MaloMart
Of course I look like this. What's next, are you going to suggest that Xykeb Zraliv isn't really a Skull Kid, and AuronKaizer doesn't constantly wear a gas mask?
Born	Before the Beginning
Died	After the End
Nationality	Unknown
Other names	Old Wise Henh
Known for	Being Awesome
Occupation	Professional Awesome Guy
Employer	The Dark One
Salary	One stick of gum an hour
Net worth	Over 9000 sticks of gum
Height	Taller than the highest mountain
Weight	Heavier than the largest stone
Political party	A West Coast Party, 'cause a West Coast Party don't stop!
Religious stance	Pastafarian
Partner	That guy
Relatives	All people are my brothers

Contents 1 About me 2 Games I've Played 2.1 Ranking 3 Random Things About Zelda Games 4 Why Malo? 5 My Timeline 6 Theories I Believe 7 Theories I don't Believe 8 Theories I'm not sure about 9 How I Intend to make the Legend of Zelda Movies 10 Annoying Things 10.1 Overall 10.2 The Original Legend of Zelda 10.3 A Link to the Past 10.4 Link's Awakening 10.5 Ocarina of Time 10.6 Majora's Mask 10.7 The Wind Waker 10.8 The Minish Cap 10.9 Twilight Princess 10.10 Phantom Hourglass 10.11 Spirit Tracks 11 Scary Things 12 Underrated Things 13 My Favorite Zelda soundbytes 14 Polls 15 Superlatables 15.1 Overall 15.2 A Link to the Past 15.3 Link's Awakening 15.4 Ocarina of Time 15.5 Majora's Mask 15.6 The Wind Waker 15.7 The Minish Cap 15.8 Twilight Princess 15.9 Phantom Hourglass 15.10 Spirit Tracks 15.11 Other Characters 15.12 Honorable Mentions 16 Speed Challenges 16.1 Hyrule Derby 16.2 Great Sea Challenge 16.3 Hyrule Marathon 16.4 Snowpeak Challenge 16.5 Zora's River Air Race 16.6 Terminan Triathlon 16.7 Rapids Challenge 17 The Old Man 17.1 Marx 17.2 The Caretaker 17.3 Dumbledores' Army 17.4 Tyler Durrden 17.5 Some Japanese guy 18 Signatures 19 Userboxes 20 The End

About meEdit

I wrote my own Zelda game! And then another one.Aren't I great?

I also wrote a list of cool bad guys! I am so amazing!

I have also started an operation to improve Zeldapedia. Its name: Operation: QuoteUnquote

Check out the questions I'd like answered.

And this thing... The Legend of the Postman

I am also incredibly self-conscious and often believe that everyone hates me, including everyone on this wiki.

My true name will remain a secret to everybody, but I have left a clue on this page.

MaloMart – I don't want FOP, damn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man! TALK – Got a need for speed? My Zelda Game My Other Zelda Game The Legend of Zelda Movies The Legend of the Postman Operation: QuoteUnquote Questions I made a Word Bubble!

Games I've Played Edit

In order of when I played them.

1. Twilight Princess

2. The Wind Waker

3. Ocarina of Time

4. Majora's Mask

5. The Legend of Zelda

6. Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

7. The Minish Cap

8. A Link to the Past

9. Link's Awakening

10. Spirit Tracks

11. Phantom Hourglass

Ranking Edit

1. Twilight Princess

2. Majora's Mask

3. The Wind Waker

4. Ocarina of Time

5. Spirit Tracks

6. Link's Awakening

7. Phantom Hourglass

8. The Minish Cap

9. A Link to the Past

10. The Legend of Zelda

11. Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

For reviews, look here.

Random Things About Zelda GamesEdit

• When wearing the Stone Mask in Pirate's Fortress, the Gerudo Pirates follow you with their eyes, even though they supposedly can't see you.

• Certain characters in Majora's Mask seem to have the ability to see beyond the current cycle and/or not be affected by the Song of Time. Examples: the Happy Mask Salesman, Mikau, Darmani, Kaepora Gaebora, the Banker, the Imprisoned Monkey, Kamaro and weirdest of all, the dog in South Clock Town.

• Quill vanishes after saving you from Ganondorf.

