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Metroidhunter32
Bow or I swing
Race Vampiric
Home Land Hyrule
Date of death 1832
Height 6'10"
Hair Color Coal Black
Eye Color Blood red
Gender Male
Weapon of choice The bigest sword I can find
Armor Chain mail infused with technology from 2063 making it invulnerable to anything under 12 megatons
Affiliation The guy with the biggest stick and the most cash

my other, larger userpage [2]

Hi i'm metroidhunter32 and as you might have guessed I'm on wikitroid allot. I do however like the zelda series and will hang out here allot. I would also appreciate it if you could vote on my Tournament

Contents

[edit] Supertable

Category Best 2nd Best 3rd Best Worst
Game Twilight Princess Majora's Mask Ocarina of Time Oracle of Ages
Story Majora's Mask Ocarina of Time Twilight Princess Oracle of Seasons
Graphical Style Twilight Princess Majora's Mask Wind Waker The Legend of Zelda
World Termina Hyrule Great Sea Labrynna
Character Midna Link Ganondorf Postman
Game Series Metroid Trauma Center Zelda Most Marios

[edit] Funney quotes

If I see a funny quote on any of the wikis I frequent or visit I will put it here for the sake of your amusment

"All goverments are corrupt. It is all a matter of degree"

-myself

" The perceived badassery of any given action will increase tenfold if the action is performed while on fire"

-Oath to Order

"I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I'm saying."

-Triforce 14

"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!"

-Triforce 14

"How can you trust a guy who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."

-AuronKaizer

"THE CANADIANS ARE COMEING HIDE THE PANCAKES!!!!"

-Griffen78

"I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you have come unarmed."

-Oddball464

"I never finish anythi"

-Baltro

[edit] Currently Playing

  • Metal Gear Solid 2
  • Fire Emblem:Sacred Stones

[edit] Polls

Please don't vote unless you know what the things are.

Could Link Defeat one of the original zebes metroids?
 
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The poll was created on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 03:01:22 GMT, and so far 44  people voted.
Could he beat them the way they actually hunt, in packs?
 
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The poll was created on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 03:02:56 GMT, and so far 39  people voted.
What is worse
 
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The poll was created on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:45:52 GMT, and so far 38  people voted.
Which is more disturbing
 
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The poll was created on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:46:48 GMT, and so far 57  people voted.
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT STUPID HAT
 
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The poll was created on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 01:47:18 GMT, and so far 44  people voted.
Who's side are you on?
 
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The poll was created on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:09:52 GMT, and so far 54  people voted.
Why did the makers of wind waker make the sage of the earth temple a bird?
 
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The poll was created on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:45:50 GMT, and so far 46  people voted.
Why does the fisherman want to be shot with arrows
 
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The poll was created on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:15:44 GMT, and so far 41  people voted.
What is up with that stupid hat (revised edition)
 
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The poll was created on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:14:33 GMT, and so far 24  people voted.
Do I make too many polls?
 
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The poll was created on Sun, 31 May 2009 01:16:55 GMT, and so far 22  people voted.
I have an idea for a Zelda game. Should I make a sub page for it?
 
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The poll was created on Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:59:06 GMT, and so far 24  people voted.
Which is hardest?
 
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The poll was created on Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:23:00 GMT, and so far 11  people voted.

Worlds's hardest game link

[edit] Free response questions

Kinda stealing watcher's idea here but instead of giving you a series of options for a question you can put anything you want. I'll add a question every now and then feel free to answer old ones. Also I will not proceed until I see an answer I like so chose wisely.

[edit] First question

Why is Orca, a swordsman, never seen with any weapon other than a spear


WATCHER – I am the all-seeing eye. I am the light in the darkness. The defender of the world. I am Watcher.
TALK â€“ Come to the Watchtower.
Well, that's kind of a hard one to answer, but my guess is that due to his advanced age, he has trouble using anything but. Or that he just can't find a good sword...


