit Count - Friend List - Les Bêtises Longest Word Userbox - Would You Rather? - All Animated Images - The Picture Game Throw a bomb in the air, explode using the Bomb Mask, and get hit by a real Bombchu all at the same time!

Moblin slayer – Can you feel it, see it, hear it today? If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway. You will never understand it 'cuz it happens too fast and it feels so good, it's like walking on glass... TALK – Yeah... Actually kill Ganondorf for good. This will in turn cause a rip in the fabric of space and time of the Zelda Universe, ultimately leading to your (and everyone else's) death.

MaloMart – Time is money, so quit wasting both. TALK – Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions Allow the slow and inevitable decay of time to run its course.

Solar flute – The secret of the Bulblins, parachutes. TALK – why don't they put guardrails on that stupid bridge bring a bottle of lon lon milk when you open the door of time. Then, when you're done talking to rauru, drink the 7 year old milk

[edit] WEEK 33

• What's the best way to end a Zelda game, storywise. Just don't do anything that's already been done.

Portal-Kombat – I'll watch the end of the world for you when you're gone. The world that exists after everyone who hates me is dead. -Porky, Mother 3 TALK – Top 128 Finding yourself face to face with the Triforce, then you tell it that your wish is for it to disappear forever and no longer grant wishes or power to anyone. Then you spend time in the world after you've saved it, the credits roll after you return home and go back to bed.

Archives Archive Uno: Weeks 1-5 Archive Dos: Weeks 6-10 Archive Tres: Weeks 11-15 Archive Cuatro: Weeks 16-20 Archive Cinco: Weeks 21-24

[edit] User boxes

Who doesn't have these by now? Anyways, here they are...

en This user is a native speaker of English.	This user is male.
15 This user is 15 years old.	This user is active at night.
This user is currently being treated for massive head injuries	This user probably shouldn't run around in his pajamas...
This user thinks dead things ROCK!	This user really thinks dead things ROCK!
This user thinks that this dead guy is pure awesome and could beat Chuck Norris in a fight before Chuck Norris could even get his foot in the air.	This user can see your every move, and you can't see even one of his!
This user thinks that this guy should stay away from him. After all, he doesn't want to be trapped in one place for the rest of eternity. Even though he already is.	This user is a friend of Dialask77.
This user is the Usurper King of Order.	This user is the MC for the TEMPLE OF COURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! Yeah!
This user is a WikiExpandElf.	This user helps out with Operation: Wake the Wind.
This user is a member of the Hall of Wizzrobes, and is the Rank of Red Wizzrobe.

(Note: This note is so my next section header isn't pushed aside.)

[edit] Sign My Page

WATCHER – I am the all-seeing eye. I am the light in the darkness. The defender of the world. I am Watcher. TALK – Come to the Watchtower. I know everyone and their brother does this, but please sign my page, and come to my talk.

Dialask77 – I am the sorceror of ice... TALK – 21:24, 22 January 2009 (UTC) Yo, sad that this is your first day, and you Userpage is already better than mine...

Raz Twilight – You criticize and attack people for their birth and upbringing - things they cannot change. It is you who are not human. TALK – {{{Time}}} Your userpage is ugly? geez, you should really see mine, oh the hilarity will ensue if you visit mine, i have cards for griff's card thing, though i don't think anyone knows i have made some, oh well. I forgot to add, Hi! Please for give my ramblings.

Raz Twilight – You criticize and attack people for their birth and upbringing - things they cannot change. It is you who are not human. TALK – {{{Time}}} Mine still isn't as organized as yours, and probably never will be lol.

Twoface13 – Wow, every decision I make is based off a flip of a coin because half of my face was burned off.AWESOME!!!!!! TALK – It is said to be impossible to lick your elbow. 75% of people who read this will then attempt to lick their elbow. Cool userpage. Mine consists mainly of jokes using pictures.

The humble signature of Portal-Kombat

Peakprovince – I shall consume, consume, consume everthing! TALK – Weekly Poll Sup

Portal-Kombat – LAMB CHOPS. Lamb chops? That's an odd choice for a man about to die. Yes, but an excellent choice for a man about to live!!! TALK – 00:00, 19 Octember 9000 (UTC) The OFFICIAL signature of PK.

PhantomGanonUsurper27 – Out of my way... Or be crushed... Unless you have the Iron Boots... In which case, wanna be my friend?? <glances nervously> TALK – Fanfic in progress! Coming soon! Here you are. Awesome page.

Triforce 14 — Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you! TALK — CONTRIBUTIONS — EDIT COUNT — OTHER ADMINS 'lo. Nice page; I like the section on "the best way to"

Hey, nice page. user:dragonmaster kayla

Metroidhunter32 – I have created a tournament of heroes. TALK – Vote upon it. Best userpage on the site in my opinion. Mine doesn't have that much going for it other than the many polls.

yawn [[User:Oni Dark Link|Oni Dark Link 16:12, 17 March 2009 (UTC) ]]

katamariqueen – May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce TALK – "Lies are like children...they're hard work, but our future depends on them." Totally dig the open-ended, creative questions. Props.