• Romani's train of thought as They attack: "Okay, this is the moment I've been training for all year. It's my time to save the cows! And now to sit in the barn and do nothing while relying on a stranger and my small dog to fight off the aliens."

• I always feel guilty when I give the Letter to Kafei or the Letter to Mama to ???.

• Kokiri are supposed to be sweet and innocent, right? Then why does Fado of Ocarina of Time outright laugh at the death of Grog and his transformation into an undead monster?

• Nintendo seems to have no idea what an arachnid is. They labeled Queen Gohma as an arachnid, even though she only has three legs! They seemed to have learned their lesson by the time Twilight Princess rolled around, though.

• If you look at my questions below, you'll see that it irritates me when characters seemingly teleport (Beedle, Postman). But the absolute worst offender has to be Agitha. During the day, she slowly walks around Hyrule Field loking for bugs. She follows a set routine and always returns to town by nightfall. However, if you go to her castle, you'll find her there no matter what time it is. Maybe Agitha has a twin sister....

• I consider the following to be "true" recurring characters: Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Tingle, Vaati, Twinrova, the Postman, Impa, Syrup, Biggoron, the Carpenters, Malon, Talon and Dampe.

• The Postman has been in as many canonical games as Tingle. Where's his spin-off series?

• When I first played the Wind Temple in The Wind Waker, Makar killed an Armos Knight. Yes, the giant death robots. I was controlling Makar and accidentally got him too close to a pair of Armos Knights. They activated and attacked him, and I lost control. When I flew over to him with the Deku Leaf, the Knight that had hit Makar was gone, and the other had gone back to sleep. I assume that during the time it took me to fly over, Makar killed the giant stone monster and devoured its corpse.

• I have performed a glitch in Twilight Princess that allows Link to shove Renado into the deep water behind the Spirit's Spring. Sure enough, the shaman sinks right down to the bottom of the pond, and continues walking around like nothing's happened. You can even talk to him while wearing the Zora Armor.

• I found a typo in Twilight Princess. The Oocca in the City in the Sky shop refers to the race as the "Ooccaa."

• I find Spirit Tracks to be just a bit too modern. Not the train; that's okay. However, a girl in Papuchia Village says she wants to be a movie star. Well, color photography was invented in The Wind Waker, so I guess this couldn't be too far behind, but the absolute worst is when an Anouki makes a reference to having to pay an electric bill. Seriously? Really? They live in freaking igloos! How do they have electricity? And at one point, Ferrus says "OMG." Where did he learn chatspeak?

• When I first fought Cragma, the only thought that kept going through my head is that he looked like a giant Biggoron turd.

• One of the dogs at the Doggy Racetrack claims to have a wife.

Why Malo? Edit

You may be wondering why I like Malo so much. Because he's awesome, that's why. He's a kid no older than ten who can manage a successful chain of general stores. He's one of the only characters who can actually do things, rather than just getting kids in green tunics and tights to do things for him. In the course of Twilight Princess, he opens a store, builds a bridge, transforms a snooty shoppe into a customers-first shop and gets his own face plastered all over Hyrule. Plus, he employs 2/5 of the Goron government, which means he could completely monopolize all trade from Death Mountain. That means he controls the entire bomb market, the hot spring water market and all the other Goron Merchants out there. I sincerely believe that if he applied himself, this kid could take over Hyrule and hold onto it for quite a bit longer than Ganondorf ever could. After all, Link couldn't kill a doe-eyed kid, could he?

My Timeline Edit

Here's my theory. As we all know, it starts with [Skyward Sword, which documents the founding of Hyrule, the origins of the Master Sword and the Temple of Time, and the Power Trio of Link, Zelda and Demise, then moves on to] Ocarina of Time. From then, it branches off into the Adult and Child Timelines. The next game in the Child Timeline is Majora's Mask, obviously, and then Twilight Princess. This is considered to be fact. After Twilight Princess comes the Oracle Series. Why? Because Twinrova is/are dead in the Adult Timeline, so these games cannot be placed there. Secondly, Ganondorf clearly dies in Twilight Princess, and he is resurrected in the Oracle games. These games start Ganon's time as a blue pig. After this comes the original Legend of Zelda, and then Adventure of Link, where Ganondorf is already dead at the beginning.