Xykeb Zraliv – Instead of making the moon hit Termina faster, use your energy to give it a face. Your weapon of mass destruction may as well look nice.
TALK â€“ REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
He's senile? Maybe he thinks that bows are axes.
AuronKaizer - "Ah yes, the magic delicious Heart Cookie. Eat up. You deserve it after committing murder."
TALK - THE LIST - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WIDGETS - ToC - SUGGESTIONS
Hey, I already did the senile joke in the ToC. Anyway...he's probably a multi-armsmaster. See, if he's taking a walk with that spear thing, he can fish himself some fish on the way. It's just...science. Or stupidity. You decide.

UberPhoeb – Hello, my name is UberPhoeb, you ate my taco. Prepare to die.
TALK â€“ CONTRIBUTIONS -- EDIT COUNT -- OTHER ADMINS
He got injured and couldn't be a swordsman (duh)

‘‘I WANT MY TACO BACK, SON OF A BITCH!’’

[edit] Second question

What did majora's mask plan on doing after killing everything?

Stealing Ganon's role as main villain in every Zelda game after Majora's Mask. Portal-Kombat


WATCHER – I am the all-seeing eye. I am the light in the darkness. The defender of the world. I am Watcher.
TALK â€“ Come to the Watchtower.
Sit around contemplating the mysteries of the universe in compleat silence...


Xykeb Zraliv – Instead of making the moon hit Termina faster, use your energy to give it a face. Your weapon of mass destruction may as well look nice.
TALK â€“ REVIEWS - MAJORA'S MASK WALKTHROUGH - ORACLE OF AGES WALKTHROUGH - TOP TEN
Going to Hyrule and killing everything there? Then it can start on Labrynna, Holodrum, World of the Ocean King, etc. until it gets bored I guess.

I'm going to go with what I put on Majora's page in the first place (yes that was me). Majora is a genocidal bastard who is extremely sadistic to the point that he wants to kill everything for kicks. Seems plausible enough (I thought so since the Moon's smile began to widen when the Guardians were struggling near the end). Big Poe=Nice Guy



UberPhoeb – Hello, my name is UberPhoeb, you ate my taco. Prepare to die.
TALK â€“ CONTRIBUTIONS -- EDIT COUNT -- OTHER ADMINS
Didn't think of that, did you Majora?

Well, he was gunna dance MJ-like, but then his puppet became useless)

‘‘I WANT MY TACO BACK, SON OF A BITCH!’’

[edit] Third question

How can link survive being hit by an ax bigger than him?

Oh I don't know... oh yeah! It's a VIDEOGAME!!! The laws of nature can be significantly twisted. Big Poe-Nice Guy

Perhaps the axe-wielder dulled his axe on the last adventurer. Or maybe he's just nice. Right. Dekutulla


Dialask77 – I am the sorceror of ice...
TALK â€“ 21:24, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
because link is actually a mutant zombie and doesn't die unless you rip out his multiple hearts. Duh.

[edit] Fourth question

Why doesn't Gandorf use some of his dark magic to sense that Link poses a threat and kill him back BEFORE he gathers all the ancient magic and enchanted weapons?

Believe me on this one: most video game villains who have nigh-omnipotent magical capabilities and are supposedly uber-intelligent don't ever think it's a good idea to kill the hero at the very beginning of the game. Think about it Sephiroth never did it, Gruntilda never did it and (I know you know this one) Mother Brain never did it. The only villain who has a good reason for not offing the hero instantaneously is Majora: he was influencing Skull Kid's decisions not controlling them so Skull Kid didn't really want to kill Link. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 12:43, 8 April 2009 (UTC)


