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Hola, SxeFluff here. So i messed with this page and now I'm going to make it how i want it.

Contents 1 Biography 2 My personal Theories 2.1 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 2.2 The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 2.3 The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker 3 List of the Greats 3.1 Greatest Show 3.2 Greatest Cartoon Character 3.3 Greatest Movie 3.4 Greatest Nintendo Game 3.5 Greatest Game 3.6 Future Greatest Games 3.7 Greatest CURRENT WWE Wrestler 4 Joke theories 5 Timeline 5.1 Actual Timeline 5.2 Commentary 5.2.1 Picori Legend/Minish Cap

[edit] Biography

When I'm not too busy being the personal trainer for the cast of 300(movie) I like to hook up old games or play on my Wii. To be honest, I'm just your ordinary dude on a kinda nerdy website lookin' to spread the word of Shigeru Miyamoto. Don't ask for computer help or game help cuz I won't be much use. I'm good at video games, if they provide A. good plot B. Good gameplay/controls and C. Worth the time. Otherwise, I ain't gonna play it. Even so, only games I can beast on are Super Smash Bros and a few qaulity, friggin old franchised video games. After all, I still love Pokemon! (Well...the games atleast)

[edit] My personal Theories

To be honest, these aren't all personal, but some are. They aren't ridiculous either. I'll be researching and finishing this as time goes by.

[edit] The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

• the obvious; Kaepora Gaebora is Rauru
• The Skull Kid who gives you a heart for teaching him a song is the same Skull Kid (character) from Majora's Mask
• (especially with this game) eyes are symbolic to something. Look at the Gossip Stones which are also probably related to Sheikah because of this eye. Many bosses have eyes as weaknesses, which is normal but could still prove a point. Notice how all sheikah have red eyes, which leads to thier symbol being red. I don't know exactly what it is, but something is up.
• Dark Link was probably first made in this game (Loz:OoT is supposed the first in the timeline) and therefore the one in all other games. But if he can form into the size and bodies of the new Link's I don't know. So I'm a little skeptical there is only one.

[edit] The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

• Skull Kid is originally from Termina. He was led outside and into Hyrule through the same way Majora was taken because Majora was pulling him so he could be salvaged from the Happy Mask Salesman and have an owner with bad intentions ( know his back story and all that). This explains how Skull Kid could have a history in Termina, found Link to learn a song, and between that song session and Link's pulling of the Master Sword, he could've had time to set a reputation with Termina. The time his trouble in Termina's began and when he left a little while to Hyrule again (for unknown reasons) was spent by Link stopping Ganondorf from tricking the King and searching for Navi.
• Happy Mask Salesman knows more than he lets on. I believe he came to Termina only to find the mask and bring it to Hyrule...
• Termina is an alternate timeline, where the World of the Ocean King is. Termina could've experienced a flood aswell.
• Majora was some type of being with far too much power. So Din, Nayru, and Farore probably sealed him/her in a mask forever.
• Majora probably had a history with Fierce Deity's Mask. A reason why both are masks is because the fought often and where finally sealed away to stop thier trouble.
• Majora could've actually been a decent, funny being until Fierce Deity came along and ruined his time. Either through Deity's mocking, or Majora's terrible time within his mask is where his personality turned rotten. If so this is a reason Majora is so twisted and still able to call Fierce Deity, "the real bad guy". OR Majora could've been screwed up to begin with, another reason why he believes Fierce Deity is more evil.
• Majora is a chick! I have no basis at all for this; infact for the entire game I thought,"this dude is wacked up". But (prepare for a biassed and most likely sexist remark) if it were a dude I think he would be black colored, not purple... It even acts like a dude, Majora's Wrath looks like a dude, (or atleast not a chick, cuz lets face it, even Twinrova was stacked) but I just can't see Majora being a guy. Although I can't actually imagine Majora being a chick and fighting Fierce Deity at the same time before they were masks, I find Majora to be a female. Ugg...I need some time to think this over.
• Majora is possibly linked to the Twili because of thier similarities with Majora's history and the familiar eye on Midna's helmet that also looks like the eyes of Majora's Mask . Apparently the mask was used for dark magic, something the Twili used.
• Keaton Mask is totally a reference to Pikachu! I don't care if keaton exist, the guard says, "popular character". You can't say Pokemon aren't popular especially during the 90's.
• Deku Butler's missing son is probably the spirit within the Deku Mask

[edit] The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

[edit] List of the Greats

My personal list of the greatest BLANK :)

[edit] Greatest Show

1. Simpsons 2. DragonBall Z (God I loved this show) 3. House M.D. 4. Colbert Report 5. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

[edit] Greatest Cartoon Character

1. Bugs Bunny 2. Bart Simpson 3. Homer Simpson 4. Johnny Bravo 5. Bender SCREW MICKEY MOUSE

[edit] Greatest Movie

1. Harold and Kumar 2. Star Wars Original Trilogy 3. DBZ: Broly (God I LUVED this show) 4. 5.

[edit] Greatest Nintendo Game

1. Pokemon Yellow Version: Special Pikachu Edition 2. Super Smash Bros. Brawl 3. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess/ Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 4. Super Mario Sunshine (I didn't like Galaxy, I would give it a 6/10...) 5. Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal Version