The Adult Timeline's next game is A Link to the Past. This should be obvious, as the game's intro tells the story of Ganondorf's imprisonment in the Sacred Realm. This also fits here because it explains how Ganondorf escaped the Sacred Realm and went on to cause the Great Flood. He didn't die at the end because Link wished on the Triforce for all the damage to be undone, an unforseen side effect of which would be Ganondorf's resurrection. The next game we know is Link's Awakening. I think it was during this adventure that Ganondorf returned in his "red wrath," and Link was not there to stop him because he was trapped in a whale's dreams. Next is Wind Waker, where Ganondorf dies for good. Dead. Done. No more Ganon. Then it goes on to Phantom Hourglass, the Minish Cap in the New Hyrule, and finally Four Swords.

The only game that doesn't fit this timeline is FSA. If we go by this timeline, Ganondorf is dead for good by the time Vaati shows up. I don't think he was reincarnated, because he lost the Triforce of Power in WW. I suppose it could be a different Ganon, but I don't really buy this. I think that the absolute most likely theory is that Nintendo thought they would make more money if they threw Ganon into the game, so they did.

This leads into my second, most likely theory. The only games that follow a specific timeline are ALttP, OoT, MM, WW, PH, TP and MC. These games all seem to fit easily into the timeline, while the others do not. I personally believe that these were probably the only games Nintendo intended to include in the timeline, and the other games were just filler. I especially don't think the first two games should be included in the timeline, because at that point Nintendo probably had no idea of the extensive timeline and different Links that would show up later on. Based on this theory, here's the timeline:

Child: OoT, MM, TP

Adult: OoT, ALttP, WW, PH, MC

Anyway, that's my theory. Feel free to debate it on my talk page.

Theories I Believe Edit

• Impaz is a Sheikah and the Hidden Village is Kakariko from Ocarina of Time.

• The Twili are not any race seen before in the series. They are a brand new race in TP.

• The Poe Salesman is the Hylian Knight in the same building. They both love ghosts and chaos and they live in the same house. I just don't see that sweet little boy becoming so scary.

• Nintendo likes to make us suffer. The simple existence of Tingle is proof of that, but if you want more evidence, look in my "Annoying Things" section.

• The Lunar Children and the four dungeon bosses are one and the same, the children being their true form. Majora is also of the same race.

• Deku Butler's Son = Deku Mask = weird little tree

• You couldn't find Hyrule under the Great Sea just by going down in a submarine. If you did, you'd just find a ruined castle and some flooded buildings. The only way to reach the Hyrule of the Past is by completing the Tower of the Gods.

• The Keaton Mask Soldier is the father of the Boy in the Graveyard.

Theories I don't Believe Edit

• The Gerudo became the Twili. This should be obvious. The Twili race is NOT ALL FEMALE! That should effectively rule out this theory.

• Stallord is Volvagia. Stallord is roughly ten times bigger.

• The one eyed man who sees the truth is Bongo Bongo. I just don't buy it and I think it's a little too obscure to be real.

• Zelda changed her gender to become Sheik. Seriously? The only thing remotely like evidence for this is that Ruto called Sheik a man. Why would Zelda reveal her identity to Ruto? Ruto believes the same thing Link believes. Some people say that Sheik must be male because his grunts sound male. Yes, that's because Zelda's in disguise. She's not going to go around using her normal voice. A crazy theory in my opinion.

• The Man from the Trading Post and the Man from the Curiosity Shop are the same person. Like Cremia and Romani, they're just two separate Terminan counterparts of the same Hyrulean.

• Jabu-Jabu is Jabun. Jabu-Jabu was clearly just a dumb fish, while Jabun could speak and know enough not to go around eating random people.

• Any theory connecting the Dark Interlopers to Majora's Mask/the Fierce Deity's Mask.

• Stone Tower Temple was created to insult the goddesses. I think this is just a case of people overthinking things.

• Most of the theories involving some random character with closed eyes being a Sheikah.

• Link of Ocarina of Time must have married Malon because Link of Twilight Princess works on a ranch. I really don't want to go into all the details of this one. Just check the discussion page for Malon for the full story.

• Zant is an Oocca. Worst. Theory. Ever.