Dekutulla – You know, you think I'm just a weak little scrub, don't you? Tell that to my army of phazon elites.
TALK â€“ {{{Dekutulla 18:19, 9 April 2009 (UTC)}}}
Um, because it would ruin the game? Because he likes a challenge? Mabye he neede to practice his organ. I dunno, really.
Click it. I DARE you.
Triforce 14 — It is only about things that do not interest one that one can give really unbiased opinions, which is no doubt the reason why an unbiased opinion is always valueless.
TALK — CONTRIBUTIONS — EDIT COUNT — OTHER ADMINS
Ganondorf's not as smart as we all make him out to be...

sephrot couldnt kill cloud at the start of the game big poe. cloud was the key part of sephorts whole plan. as for link im guessing this is what ganondorf was thinking when he saw the threat. "o look. a little midget is trying to defeat me. maybe i should go and kill him before he gets powerful...nah. i just had lunch". Oni Dark Link 15:20, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

I've never played a Final Fantasy game (let alone Final Fantasy 7) so I don't really know the full extent of what he did. Also I do acknowledge the fact some other villains probably had a good reason for not offing the hero at the beginning of the game: I think all 3 main Kingdom Hearts antagonists needed the hero for their plot. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 20:08, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

I AM
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Zelda311 – You know you are a good driver when, your parents are fast asleep in the car that you are driving.
TALK LEGEND OF ZELDA: XENTORE REALM OF MASKS BLOG ZELDA DIMENSION FIVE KILLERS Poke-glitchpedia
Ganondorf did not kill Link right away for several reasons and theories. Reason I, When Ganondorf sees Link outside of the castle, Zelda does say something like, "Don't worry, he doesn't know what were up to." Reason II, though you don't see it, when Ganondorf is kneeling near the beginning of the game, he actually is kneeling before the king. He wouldn't wanna cause a scene in front of the King. Reason number III, he actually did attempt to kill Link after he beats the first three dungeons, he throws some sort of energy ball at him. That wasn't an attempt to kill him though, he was giving Link a 'warning' which he didn't take to heart, obviously. And he probably would've killed Link, but, Zelda and Impa were running of on a horse, and Ganondorf had to chase after. Those three reasons are all for bad times to kill Link. Though then again, Ganondorf could've killed Link whilst he was in one of the five temples, but then again, he wouldn't want to waste his time and energy on him when he was busy ruling over what was once Hyrule Castle... Another reason is that Ganondorf wanted to have a sense of fair play, so Link would have an even shot at killing him. Ganondorf got cocky, but then when Link kills him, Ganondorf becomes his true, boar, deadly huge form with two swords, known as Ganon. He now realizes that its getting serious so he has to do whatever to kill him. Another reason is that Ganon is crazy, think about, he has the triforce of power, and that makes him think he can over run a castle, and obtain the Triforce! Well he overrun the castle for seven years, and he was super close to getting the triforce, and he made bad spirits and things go inside 5 temples, 3 perfectly fine places, and 2 other perfectly fine places, so it would appear as if he could've but, STILL! Ganondorf is insane, kinda.

my OoT theory is that he wanted you to come to his castle because if he killed you he had to do so courageously or somin to get that piece then with zelda just knock her unconscious then take that piece then whalla a complete triforce applys to other Ganondorf Games DRTJR (talk) 05:06, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Fifth Question

Why does nobody ever think to use the triforce, or a piece of it as a weapon?

AuronKaizer - "There's no place like London."
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Due to legal issues. I mean, could you imagine the amount of lawsuits they would get when kids start hitting each other in the eye with sharp, triangle-like objects?

Because it's in the Sacred Realm, behind the Door of Time, which can only be opened by the 3 Spiritual Stones and it takes a helluva lot of hard work to actually get a piece of it, let alone the whole thing. Alternatively you could just slice off Link's/Zelda's/Ganondorf's hand and dissect the dismembered appendage until you get to the damn thing. --Big Poe=Nice Guy 21:08, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Sixth Question

Why does goron link never stick in the ground when his spikes should act like a bunch of tiny anchors?

