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Hello and welcome to... WOULD YOU RATHER!!!
I did not invent this game, but I thought that I was the first to do this on Zeldapedia. It seems Mr.Green hat did one before me, but that was before I knew. He gets credit for doing it first. Okay, the rules. You just decide whether you would rather do one thing or the other. It's that simple! So to start...
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE BE STUCK IN A ROOM WITH TINGLE OR NAVI FOR AN HOUR?
TINGLE:
I could beat Tingle up, and duck tape his mouth, Navi...not so much.-- C2 / CC 21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Ditto.^- Sage of thunder
I've always wanted the chance to strangle Tingle and tear him to pieces... This is my chance! Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
NAVI:
Since I can't kill the person I'm stuck with, I'd rather choose someone I can actually stand. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
While I never found either annoying in the context of the games themselves, I think that in real life, Tingle would bother me more than Navi. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Navi isn't really that annoying...She just interrupts you. That's not as bad as "Tingle Tingle Kooloo-limpah".-Legend Link
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER EAT AN OCTOROK OR A RUPEE (POINTY!)?
OCTOROK:
I like octopus in real life....yummmy!`-- C2 / CC 21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Agreed; kalamari is delicious. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
So long as it's dead, I'd eat an Octorok. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
If I could eat them while blindfolded, I'd be fine...- Sage of thunder
I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!--MaloMart (talk) 
02:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
RUPEE:
ARRR ME BES LIKESINGS THEM YUMSIE ROOPEES. --AuronKaizer! 22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, money grows on trees, right? So, it must be a fruit. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER BE STUCK IN IKANA VALLEY OR THE GRAVEYARD IN OCARINA OF TIME FOR A DAY?
IKANA VALLEY:
I'd just spent all my time infiltrating that castle and chatting it up with the Gibdos. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
GRAVEYARD:
I could make fun of Dampe, and mess around with a little kid....what's not to love?-- C2 / CC 21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Moveable gravestones; need I say more? Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
It doesn't have a gratingly annoying music box house. Also, fun ordering Stalchilds about. That is, of course, assuming I have the Captain's Hat or a gun. --AuronKaizer! 22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER BE SUBMERGED IN CHU CHUS OR IN RUPEES (POINTY!)
CHU CHUS:
It would be like a bounce house.....fun.-- C2 / CC 21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Probably tastes better than real life gelatinous substances. Also, I'm not a capitalist unlike certain others. Besides, looks like bathing in those pointy Rupees could hurt. --AuronKaizer! 22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
It'd be like swimming in Jell-O (hopefully)- Sage of thunder
RUPEES:
Yay, money! Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Link never has problems touching Rupees, so.... Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THE GORON TUNIC OR THE ZORA TUNIC IN REAL LIFE? (ALONG WITH THEIR POWERS)
GORON TUNIC:
As much as I love blue, I don't take heat very well. And it's made from Dodongo skin. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
What Diachronos said. I don't really like swimming, anyway, though I like the color blue. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
ZORA TUNIC:
Zora's FTW!!!! -- C2 / CC 21:34, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Being able to breathe underwater....that would be so awesome. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
I like Blue. Red's so not my colour. Besides, wouldst be more awesome to breathe underwater forever than jump into molten hot lava. Really bad for my complexion... --AuronKaizer! 22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Ditto, again.- Sage of thunder
Me like swimmin'--MaloMart (talk) 02:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER LISTEN TO ONE OF GRANNY'S STORIES OR LISTEN TO GROG INSULT YOU?
GRANNY'S:
I could sleep.... and not be forced to go into beat-down mode like when someone insults me.-- C2 / CC 21:32, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
As long as I don't have to wear the All-Night Mask. Granny might actually be able to do something about my chronic insomnia. Diachronos (talk) 21:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
What Diachronos said. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Hey! I have chronic insomnia, too! Seriously! Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
GROG:
I could out-insult this guy on either his or my back. Probably not mine, it hurts a lot. --AuronKaizer! 22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER A NEW ZELDA GAME COMES OUT WITH EITHER MIDNA OR TETRA IN IT?
MIDNA:
Why did you even put another character down when you have Midna as one of the choices??? Diachronos (talk) 21:59, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Umm, Tetra would just become another Damsel in distress archetype. --AuronKaizer! 22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
TETRA:
I love Midna, but I don't want her in another Zelda game. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
I would prefer to just keep her in one game, as much as I like her! P.S. I just changed what Xykeb said :P-- C2 / CC 22:14, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Tetra would be ten times easier to fit into another game.- Sage of thunder
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER GULP DOWN A WHOLE POE OR SOME CHU CHU JELLY? (THINK ABOUT IT CAREFULLY...)
