Naxios10
Keaton got your tongue?
Born	M40 836 Unknown
Died	Answer not found, ask again? ERROR
Resting place	Clock Town
Nationality	Tau act as one, nationality is a false concept that has no place in the Empire
Other names	Major Disaster
Known for	Subjugating several planets through gunboat diplomacy
Education	Standardised indoctrination
Occupation	Infiltration of Earth
Title	Nachos Xth
Employer	Tau Empire
Salary	Enough
Net worth	Not quantifiable
Height	Tall enough
Weight	Rather underweight
Term	Minimum of 20 Tau'cyr
Predecessor	Classified
Successor	Classified
Political party	The best
Boards on	Wooden
Religious stance	Norse paganism
Spouse	[REDACTED]
Partner	[REDACTED]
Children	[REDACTED]
Parents	[REDACTED]
Relatives	[REDACTED]
Signature	ACCESS DENIED
Website	http://naxios10.deviantart.com/

About me Edit

1. I love the Zelda series!

2. I'm an avid gamer.

3. I like my edits to be intelligent and helpful/insightful.

4. Therefore, my edit count rises slowly. Yes, I do want to be able to vote for ToC suggestions, yes I want to take over the world starting here. No I don't really care all that much about getting rollback, or the weighty role of admin anytime soon. Yes, I should probably stop talking here. Thankyou for listening, we hope you have a pleasant flight before your imminent and highly bellicose incarceration, indentureship and shortly, your terminal breath.

5. I play the piano. If you're lucky, I'll play the Song of Storms or something while you die horribly with the other slaves.

6. I prefer the more surreal and powerful Zeldas, such as Majora's Mask and certain parts of Twilight Princess (like Midna's initial taunting, the Lanayru vision, and Zant's final death).

Addendum: Go Majora's Mask!

Addendum addendum: I let Termina burn, just to see what happened if you failed to return with the Song of Time.

Addendum addendum P.S.: The addendum addendum thing was shamelessly stolen from Portal.

7. Don't try to send me any groundless insults about Majora's Mask.

I found out what the Postman says at the bottom of the Cave of Ordeals!

"I think you are lost. It's got to be around here somewhere...."

This is my talkybox.

Naxios10 – "Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?" — A Lunar Child TALK Thanks to User:Minish Link!

Interesting stuff in the Zelda series Edit

1. Majora's Mask in general. Example: Just what happened in Ikana that blasted the landscape and killed everyone - and then raised them?

2. Do the Gerudo Pirates have a larger ship somewhere? They do own a large steam drydock after all....

3. WHO IS THE HAPPY MASK SALESMAN AND FIERCE DEITY AND MAJORA ANYWAY

4. Fi looks a lot like the Queen of Fairies if you ask me..... or at least there are major similarities

5. Speaking of the Queen of Fairies.... she's pretty creepy if you ask me. Just got that vibe... and that doll...

6. What if the Happy Mask Salesman created a Xanatos Gambit with Link by sending him out to get Majora's Mask in order to get him killed.... or in the event of success, still retrieve Majora's Mask. After all, how could the Skull Kid manage to get the better of the Happy Mask Salesman in the first place? /paranoia

7. Link actually swings his sword at quite a realistic pace - in real life, longswords rarely weigh more than 1.3 kilogram (that's 4 pounds IN AMERICA)

8. Even in Ocarina of Time, Link had a couple of parkour techniques - his roll after jumping as an example. At age 7, I jumped down 1 storey of stairs and rolled like Link (approximately), and didn't hurt myself! Note: Do not try this at home unless supervised by a professional! Hopefully Link!

9. The Song of Storms is a paradox.... Good job Link, you broke time. AGAIN.

10. Seriously, how many parallel universes has he opened up? If you take into account all the time traveling in Majora's Mask, he may have created over a hundred... Doctor Who is not happy.

Some of my favourite images Edit

What I would ship (hypothetically, of course) Edit

Keep in mind that this is primarily NOT SERIOUS. And it's about romance, not lust. Or whatever. Read into it how you will!