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The same reason why golf kleets never stick to the ground and act like a bunch of tiny anchors despite having spiked soles.

because hes goron link. goron link = legend (as in great character). Oni Dark Link 08:33, 12 May 2009 (UTC)


Dialask77 – I am the sorceror of ice...
TALK â€“ 21:24, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Butter. Or grease. One of the two.

[edit] Seventh Question

Why does Gandorf have green skin when every other gerudo has brown skin?


Lisa URAQT – "MURDERER! YOU GAVE ME A COMPUTER VIRUS!! gph.y.Trojan Y.987g=46.........
TALK â€“ QUOTES — JOURNAL — SANDBOX — DRAGON — {{{time}}}
Hmmm... well, I have a few guesses, some more practical than the others:
  1. Maybe that's one of the differences between male and female Gerudos. Ladies have brown skin, gents have green skin.
  2. One of the side effects of getting the Triforce of Power by force, rather than destiny-- makes you look all evil (green skin looks evil to me)
  3. Because he's a warlock. Most witches/warlocks that I've seen are ugly old hags with green skin and an insane, hysterical cackle. Seriously, have you seen Grunty? (banjo-kazooie)
  4. He's sick. I mean, we already know he's not mentally healthy, because evil=mental, but maybe he actually is physically sick and the Triforce of Power is the only thing keeping him alive.
  5. FACE PAINT!!!
  6. He went to a party, drank too much, passed out, and then his friends thought it was funny to put a bunch of retarded tattoos on him. So then he woke up, saw the tattoos, and went to the tattoo shop to get them removed. But the tattoo guy said he couldn't remove them but he could go over them with either black or green ink so they don't show up anymore. Ganondorf was racist, and didn't want to be black, so he got an all-over green tattoo to cover up the retarded tattoos his friends put on him.
  7. He had acne, and thought it took away from his meanacing-ness, and couldn't find cover-up that matched his skin tone, so he just gave up and used green cover-up instead.

haha! this is the seventh question and I have seven answers. Booyah! idk why I just put booyah there, but it sounds cool.


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The same reason why Koume and Kotake have green skin when ever other Gerudo has brown skin.


WATCHER – I am the all-seeing eye. I am the light in the darkness. The defender of the world. I am Watcher.
TALK â€“ Come to the Watchtower.
Because he's Gannondorf. It's as simple as that.


[edit] Eighth Question

Why, after a thousand years, have the people in the great sea only made 4 civilized isles?

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The under-oxygenated atmosphere of the mountaintops has caused a rapid increase in the population of people with Anti-Social Personality Disorder in the last milennia.


WATCHER – I am the all-seeing eye. I am the light in the darkness. The defender of the world. I am Watcher.
TALK â€“ Come to the Watchtower.
Must be some pretty strong beasties out there...



UberPhoeb – Hello, my name is UberPhoeb, you ate my taco. Prepare to die.
TALK â€“ CONTRIBUTIONS -- EDIT COUNT -- OTHER ADMINS
Michael Jackson did some stuff to the younger islands.

‘‘I WANT MY TACO BACK, SON OF A BITCH!’’


Dekutulla – You know, you think I'm just a weak little scrub, don't you? Tell that to my army of phazon elites.
TALK â€“ {{{Dekutulla 18:19, 9 April 2009 (UTC)}}}
However much we wish to the contrary, humans aren't smart enough to become civilized on their lonesome.

[edit] Ninth Question

Would this be a good thing? Please defend your arguments (note that this only applies to the first page and none of the latter.)

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...No.

That's like saying a Lord of the Rings/Star Wars crossover would be good (it wouldn't). --Big Poe=Nice Guy (talk) 20:11, 25 June 2009 (UTC)


Ccbermanzzpedia – Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.--Dead Poet's Society
TALK â€“ 13:27, 27 June 2009 (UTC) ?x?
Nope. Zelda is just fine as is with its rustic themes and Ren Faire ideas. Voice acting(except for link of course) would be great, not future-Zelda! There are already a ton of futureistic games out there, or ScFi what ever!!