Theories I'm not sure about Edit

• Kaepora Gaebora is Rauru. I can see the similarities, but I'm still not entirely convinced.

• The Hero's Shade is the Hero of Time. Ehh, I really can't make up my mind on this one.

How I Intend to make the Legend of Zelda Movies Edit

I plan to be a director/screenwriter for a career, and I greatly want to make movies of the Legend of Zelda series. With the series as it is now, this is how I would do it: I would only make movies of "The Big Three." I consider the Big Three to be OoT, WW, and TP. Why? Because these are 3-D and therefore some of the most popular games. I know Majora's Mask also fits into this category, but it does not fall under the main storyline of the series, and I don't want to make this series too long, so I would have it cut.

First would come Ocarina of Time, duh. It's the first chronologically, and it sets up all other movies. At the end, I would make some note about the split timeline so the next movies would make sense. Twilight Princess comes next, showing what happens in the Child Timeline. Then Wind Waker would be last. Why this way? Because Wind Waker is epic. I may like TP more as a game, but the storyline of WW is so final and climactic that I feel it has to come at the end. Besides, something would feel wrong about making a movie of a post-Hyrule world, and then going back to Hyrule for TP. Therefore, Wind Waker comes last.

If I feel these movies haven't made me quite rich enough, I might make Majora's Mask as a prequel to TP and sequel to OoT. Might.

A full description can be found here.

Annoying Things Edit

Overall Edit

1. The "Warning: Your life energy is low!" sound. I get it, I get it already! I can see this without an alarm to tell me!

2. Every single target shooting mini-game.

3. Games in which you can only warp from a certain place. *cough!Spirit Tracks!* *cough!Link's Awakening!*

4. Like Likes.

The Original Legend of Zelda Edit

1. Every single enemy.

2. Money-Making-Game.

A Link to the Past Edit

1. The way almost all Dark World enemies deal two hearts of damage.

2. Skull Palace

3. Wallmasters

4. Death Mountain

Link's Awakening Edit

1. Very limited warping ability

2. Turtle Rock

3. Wizzrobes

4. Being called a THIEF.

Ocarina of Time Edit

1. The Water Temple, duh.

2. Dampe's maze.

3. Moblins.

4. Kaepora Gaebora.

5. Navi repeating something you already know/telling you something that doesn't apply because you're in the past.

Majora's Mask Edit

1. Boes

2. Gyorg

3. Takkuri

4. Beneath the Well

5. Wizrobes

6. The fact that once you lose to Majora once, there is no way to get back the hearts you lost without potions or fairies.

7. The seemingly arbitrary placement of items in boss chambers (for instance, they fill Gyorg's chamber with jars of arrows, but don't seem to even consider that you might require a few extra hearts)

8. Tingle

The Wind Waker Edit

1. The "stealth" part of the Forsaken Fortress

2. Floormasters grabbing the people you're trying to protect

3. The Earth Temple and pretty much every enemy inside it, especially Blue Bubbles

4. The controls for the Mirror Shield

5. That one submarine full of Bombchus

6a. The fact that you have to collect 144 figurines, your camera can hold three photos at a time, and you have to wait a full day for that stupid guy with his stupid hairpiece to carve just one figurine. WHY DO YOU HATE US, NINTENDO?

6b. While we're on the Nintendo Gallery topic, the fact that Kogoli, without warning, vanishes and deprives you of ever getting his picture again. I can see no logical reason for this other than that Nintendo hates us.

7. Tingle

The Minish Cap Edit

1. The Beetles in the Mazaal battle

2. Tingle

Twilight Princess Edit

1. Rollgoal

2. The wagon scene

3. Darkhammer

4. The Golden Bug Sidequest

5. Plumm

6. The Sacred Grove Guardian Statue's puzzle

7. FIGHTING FOUR DARKNUTS AT ONCE!

Phantom Hourglass Edit

1. The Temple of the Ocean King

2. Moving the Salvage Arm

Spirit Tracks Edit

1. Lokomo Songs

2. Dark/Armored Trains

3. Limited warping ability

Scary Things Edit

1. ReDeads. I think it is a widely accepted fact that these things are terrifying. If I can, I always try to kill them from a distance.

