Born	Always born
Died	Always dying Earth, Solar System, Milky Way
Resting place	Nowhere
Other names	Too many to list
Known for	Not known
Title	What Never Is And Always Shall Be
Predecessor	Sir Dar
Successor	Sir Fing
Political party	Birthday
Spouse	Fear Grief Joy Beauty
Children	Paranoia Justice Imagination Morality Agony Madness Ecstasy
Parents	What(father) Why(mother)

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Hey. I'm Sir Real....it's supposed to be a pun...if you don't get it, I understand...it's supposed to sound like "surreal." Anyway, my favorite game in the series is Majora's Mask, though I think Ocarina of Time is technically a much better game. Outside of the series, my favorite games are Okami, Metroid Prime Trilogy, and Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem. So....yeah.

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Kingkillerbee – "This town is our turf— the turf of the world-famous Killer Bees! Don't mess with us!" -Ivan TALK – 06:11, August 18, 2012 (UTC) — Editcount • Contributions Hi, I'm just dropping by to say hi!

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