Dekutulla – You know, you think I'm just a weak little scrub, don't you? Tell that to my army of phazon elites.
TALK â€“ {{{Dekutulla 18:19, 9 April 2009 (UTC)}}}
"Yeah! *Cheery stuffed animal smiles* Waitaminnit...Omygod! an angry mob! don't hurt me! Don't hurt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghh!!!!" Of course not! are you crazy? Are you out of your mind??? That's completely, horribly idiotic! How dare you insult our intelligence by asking us this!? Still... an M-rated metroid Dread sounds pretty cool. MH32, search User:DekutullaZM on wikitroid.


Lisa URAQT – "Lard wanders across the right place: mush. Ever get an absolute identical in on this, makes a few more sense?" --[1]
TALK â€“ QUOTES — JOURNAL — SANDBOX — DRAGON — 21:21, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
This sounds cool, just not for Zelda. idk, put tingle in a futuristic world and make him grow up. That might actually be beneficial for Tingle. But for the main Zelda? no. In case anyone hasn't noticed, ppl don't use swords anymore in the present, and I think in the future they're gonna be more likely to use hugely upgraded nuclear warfare and guns rather than going back to swords and bows and arrows. Boom. That just killed two major things in the series: the Master Sword and Light Arrows. Also, Hyrule probably would have discovered democracy by then. Boom. There goes Princess Zelda. And the Hylians would have decided that skirts make guys look gay. Boom. There goes the Hero's Clothes. They'd invent cars and stuff. Boom. Epona goes to a glue factory. So to make a long story short, making a future zelda would kill the whole series. Boom.


Zelda phoenix – Her soul split into seven pieces trough time...
TALK â€“ Zelda phoenix 16:15, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
Nooo!!

[edit] Tenth Question

Where does vallo get enough food to sustain that huge of a body without eating the Rito?


WATCHER – I am the all-seeing eye. I am the light in the darkness. The defender of the world. I am Watcher.
TALK â€“ Come to the Watchtower.
Well, seagulls are pretty common in the Great Sea, so I'd imagine those would serve as a good food source.


Who says he doesn't? If you pay close attention, you'll see that one of the Rito disappears from the island after you complete the Earth Temple, the mail sorter disappears after the tattooed guy takes over, and Quill's never seen again after he saves you from Ganondorf. 23:14, 12 July 2009 (UTC)MaloMart (talk)


Portal-Kombat – Of course I can talk. I can talk on and on about how my horrible fate was all your fault... I can talk a lot about that. -Salsa, Mother 3
TALK â€“ Top 128
He probably eats all the junk mail that they get from the Mail Center.


Ccbermanzzpedia – Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn.--Gone With DA WIND baby!!
TALK â€“ 17:05, 13 July 2009 (UTC) ?x?
the rito's give him food, because they "worship" him. duh.


Eats whatever comes onto his turf. and FYI MaloMart, the Rito mail sorter does not disappear forever, after a while, he comes back to watch Baito sort the mail. Trust me, i have the game.--Shade Link (talk) 15:09, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Eleventh Question

Why did Majora give the moon a face?

He did so because he is a nutcase who gets his sick kicks out of watching people die, suffer, etc. Plus, he thought he should give everyone a smile when he blows them up.(Darknut15 (talk) 22:44, 21 July 2009 (UTC))

Reference to "Link: Faces of Evil." And you thought Majora couldn't seem more twisted. Portal-Kombat

So he could make sure it was going the right direction. Baltro [ talk · edits ] 02:21, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

to make himself(herself?) feel purdy for once.--C2 Click it I DARE YOU! 13:11, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

He didn't, Termina's moon probably always looked like that, that's why no-one in Termina notices that not only is it falling, but also looks like it wants to. Alternatively, If he did give it a face it was so if the "smash everything with the friggin moon" plan didn't work, he would make the moon eat everything.--Redeadhunter (talk) 14:51, September 28, 2009 (UTC) because he likes faces and space related objects so he decided to combine them and show everyone Oni Dark Link 11:56, October 4, 2009 (UTC)