2. Blue Bubbles. Even more than ReDeads, I dread an encounter with a swarm of Blue Bubbles.

3. Arbiter's Grounds. I'm probably alone in this, but I found everything in that temple scary.

4. The Ghost Ship. Creepy music, scary enemies, a freaky portrait. You do not want to do this part of the game at night.

5. The Twilight Realm. Even though it wasn't ever very difficult, I found the whole place spooky. It was probably a combination of the music, the weird orange lighting, and the fear of encountering a group of Shadow Beasts.

6. Wind Waker Stalfos. This is because they are the only enemies that seriously don't care if you attack them. They will continue to raise that mace of theirs and proceed to knock you halfway across the room.

7. Twilight Princess Darknuts. Note that I say Darknuts. One isn't scary. More than one, on the other hand, is nightmare-inducing.

8. The Cave of Ordeals. It's dark and filled with all sorts of bad things.

9. Dead Hand. Do I really need to explain?

10. Iron Knuckles. Unlike Darknuts, even one of these things gives me nightmares. That axe does more dmage than both King Bulblin's axe and Link the Pig.

11. The Silent Realm. HOLY CRAP the Silent Realm.

Underrated Things Edit

1. Twilight Princess. For reasons I don't get, this game has so many people who hate it. Why? The plot was good, the characters were great and the gameplay was smooth. Some say it wasn't original enough, but what about the whole wolf thing? Besides, since when does something need to be original to be fun? It doesn't have to be your favorite Zelda game, but you should all accept that it is a quality game.

2. Zant. Personally, I liked that he went insane at the end. That's what made him different from every other video game villain (except Majora). It added a bit more to his character. Some people don't get how he could change from sane to completely bonkers so suddenly, but I think it's pretty clear. Most people can act sane when everything is going their way, but when your plot to rule a nation is foiled and the princess you cursed and banished is coming for you with her dragon-slaying, Balrog-crushing, skeleton-slaying friend, you'd go crazy too.

3. Wind Waker bosses. I admit that Gohma and Kalle Demos were too easy, but I thought that every boss after that was pretty tricky. Puppet Ganon made me want to smash my controller, my game system, my TV and the Nintendo headquarters.

4. Navi. Sure she could get annoying, but for some people to wish her dead? I personally don't believe death should be wished on any Zelda character (I don't wish death on Tingle; I simply want him to be placed in a pot of boiling water for all eternity).

My Favorite Zelda soundbytes Edit

1. The Postman's "Ya!" I love this one so much that I frequently use it when asked a question.

2. Fishman's "Kay!"

3. Salvatore's "Splish."

4. All of Yeto's grunts.

5. The Oocca's jabbering.

6. The Gorons' trademark groan.

7. ???'s "Yay!"

8. Zant's screeches.

9. Beedle's "Bye!"

10. The OoT Great Fairy's laugh.

11. OoT Ganondorf's laugh.

12. The Skull Kid's crazy yell when calling the moon.

Polls Edit

Superlatables Edit

Overall Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Game	The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess	The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask	The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker	Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Plot	The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time	The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess	The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker	The Legend of Zelda
Graphical Style	The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess	The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker	The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask	Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Cast	The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask	The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess	The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks	Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
World	The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess	The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask	The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time	Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Final Battle	Ganondorf (The Wind Waker)	Ganon (Ocarina of Time)	Ganondorf (Twilight Princess)	Dethl
Race	Goron	Zora	Deku	Human
Male Character	Malo	Darunia	Yeto	Tingle
Female Character	Midna	Tetra	Princess Ruto	Fado
Overall Character	Malo	Midna	Darunia	Tingle
Villain	Ganondorf	Zant	Majora	Tingle
Boss	Argorok	Stallord	Goht	Moldorm
Dungeon	Temple of Time	Snowpeak Ruins	Spirit Temple	Inside Jabu-Jabu's Belly
Miniboss	Death Sword	Dark Link	Iron Knuckle	Mothula
Recurring Enemy	Darknut	Iron Knuckle	ReDead	Like Like
Sword	Biggoron's Sword	Master Sword	Golden Sword	Wooden Sword
Projectile Weapon	Light Arrow	Ice Arrow	Bomb Arrow	Pumpkin Seeds
Other Weapon	Ball and Chain	Bombchu	Megaton Hammer	Spinner
Non-Transformation Mask	Bunny Hood	Stone Mask	Garo Mask	Circus Leader's Mask
Song	Saria's Song	Zelda's Lullaby	Sun's Song	Song of Passing
Musical Instrument	Guitar of Waves	Ocarina of Time	Howling Stones	Wind Waker