Daydreamer3173 – Don't need no drugs, you're my chemical. TALK – Your.black.dress.in.disarray. I love your page. The weekly questions are awesome.

Dekutulla – You know, you think I'm just a weak little scrub, don't you? Well, look behind you and tell that to my little pet skulltula. That's what I thought. So maybe you should think twice before you defraud on me. TALK – Dekutulla 18:19, 9 April 2009 (UTC) Hia! First test of da' new bubble. Hey, how can I make it short to put on a page? got an idea? leave it on my talk page.

im signing again with my new colour fonted sig! [[User:Oni Dark Link|Oni Dark Link 12:22, 12 April 2009 (UTC) !! ]]

You a Fantastic Four fan? Big Poe=Nice Guy

Lisa URAQT – Let's get this straight. It's not "you're a quit". It's "you are a cutie". Do you got that? Good? Good. (credit to WATCHER) TALK – QUOTES — JOURNAL — SANDBOX — DRAGON — {{{time}}} Hey! Awesome page, seriously. The Best Way To thing is really awesome. Oh ya, remember Mrs. Jones, your kindergarten teacher, saying, "A long E says its name. Now let's all hold hands and sing a song about friendship!" and you just stuck your tongue at her while she wasn't looking? Yeah, Mrs. Jones comes back to haunt you. "A capitalized U says its name. A capitalized R says its name. Capitalized As, Qs, and Ts say their names." It's pronounced (yay, dictionary jargon) lē' sə yü’ är ā kü’ tē and (for the anti-dictionary-jargon-ists) LEE-sah YOO ahr a KWU-tee. It all boils down to Lisa you are a cutie. Just 'cuz it's awesome for people to be calling you cute every time they say your name. Nah, just kidding, but you can just call me Lisa. Peace!

K. watcher, your user page is marvalous, mine is a piece of ****. i really love it. wish i had the time to do something as wonderful as yours, but alas i cannot. oh and don't be afraid to ask more people about wake the wind it is a nice idea but, just needs more people for it to become really serious. (no I'm not gay just saying) User:Ccbermanzzpedia

Oddball464 – I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you have come unarmed. TALK – 01:27, 13 May 2009 (UTC) Nice page you have (better than mine at least) And consider yourself honoured that your page is the first one I've ever signed! *fanfare plays*

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[[User:{{{name}}}|{{{name}}}]] – {{{sig}}} [[User talk:{{{name}}}|TALK]] What's Balrog up to these days?

I would like to join your Wind the Wake thing. I hope that I can help people and suggest a fight. I joined this wikia yesterday. signed User: Mr.Green hat P.S. Comment about my page. Today is 5/24/09

I see you are very famous with the other people. I am doing a poll at my page. Could you tell everyone you know about it? signed, User: Mr.Green hat

Mr.Green hat – You are all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt thinking what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No, your world will burn until its surface is but glass. Not even your demon will live to creep... blackened... from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage; the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the gods! And I...I am their instrument.- Halo3 TALK To Watcher, I was thinking that we should combine our Operations. Mine is not getting much results, so I was wondering if we could make your Wake the Wind not just getting rid of stubs, but also adding pictures.

This is the signature of the talk bubbleless user: Midna Rocks

Hello! As you can tell (i mean, you haven't seen me!), I'm new. But Hi! And your userpage is awesome. Princess of Music

Dekutulla – You know, you think I'm just a weak little scrub, don't you? Tell that to my army of phazon elites. TALK – {{{Dekutulla 18:19, 9 April 2009 (UTC)}}} Hello again! does my new userbubble give you a headache? I hope not. awesome page. Did you record the daleks invasion of earth? who is ms. Jones? huh? huh? huh? Oh... dear... I'm babbling, aren't I? Morths!

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[[User:{{{name}}}|{{{name}}}]] – {{{sig}}} [[User talk:{{{name}}}|TALK]] The name's Link, Shade Link.

Hi! I signed your page! Does that make us friends?!??!!!03:44, 20 July 2009 (UTC)MaloMart (talk)

I still haven't figured out the whole point of the whole page signing thing that goes around here, but I suppose I'll do it. Might even come up with a "Best Way To..." if I can think of one ingenious enough. By the way, are you misspelling Ocarina purposefully? I'm a spelling/grammar/ease of reading/accuracy freak as you can probably tell by checking out my contributions, and it's bugging me.... Light and Shadow (talk) 21:26, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

DragonPhoenix13 – Skipping whenever possible maintains a high level of insanity. TALK – Dragons Rule I have signed this page.

The Midna – Your next stop, the Twilight Zone User:The Midna TALK – 22:50, 3 August 2009 (UTC) Nice page. The weekly questions are great!

Redeadhunter – A real-life Zombie Hunter TALK – My weapon of choice:Bomb arrow I can see your Watchtower from the Death Dolice station!

Sage of thunder – "I do NOT have A.D.D.--hey look, a frog!"--My bro TALK – A.D.D.=attention deficit disorder Awesome page! Yours is probably one of the best pages I've seen, though that really doesn't count for much as I've only been here a few weeks.