The Exterminator – "He who throws mud only loses ground."/Fat Albert
TALK â€“ 00:01, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Majora is the big-bad wolf/mask of the game, right? So to be bad, you have to make it look bad. Not only that, but he can use it to terrorize the Termanians to the point of chaos. People start to suicide, steal, murder, destroy, run, and create total havoc while he laughs at them knowing that his evil twisted game has accomplished its purpose of fulfilling Majora's dark desires. (This is sooooo awkward with me being the only word bubble here, but I'm having trouble with my signature.)


WATCHER – I am the all-seeing eye. I am the light in the darkness. The defender of the world. I am Watcher.
TALK â€“ Come to the Watchtower.
Having the moon hurtling at you at several tens of thousands of miles per hour is scary enough. Having to look at that ugly mug at the same time? You'd probably need several changes of pants.


[edit] List of things that heroes should do

based off the list of evil a bunch of people have, only mine is a list of things that I would do if I were a hero. Actually I suppose I'm making the good guys evil but they are still on your side. If you have any suggestions put them on my talk page.

1. If I am armed with a super weapon that could destroy the evil guy easily but he has a companion at knife point I will ignore his requests to toss away the weapon. If he kills my companion I get to blow his head off.

2. If I have incapacitated a assassin I will kill him. If I let him go he'll be back in three days to kill me again with a backup squad.

3. If I am in a bar with someone watching me I will stick an arrow in his head rather than let him call in a bunch of evil guys. If he is not evil at least I practiced my archery.

4. If I am a secret mutant I will cover my tracks by killing everyone for a mile when I have to show my secret abilities.

5. If my companion gets shot in the leg and tells me to save my self I will do so. i will not be stupid and get caught with him.

6. I will not get a princess following me unless she can fight or cast spells. Otherwise she is just a late sleeping dead weight.

7. When the bad guy starts monologuing i will not let him finish. I will instead spray him with a machine gun while he talks.

8. I will never cut the red wire. I will instead throw in a fragmentation grenade thereby cutting every wire with as small amount of explosives posible.

9. If I get a invatation to join the bad guy I will graciously accept and kill him later when his gaurd is down.

10. Rather than challange the bad guy to a one on one duel I will send an assasin to kill him.

11. I will import said assasin from japan. There are 2 reasons for this. One, japaneese assasins are ninja whose stealth is only matched by rangers, and they only work in the forest. two, if a ninja gets caught he will kill himself by any means possible to punish himself. Thus I don't get betrayed.

12. I will not taunt and be rude to the bad guy if I am totaly at his mercy.

13. Every one on my team will know that if I tell a open and obious lie to play along.

14. I will never openly insult the evil king unless I've got a small army already

15. If the baddy is holding the girlfriend hostage just blow up his hideout without rescuing the girl. New babes are easier to get than trekking through a complex, trap ridden, villain's lair

16. If someone just appears out of nowere to help me in a fight and is only interested in doing good I will be suspicious. If they are sadistic and cruel but don't like the bad guy I will accept them without a complaint.

17. I will always listen to the crazy old man or woman in the mountain who has a sudden trance and tells me to do something specific.

18. I will stay away from any girl that I might develop a romantic interest in until after the baddie is beat. Otherwise they will just constantly distract me and cause me to make bad decions.

19. When sneaking into a villins lair if he is an amature I will use side routes. If he is experience I will never rule out the front door as the side routes are probally covered. If he is a true expert I will have to find some special way in as everything will be covered.

20. I will forget the stupid cat

21. Never split up into groups of less then three

22. If I see undisputable proof that some monster is near me I will run away really really fast.

23. I will ensure that every spot is well lit without a multiple of shadows.

24. Escape pods will always be fully loaded and ready to go right away.

25. The way to abort the self destruct will be a simple switch that disables it right away while the activation will be a relativly complex undertaking that can not be simply activated during a fight.