A Link to the Past Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Character	Flute Boy	Mad Batter	Bully's Friend	Twin Lumberjacks
Boss	Arrghus	Trinexx	Kholdstare	Moldorm
Dungeon	Swamp Palace	Thieves' Town	Ice Palace	Skull Palace

Link's Awakening Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Character	Marin	Chef Bear	Photographer	Papahl
Miniboss	Armos Knight	Giant Buzzblob	Rolling Bones	Fire Cephalopod
Boss	Evil Eagle	Slime Eel	Angler Fish	Hot Head
Dungeon	Tail Cave	Catfish's Maw	Key Cavern	Turtle Rock

Ocarina of Time Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Male Character	Darunia	Biggoron	Ingo	Darling
Female Character	Princess Ruto	Nabooru	Saria	Fado
Overall Character	Darunia	Princess Ruto	Nabooru	Honey & Darling
Miniboss	Dark Link	Iron Knuckle	Dead Hand	Bigocto
Boss	Twinrova	Phantom Ganon	Ganon (Ocarina of Time)	Queen Gohma
Dungeon	Spirit Temple	Shadow Temple	Forest Temple	Inside Jabu-Jabu's Belly

Majora's Mask Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Male Character	Postman	Captain Viscen	Kafei	Tingle
Female Character	Anju	Cremia	Anju's Grandmother	Lulu
Overall Character	Postman	Captain Viscen	Anju	Tingle
Miniboss	Wart	Gomess	Garo Master	Wizrobe
Boss	Goht	Gyorg	Odolwa	Twinmold
Dungeon	Snowhead Temple	Woodfall Temple	Stone Tower Temple	Great Bay Temple

The Wind Waker Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Male Character	Prince Komali	King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule	Salvatore	Tingle
Female Character	Tetra	Medli	Aryll	Pompie and Vera
Overall Character	Tetra	Medli	Prince Komali	Tingle
Miniboss	Red Wizzrobe	Phantom Ganon	Big Octo	Mothula
Boss	Helmaroc King	Gohdan	Molgera	Gohma
Dungeon	Ganon's Tower (The Wind Waker)	Forbidden Woods	Tower of the Gods	Earth Temple

The Minish Cap Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Male Character	Ezlo	Swiftblade	Simon	Tingle
Female Character	Syrup	Anju	Monster Lady	Mama
Overall Character	Ezlo	Swiftblade	Simon	Tingle
Boss	Gyorg Pair	Big Octorok	Gleerok	Mazaal
Dungeon	Palace of Winds	Fortress of Winds	Cave of Flames	Deepwood Shrine

Twilight Princess Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Male Character	Malo	Yeto	Hero's Shade	Falbi
Female Character	Midna	Hena	Yeta	Plumm
Overall Character	Malo	Midna	Yeto	Plumm
Miniboss	Death Sword	Twilit Bloat	Darkhammer	Shadow Kargaroc
Boss	Argorok	Stallord	Morpheel	Ganondorf (horseback)
Dungeon	Temple of Time	Snowpeak Ruins	City in the Sky	Arbiter's Grounds

Phantom Hourglass Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Male Character	Linebeck	Old Wayfarer	Zauz	Treasure Teller
Female Character	Ciela	Jolene	Astrid	Freedle
Overall Character	Linebeck	Ciela	Old Wayfarer	Treasure Teller
Boss	Eox	Gleeok	Crayk	Cyclok
Dungeon	Goron Temple	Temple of Courage	Mutoh's Temple	Temple of the Ocean King

Spirit Tracks Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Male Character	Linebeck III	Byrne	Ferrus	Lumber Salesman
Female Character	Princess Zelda	Take 'Em All On Proprietor	Anjean	Wise One
Overall Character	Linebeck III	Byrne	Princess Zelda	Wise One
Boss	Cragma	Skeldritch	Phytops	Fraaz
Dungeon	Tower of Spirits	Fire Temple	Sand Temple	Ocean Temple