1. Companion Cube x Goddess Cube

2. Midna x Havelock Vetinari (imagine their hypothetical offspring!)

3. Dodoh x Falbi (iJoke! They're just about the least likely to have a meaningful relationship with ANYONE.)

4. Fi x Scrapper

5. Linebeck x Skipper

6. Cremia x Link (lolololol Zelda)

7. Ghirahim x Fabulous Debbie (seriously, he would probably do this if he could)

8. Phoeni x ???

My favorite pages/other stuff Edit

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask..... no kidding!

Lunar Children

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http://naxios10.deviantart.com/ You guys should check out my ah-twork....

http://undeadgaming.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Gaming_Wiki

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRv8gnBMiWM

Oh, and a horror fanfic involving Agitha. It's only the first version, so it's not perfect. http://naxios10.deviantart.com/#/d4enzwk

BY FARORE'S TOASTER STABBING FETISH! This story.... is just incredible. It's a fanfic on The Wind Waker, by Seldavia, not me. Find it here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3993350/1/Cry_for_Hyrule

Er, that's all I can think of for now.

Polls Edit

Sign this petition for the immediate and vociferous takeover of the Earth by the Tau Empire Edit

Well well well. It looks like I caved in to the need for signatures. Sign below, or be incarcerated. With Tingle/Navi/ReDeads/Ruto/Gyorg. The other occupant will NOT be of your choosing. Incarceration with Ruto or Gyorg will be in an aqua themed room. Other themes are in progress. For the Greater Good. Tau'va!

XionXIV – "Baka." TALK – 09:22, July 27, 2010 (UTC) It's FUN.Click here for randomness! Dorkestra EPICNESS. soo...uhm, I sign HERE, right? Cause, I REALLY don't know what words you are saying right now. I need time to process them...come back in 7 years, ok? -7 years later- Ok. I have come up with the answer. ...42. :]]] NO but seriously, is this where I sign? XP Oh and it seems that you don't care for being "promoted". -high five-

Naxios10 – "Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?" — A Lunar Child TALK Wow, I put this section up, and I already have a signature (thanks!)? Errrrr...... Yup, this is where you sign! And yeah, promotions don't seem to mean much here, and I don't want the responsibility....... :p Don't worry about the Tau'va bit, that's a reference to the Tau race in Warhammer 40 000. Nice to meet you! Also -high five-!

Black Dragon Laguz – One of my favorite games. TALK – Userboxes - Zelda game reviews I'll sign.

Naxios10 – "Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?" — A Lunar Child TALK Ah, good! So the propaganda campaigns are working...... excellent, excellent.... Thanks for signing, LiT!

Jedimasterlink – The more I learn, the more I realize I don't know much at all. TALK – REVIEWS — EDIT COUNT — CONTRIBUTIONS — TOC Signed. So you know, "groundless insults about Majora's Mask" is redundant. All insults to this game are groundless ;)

Naxios10 – "Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?" — A Lunar Child TALK Woo! ADMIN/ROLLBACKY GOODNESS (I think?)! Now then, then now, now then.... ummm.... I don't really know what to say...... other than YAY STAR WARS! And Obi-Wan Kenobi! (and classical/orchestral music! shhhh!)

Zeldafan777 – Go Anjean! I want to see more!!! TALK SIGNED.

Naxios10 – "Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?" — A Lunar Child TALK Ooookayyy.... sure. :p I also, am Irish. Er. Want me to sign your page?

Jioplip – Fear my onions! TALK – {{{time}}} If I play the song of healing to you, can I get the Mask Seller's Mask? If it doesn't work, will it make you fall asleep so I can take the Mario Mask?

Naxios10 – "Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?" — A Lunar Child TALK Strange person is strange to me. Why does this person not know that I AM NOT IN NEED OF HEALING. If I am, I will shout "MEDIC!" and have a plus sign above my head, obviously. I mean really, who wouldn't know that? Oh ho ho ho! But this person, will this person pay me back for selling the mask? Still have to pay off the last binge of Chateau Romani >.>

Phantom Zelda – "Because shut up." TALK Hey. Listen!

Naxios10 – "Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?" — A Lunar Child TALK いいえ、あなたは聞いてくれ！