26. Seriously, get off the conyevor belt.

27. I will always look up and behind me.

28. If the guy at the door says that they've been expecting me I will consider wheather or not I'm going into a hostile area.

29. I will be on the look out for people who have read the list of evil.

30. The old bald guy will always kick my ass.

31. Assume that if they're drooling they're hungry.

32. My hat is not worth my life

33. I am not above torture, bribery, extortion, seduction, and murder.

34. All negotiations go faster with a -12 gauge shotgun resting on the other guy's forhead

35. He who lacks legs cannot chase me.

36. If I just fought an extended war to kill the bad guy I will not save him from falling off the cliff into the lava.

37. Yes I will be better than him if I kill him. The fact I won the fight is proof of that.

38. I need that guy's wallet way more then he does

39. I will constantly watch myself for signs of corruption

40. If it ruins the bad guy's plans and saves thousands of people then yes, I will die

41. If the bad guy refers to mhimself in the third person then he is a egomaniac and I should exploit that.

42. If the bad guy is constanly throughing around magic and power he is probally faking it. Otherwise it is the real deal.

42. They'll see me wether I move or not.

43. When facing an enemy that has studied phycology, first think up the best course of action and then do the ezact opposite.

that's all for now more coming soon.

[edit] Games

Ok here is a new thing I'm implementing here. I will show a list of games I plan to get and I will ask your opinion on them if you've played them. I would really appreciate if you'ld comment on this as it could potentially save me $30 bucks from a terrible game with good reviews. (Sonic and the Secret Rings, see me after class)

[edit] Fire Emblem:Path of Radience (G-cube)

This isn't my favorite Fire Emblem game, but I still really really like it. It doesn't have quite the same charm that the 2-D games had, but it's still fun to play. The plot is the best in the series (in my opinion). Oh, and for once they give you plenty of available character slots in the final fight. Also, you fortunately don't have to use the lame comes-at-a-really-low-level-really-late-in-the-game character even though she's central to the plot (well, you do have to use her in one level, but after that you have the option to ignore her the rest of the game). Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 01:14, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Trauma Center: New Blood (Wii)

[edit] Fire Emblem:Radient Dawn (Wii)

All the Fire Emblem games I've played have been relatively good, but this one is actually my least favorite. It's not as bad as some of the reviews say it is, but it's also not as good as some people make it out to be. The plot is fairly good, but it constantly skips back and forth between two different groups of characters that are actually on two different sides of a war. That means two things in terms of training characters: first, you'll probably be tempted to make characters on one side really weak so you won't have to deal with uber-powerful characters, and two, because of the way it skips around, it's incredibly difficult to train certain character properly. They also totally butcher the support conversation system. It's pretty difficult too, no matter what part of the game you're at. However, the basic core elements of a Fire Emblem game are there, so it's kind of worth it...but only if you want to see the story firsthand. Otherwise, it's a fairly good game but probably not worth the money. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 01:14, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] No More Heroes (Wii)

[edit] Deadly Creatures (Wii)

I love this game, but that's partially just because I like insects and arachnids so I don't know if I'm biased or not. I'll try to just it fairly though.

I'm certainly not one to judge a game by its graphics, but the ones in this game are really good for the Wii, if you care about stuff like that. The controls are kinda iffy (sometimes the game will confuse a certain motion for something else), but once you get used to them they're ok. The plot is odd and questionable, but eerily fascinating at the same time. I can't tell if it was done really well or really badly. One of the two. Combat can get boring and repetitive after a while, but overall it's pretty good. The finishing moves with the scorpion never ever ever get old. They are brutal. The things that the scorpion does to the enemies are so epic. The one that she (it's a female, I can tell) uses against the lizards is my favorite. I won't spoil what happens in case you do end up getting the game :) Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 01:14, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] FEAR: First Encounter Assault Recon (PC)

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