Other Characters Edit

Category	Best	Second Best	Third Best	Worst
Original LoZ Character	Secret Moblin	Old Man	Old Woman	Merchant
CD-i Character	The King	Gwonam	Morshu	Lady Alma

Honorable Mentions Edit

• Shad
• Ashei
• Beedle
• Rusl
• Orca
• Postman (Twilight Princess)
• Ilia

Speed Challenges Edit

This is where users compete for the best time in various game-based speed challenges. I will post several of these challenges below. Post your best time under these challenges. The current leader will be awarded the Postman Award. Feel free to make a userbox stating you've won this coveted award.

Hyrule Derby Edit

Challenge 1: A full lap around Twilight Princess's Hyrule Field on horseback. Start at the Kakariko Gorge warp point, ride north to the Bridge of Eldin, cross it and enter the Lanayru Province, cross the Great Bridge of Hylia, cross the southern part of Hyrule field and end back at the Kakariko Gorge bridge. Rules: No warping and no getting off your horse. Current Record: 3:58

• 5:00 I'm going to throw up..... Black Dragon Laguz 17:41, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
• 4:30 Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:00, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
• 4:12 Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:56, September 16, 2009 (UTC) (About time someone else got around to doing these.)
• 4:06 I have to defend my title, don't I? Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 23:33, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
• 4:05 It's on, now. Jedimasterlink (talk) 04:58, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 4:02 Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 05:35, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 4:00 Jedimasterlink (talk) 05:52, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 3:58 You know it took me three tries to beat your record? This is getting serious now. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 06:23, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 3:53 Oh Yeah (PT)

Great Sea Challenge Edit

Challenge 2: Sail from the dock at Outset Island to Windfall Island. Rules: Make sure the King of Red Lions is right at the dock (this can be forced by going inside, then coming out), no warping. Current Record: 5:24

• 5:50 I could have done it a bit faster, but I got hit by a Seahat near Cyclops Reef. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:30, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
• 5:47 that wasn't easy i was so close to placing. --Fooster (talk) 03:58, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
• 5:45 Jedimasterlink (talk) 22:56, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
• 5:36 Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 23:45, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
• 5:29 Jedimasterlink (talk) 06:23, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 5:24 Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 06:36, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Hyrule Marathon Edit

Challenge 3: This is a bit more open-ended. Start at the Death Mountain Crater warp point and run to the start of the Haunted Wasteland. You can use any way to get there, as long as you run. Rules: No warping, no Epona. Current Record: 3:28

• 3:47 I'm sure I could've done better, but whatever. Maybe I'll try it again later. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:44, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
• 3:44 Jedimasterlink (talk) 05:37, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 3:28 Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 05:45, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Snowpeak Challenge Edit

Challenge 4: How fast can you beat the Yetis' snowboarding challenge? Current Record: 1:11

• 1:15 Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:00, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
• 1:14.68 Jedimasterlink (talk) 05:25, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 1:11 Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 05:35, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 1:10 AmazingLink (talk)

Zora's River Air Race Edit

Challenge 5: Fly the giant Kargaroc up Zora's River as quick as you can. Rules: No warping. Current Record: 1:19

• 1:19 Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 22:00, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Terminan Triathlon Edit

Challenge 6: Warp to Snowhead in Goron form. From there, roll to Mountain Village and then down to Termina Field. Switch to Hylian form, then put on the Bunny Hood and run to the Southern Swamp. Use your Deku form to hop to the Deku Palace and enter the Palace to finish the race.

Rapids Challenge Edit

Challenge 7: Swim through the Waterfall Rapids without challenging the beavers to a race, so as to get rid of those pesky hoops.

The Old Man Edit

Who is he? What is he? Is there only one or is there a whole legion of old men? Why does he live in a cave and give out weapons to strangers? How does he get into those dungeons? What is his relationship with the Old Woman? Here you may post your theories and beliefs on just who or what this mysterious old man is.