POE:
Think about it.... if you gulp down a ghoust, wouldn't it just go through you. Chu Chu Jelly, seems to taste funny.-- C2 / CC 22:14, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
CHU CHU JELLY:
If it's bad Chu Jelly, at least I can vomit it back up. Poes... I don't even wanna think about what would happen if you swallowed one. Diachronos (talk) 21:59, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Errr, what? Chu Chu Jelly has healing properties.....no contest really. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Mmmmm...Chu Jelly. --AuronKaizer! 22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Judging from Link's reaction to drinking this, it probably tastes like cough syrup. However, I am a rare freak who likes the taste of cough syrup. So, ha. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
What XYZ said.- Sage of thunder
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THE DEKU MASK OR THE GORON MASK OR THE ZORA MASK?
DEKU MASK:
Yeesh I'm a loner. Anyways,I'd just use those pipes to wake my older sister up in the morning,and annoy my brother... :]]] XionXIV
GORON MASK:
I love going really fast. The Zora mask lets you go fast underwater, but as I already said, I don't like swimming. Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
ZORA MASK:
You are an evil person to make someone choose between these masks. Diachronos (talk) 21:59, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Like a Zora Tunic only better. Hellz yeah. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:07, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Again Zora's, FTW!!! And yes you are cruel-- C2 / CC 22:14, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Err, no contest. At all. Would I rather be a guy who is as fast underwater as a speeding torpedo or a slow, roided-up muscle muss or a Deku who dies upon touching fire? Yeah, there's a choice. --AuronKaizer! 22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Me still like swimmin'--MaloMart (talk) 02:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] WOULD YOUR RATHER HAVE THE GIBDO MASK STUCK ON YOUR FACE AND LIVE THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE BLENDING IN WITH THE GIBDOS, OR THE SAME WITH THE GORMAN MASK AND THE GORMAN BROTHERS?
GIBDO MASK:
The Gorman Mask offers no protection from getting "attacked" by Gibdos. And I think that Gibdos might actually have an interesting way of life that we don't know about. Diachronos (talk) 22:45, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
GORMAN MASK:
I like the Gorman brothers, they're pretty cool alright. Besides, I cry a lot in my sleep most of the time, anyways. --AuronKaizer! 22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
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[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER BE ON GWONAM'S CARPET (SQUADALAH!) OR LISTEN TO THE KING FROM THE CD-I GAMES?
GWONAN:
This guy is the awesomest guy in the desert, even if he is the only one!- Sage of thunder
I'd just push him off and steal his carpet. Diachronos (talk) 13:19, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
KING:
He has a really endearing laughter, ya know. --AuronKaizer! 22:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
No one's ever called me their "boi" before...--MaloMart (talk) 02:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER BE EATEN BY A LIKE LIKE (AND SURVIVE) OR BE ATTACKED BY A REDEAD (AND SURVIVE)?
LIKE LIKE:
Don't like the way those ReDead attack...embarrassing. Anyways, unlikely that these guys' digestive system will kill you. --AuronKaizer! 19:56, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
Worst-case scenario, he eats my shirt. Then the horror of what's under it kills it and I get my shirt back. Diachronos (talk) 20:46, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
If I'm gonna survive either way, I'd rather have something swallow me and then spit me back out than have something jump onto me, hug me, and then bite my shoulder.-User:Sage of thunder
REDEAD:
Even though ReDeads are creepy, being submerged in a gelatinous mass trying to steal my stuff would make me spaz horrifically. DragonPhoenix13 (talk)
I imagine being eaten by a Like Like would be like (like) being slowly digested by a Sarlaac. Then again, a ReDead's life-sucking skills may be like being strapped to a Sii Ruuk entechment rig...whtever. Jedimasterlink (talk) 03:32, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
HAH! Either one, I will kick their ***! XionXIV
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A PET GOOMBA OR A PET MASK-MIMIC?
GOOMBA:
MASK-MIMIC:
An important part of a pet is the fact that it's got to be able to survive being jumped on several times. Goombas don't fit the bill. Besides, these guys are cute (as far as androgynous masked enemies go) and mimic whatever I do. --AuronKaizer! 19:56, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
Shy Guys are cool. Diachronos (talk) 20:46, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AN ENGAGING CONSERVATION WITH ERROR OR THE OLD MAN? (I took this from MaloMart's fight in the Temple of Courage.)
ERROR:
We could debate who is really ERROR. To be frank, Miley Cyrus is a bigger ERROR than ERROR ever was.--AuronKaizer! 22:02, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
OLD MAN:
He's more talkative and isn't so self-righteous that all he bothers to talk about is his stupid name. As long as I can keep him from mugging me... Jedimasterlink (talk) 19:45, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
END...FOR NOW
[edit] Poll
[edit] ANY COMMENTS/QUESTIONS/CONCERNS/PIZZA?
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