[edit] Greatest Game

1. Pokemon Yellow Version: Special Pikachu Edition 2. Super Smash Bros. Brawl 3. Sonic the Hedgehog 3 4. World of Warcraft 5. Sonic and the Secret Rings ( I haven't played too many games outside of Nintendo, and the ones I have are very good )

[edit] Future Greatest Games

1. Zelda Wii 2. Sonic Unleashed 3. Star Fox Wii 4. World of Warcraft: The Lich King 5. undecided

[edit] Greatest CURRENT WWE Wrestler

1. Batista(tough choice with #2) 2. HHH 3. Jeff Hardy 4. Kofe Kingston 5. Melina (HOTTIE)

[edit] Joke theories

• Fierce Deity Link made history when he redefined "badass"
• Link became the 'Hero of Finally Gettin Wit Dat one Blonde Chick' in Legend of Zelda: Link's Second Sword
• Ganon is the ultimate line between evil and pork. Porky Pig is out of the contest...
• Link's real name was Beatsevil McButtkicker, his adoptive parents couldn't pronounce this without laughing
• Zelda is not a girl.............................shes a woman
• The new Zelda features all bosses whos weakness' aren't thier eyeball!! Nintendo boycotts
• Ganondorf started walking around with a shirt saying, "I'm a beast"...dork ruins everything
• Great Sea is dried up, giant pig found underneath Noah's Ark
• Stalfos were arrested for saying boner
• Racism breaks thru Hyrule!! 'Long Ears' is uttered by Ganondorf Dragmire!!
• Gorons: not the smartest on the 'rock'!! HAHA, get it? i said rock instead of Block as a pun!! man, i luv that one
• A blade of pure solidity, with the strenght to smite evil! It truly is evils bane...only the chosen one may wield the blade to destroy Dragmire!! Make Haste, as the sun's new set lies upon ur breast! Go Forth...CHUCK NORRIS!!!
• To think our world was created by Goddesses...Wonder which ones hotter.
• Link Made history when he saved Zelda for the 47th time and redefined the word "whipped".
• Hehe, hey Ganon...You got beat up by a 10 year old with a skirt and a plastic sword.
• Termina sucks.
• If the CD-i games are in the timeline i friggin quit
• Dungeons to solve, Maids to save, sages to awaken, Princesses to help, and evil to vanquish... And Mario is the mascot?! Screw you Nintendo!

[edit] Timeline

I will attempt to make sense of the Zelda stories, from given information and 'cause and effect'. C'mon, I know it will be disproved by the newest Zeldas yet to arrive, but I recently got alot of time on my hands. IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE OR ANYTHING YOU FIND WRONG WITH THIS PLEASE MESSAGE ME SO I CAN FIX IT OR EXPLAIN.

And Before You Make That Message Cuz' I'm Doing A Split Timeline, Here's My Reason: Trunks Saga thru Cell Games Saga From DBZ. Took Me A LONG TIME To Figure Out Why The Androids Were Still In His Time. It's Because It Already Happened! He Didn't Prevent Time, He Caused A Seperate Timeline!! Technically, His Time Was The Original Time!! Also, Think To The Movies "Back to the Future". There Were Two Opposing Timelines. I Believe (In Fictional Universes) Time Travel Doesn't Prevent History, It Creates New History. It's Like A River; Sometimes It Has Points Which Seperate From The Original Stream, But The Original Still Exists.

[edit] Actual Timeline

Long, long ago, evil spirits descended on the land of Hyrule. Just when it seemed that the world was to be cast into the darkext of shadows, the tiny Picori appeared from the skies and bestowed on a courageous human a shining light and a single sword. This bravest of men used his wisdom and courage, his golden light, and his sword to fight off the demons and restore peace to the world. The people were so grateful for the Picori's help that they held an annual celebration in thier honor. The tradition of the Picori Festival continued, but over generations , the Picori themselves passed into legend. - The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap Instruction Booklet, page 2

[edit] Commentary

Just my thoughts when typing this. I might get rid of some headers if this is too long on the Table of Contents.

[edit] Picori Legend/Minish Cap

• I always figured Minish Cap was first, cuz it introduces the boy in Green and that gives reason to the tunic that all Link's wear along with Ezlo introducing the hat as another piece of garm, but then Myamoto said "OoT is first!"...crap...But Minish Cap's story doesn't have to be after because it's a legend...Aha!

• I don't have an exact answer to what the 'Shining Light' mentioned in the first Minish Cap legend is. It could be the Triforce, but I'm sure it was sealed in the sacred realm by then. So I will refrain from even talking about it when not needed.

• I need to find the game,make sure I'm not missing anyhing. I'll basically replay it and talk alot to the people and Picori.

• After careful consideration, I will begin with Ocarina of Time. As much as I would love to say Minish is first, I can't go crossing Myamoto's words. And I figure I should sign these side notes. Just gives a journal type feel to it.--SxeFluff 01:32, 16 July 2008 (UTC)