Keaton got your tongue?
|Died||Answer not found, ask again?|
|Resting place||Clock Town|
|Nationality||Tau act as one, nationality is a false concept that has no place in the Empire|
|Other names||Major Disaster|
|Known for||Subjugating several planets through gunboat diplomacy|
|Occupation||Infiltration of Earth|
|Net worth||Not quantifiable|
|Term||Minimum of 20 Tau'cyr|
|Political party||The best|
|Religious stance||Norse paganism|
About me Edit
1. I love the Zelda series!
2. I'm an avid gamer.
3. I like my edits to be intelligent and helpful/insightful.
4. Therefore, my edit count rises slowly. Yes, I do want to be able to vote for ToC suggestions, yes I want to take over the world starting here. No I don't really care all that much about getting rollback, or the weighty role of admin anytime soon. Yes, I should probably stop talking here. Thankyou for listening, we hope you have a pleasant flight before your imminent and highly bellicose incarceration, indentureship and shortly, your terminal breath.
5. I play the piano. If you're lucky, I'll play the Song of Storms or something while you die horribly with the other slaves.
6. I prefer the more surreal and powerful Zeldas, such as Majora's Mask and certain parts of Twilight Princess (like Midna's initial taunting, the Lanayru vision, and Zant's final death).
Addendum: Go Majora's Mask!
Addendum addendum: I let Termina burn, just to see what happened if you failed to return with the Song of Time.
Addendum addendum P.S.: The addendum addendum thing was shamelessly stolen from Portal.
7. Don't try to send me any groundless insults about Majora's Mask.
I found out what the Postman says at the bottom of the Cave of Ordeals!
"I think you are lost. It's got to be around here somewhere...."
This is my talkybox.
Interesting stuff in the Zelda series Edit
1. Majora's Mask in general. Example: Just what happened in Ikana that blasted the landscape and killed everyone - and then raised them?
2. Do the Gerudo Pirates have a larger ship somewhere? They do own a large steam drydock after all....
3. WHO IS THE HAPPY MASK SALESMAN AND FIERCE DEITY AND MAJORA ANYWAY
5. Speaking of the Queen of Fairies.... she's pretty creepy if you ask me. Just got that vibe... and that doll...
6. What if the Happy Mask Salesman created a Xanatos Gambit with Link by sending him out to get Majora's Mask in order to get him killed.... or in the event of success, still retrieve Majora's Mask. After all, how could the Skull Kid manage to get the better of the Happy Mask Salesman in the first place? /paranoia
7. Link actually swings his sword at quite a realistic pace - in real life, longswords rarely weigh more than 1.3 kilogram (that's 4 pounds IN AMERICA)
8. Even in Ocarina of Time, Link had a couple of parkour techniques - his roll after jumping as an example. At age 7, I jumped down 1 storey of stairs and rolled like Link (approximately), and didn't hurt myself! Note: Do not try this at home unless supervised by a professional! Hopefully Link!
9. The Song of Storms is a paradox.... Good job Link, you broke time. AGAIN.
10. Seriously, how many parallel universes has he opened up? If you take into account all the time traveling in Majora's Mask, he may have created over a hundred... Doctor Who is not happy.
Some of my favourite images Edit
What I would ship (hypothetically, of course) Edit
Keep in mind that this is primarily NOT SERIOUS. And it's about romance, not lust. Or whatever. Read into it how you will!
1. Companion Cube x Goddess Cube
2. Midna x Havelock Vetinari (imagine their hypothetical offspring!)
4. Fi x Scrapper
5. Linebeck x Skipper
My favorite pages/other stuff Edit
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask..... no kidding!
http://naxios10.deviantart.com/ You guys should check out my ah-twork....
Oh, and a horror fanfic involving Agitha. It's only the first version, so it's not perfect. http://naxios10.deviantart.com/#/d4enzwk
BY FARORE'S TOASTER STABBING FETISH! This story.... is just incredible. It's a fanfic on The Wind Waker, by Seldavia, not me. Find it here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3993350/1/Cry_for_Hyrule
Er, that's all I can think of for now.
Sign this petition for the immediate and vociferous takeover of the Earth by the Tau Empire Edit
Well well well. It looks like I caved in to the need for signatures. Sign below, or be incarcerated. With Tingle/Navi/ReDeads/Ruto/Gyorg. The other occupant will NOT be of your choosing. Incarceration with Ruto or Gyorg will be in an aqua themed room. Other themes are in progress. For the Greater Good. Tau'va!