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Link: What are you doing? :Zelda: Using the new Hylian Postal Service. :Link: Okay... :Zelda: I just ordered something... It's here! :Mechanical Voice: You got Light Force! :Link: Cool! Can I get a Master Sword? :Zelda: No you have to go to the Sacred Grove like everyone else! :Link: Darn.

This is my pet, Morpheel. I got him at the Picori Festival 5 years ago. But he got away and linked defeated him for a silly fused shadow. Thanks for thinking of MY needs Link!!!!

Quick Hylian Conversion chart. I don't need it but others might.

Okay now, for $2000. Which Triforce is the Triforce of Wisdom? (A.) Top (B.) Bottom-left (C.) Bottom-right (D.) I don't know because I didn't major in Hyrulean mythology.

Link woke Ganondorf up at 3:00 AM so they could have an all out duel and then have a nice breakfast. Ganondorf only wanted the duel but he said he would make a knuckle sandwich for Link.

Someone should really tell this guy to chew with his mouth closed!!!

Three words. Bad Hair Day.

Come on now, be honest. Everyone was controlled by Majora's Mask at one point in their lives.

A picture of me. I didn't get any sleep the day before this picture was taken, so I suspect it looks like I have red eyes

Twoface13 here! I have always been a fan of The Legend of Zelda series. I've always wondered why they call it that if Zelda plays only minor roles in certain games. I don't expect an answer I've just always wanteed to throw that out there. I mean has it ever occured to anyone it should be called The Legend of Link?

It has been commented multiple times that legend of link is not a good idea as people might mistake the abbreviation as Laugh out Loud. Now how is this for an idea. A game where you are Ganondorf attempting to take over Hyrule! I would call it Legends from the Dark World: Chronicles of the Gerudo King. Cool isn't it? But don't hold your breath, it gets cooler. Ganondorf is about as old as link, roughly 17 years old! AND, he doesn't have the Triforce of Power, he has some other all powerful, other-worldly thing. Towards the end of the game, some sort of light arrow is fired at him and the power leaves his body. Traveling around, a lot more vulnerable, he obtains the triforce of power. Then, he fights the final boss. Any other information is disclosed for the time being.

Twoface13 – Wow, every decision I make is based off a flip of a coin because half of my face was burned off.AWESOME!!!!!! TALK – It is said to be impossible to lick your elbow. 75% of people who read this will then attempt to lick their elbow. I hate to brag, but it turns out I'm extremely fluent in Subrosian. Now I just need to get a cool cloak and become fire-resistant. Don't ask me how I plan on doing this.

Translation of previous- I hate to brag, but it turns out I'm extremely fluent in Subrosian. Now I just need to get a cool cloak and become fire-resistant. Don't ask me how I plan on doing this.In case you haven't realized yet, I like using LoZ pictures to make jokes and such.

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Name - Twoface13
A.K.A - Twoface
Race - Sheikah
Class - Royal Sheikan Warrior
Weapons - Sheikan shortsword, Sheikan shield, Razor-bladed boomerang
Other form(s) - Twofaced Dragon ( the dragon only has one head, it has two faces on the one head though) and Demonic Beast form (it is the picture shown, only happens when desperate, similar to the situation with Ganondorf in OoT.)

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Twoface13 – Wow, every decision I make is based off a flip of a coin because half of my face was burned off.AWESOME!!!!!! TALK – It is said to be impossible to lick your elbow. 75% of people who read this will then attempt to lick their elbow. I've seen plenty of other userpages with a place for signatures, so mark them here.

PhantomGanonUsurper27 – Out of my way... Or be crushed... Unless you have the Iron Boots... In which case, wanna be my friend?? <glances nervously> TALK – Fanfic in progress! Coming soon! Cool page. Here you are.

Triforce 14 — His name is Robert Paulson. TALK — CONTRIBUTIONS — EDIT COUNT — OTHER ADMINS Very sporadic page.......I like it!

Peakprovince – Albertson's eat fresh! TALK – Weekly Poll I have bucket.....

Hey, I signed your page, and I think your jokes up there. They are hilarious. User:Dragonmaster kayla

Oni Dark Link your page is slightly hard to read

ThatGuy55 – Twilight Princess is the BEST Zelda Game ever! TALK Nice Page!

Zelda phoenix – You may be destinied to become the hero of the legend... TALK – Zelda phoenix 16:15, 8 June 2009 (UTC) Eee hee I love the jokes.Signing.Please take a look at my page,club,and fanfic[[1]].

Awesome page! haha I love all the jokes! :-) User:Lisa URAQT my talk

Can you try to remove the text bubble covering the pic with Morpheel? I can't read the (predictably funny) joke. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 21:33, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

The Midna – Your next stop, the Twilight Zone User:The Midna TALK – 23:17, 29 July 2009 (UTC) Your jokes were great! Especially the one about buying the Master Sword. Great Page!

Legendlink – "I only know what I choose to listen to. Everything else is like "Whaaaaaat?"-Legendlink TALK – {{{time}}} SIGNING SIGNING SIGNING (pant pant) SIGNING SIGNING.

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