Marx Edit

It's Karl or Groucho Marx. I mean...look at him! He's a communist if ever I saw one! I hate those guys and what they did to the Juice. --AuronKaizer! 03:36, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

The Caretaker Edit

The Old Man is the one who's duty is to lead the Bridgekeeper, Link, to the Guide, Ganondorf, so that he may be destroyed in body, mind, and soul. In the original Legend of Zelda, it was his duty to send the Bridgekeeper, Link, to his doom so his body could be destroyed. However, the plan failed, and he was forced to try to send Link to his doom again in Zelda II. This succeeded, but due to the wonders of a mysterious force called "Game Over", he was brought back to life. However, the first death counted, and so the body of the Bridgekeeper was destroyed. Later in life, the Triforce of Courage was taken from Link by a mysterious hoodwinker by the name of Infiliszh Krawlquinn, and Link became a cowardly wart, and so the soul of the Bridgekeeper was destroyed. Between the two events, he met Dark Link and was driven insane, and so the mind of the Bridgekeeper was destroyed. This created a portal to the World of Magick, and Dark Link, nearly defeated by Link, was sucked in and became the Prince. Thus, he was sent to particular points in time to try and destroy the one who possessed the artifact of Dark Link, the Triforce of Courage. This pretty much always ended up being Link, and so the rivalry between Link and Dark Link was born. Xykeb Yvolix Zraliv 04:24, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Dumbledores' Army Edit

Or, to be more precise, the Army of Dumbledores. Just look at that beard. He can apparate to any cave or dungeon in Hyrule. And in Zelda II, he gives Link a bunch of spells. It all fits. Thing is, there was a schism in the Army between the events of the First Quest and the Second Quest since some of them just wanted a higher salary or more hearts because the cause of fighting evil simply wasn't important enough for some of them. These are the Dumbledores who, in the Second Quest, hole themselves in dungeons and demand that Link leave "his money or his life" and mug him if he happens to find their cave. Needless to say, the leader of these rebellious Dumbledores is the one in charge of the Money-Making Game. Jedimasterlink (talk) 04:31, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Tyler Durrden Edit

There’s a reason why his sentences are incoherent. You do not talk about old man club! Oni Dark Link

Some Japanese guyEdit

He looks Japanese kind of, and he doesn't speak English very well. He yells, because he can't hear English very well, and he has poor grammar, because of his poor hearing.-- Black Dragon Laguz

Signatures Edit

Now sign my page or this wiki will run red with blood.

Portal-Kombat – Your mind is all you have left... in the end, I will take your mind, though you probably don't want to allow that, do you? -Spirit of Ancient Lineage, EarthBound TALK – Top 128 Nice that you have your own game here as well.

DragonPhoenix13 – Skipping whenever possible maintains a high level of insanity. TALK – Dragons Rule I have been here now. It took me forever to find the "edit" button on your page...

I AM ERROR.

Zelda311 – Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? TALK LEGEND OF ZELDA: XENTORE REALM OF MASKS FIVE KILLERS Actually, you're not alone. I find Arbiter's Grounds Terrifying as well. I mean, let's face it. The Twilight Princess Graphics are the best in the series so far. And When you have good graphics things look real and real is terrifying! The Redead Knights look as real as ever and everything is dark. Same goes for Zant's Palace in my opinion. That hand chasing you to get that sol is just, just, AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The Midna – You can use an algorithm to solve a logarithm, but you can't use a logarithm to solve an algorithm. TALK – {{{time}}} Great page! I literally laughed out loud when I read "Nintendo likes to make us suffer. The simple existence of Tingle is proof of that." That's hilarious!

Oni Dark Link 20:59, 17 August 2009 (UTC) <- this is a signature

Haru Mclean Namikaze – "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."--Walt Disney TALK – {{{2}}} You say you hate the song of passing, yet its the greatest thing for the figurines thing in WW. You page is PWNage just so you know.

Jedimasterlink – You say I need a life? Where can I download one of those? TALK – REVIEWS — EDIT COUNT — CONTRIBUTIONS — TOC I'm signing this sweet page. Even though I like blood... >:-)

User3000 – Just another dork editing wiki pages. TALK – please? Look at me, I'm signing your page! Don't worry, I don't hate you.

AuronKaizer - "The first thing I want be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring! Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF, because I've proven son, without a shadow of a doubt - you ain't got what it takes anymore. You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says: 'I've just whipped your ass'!!" TALK - THE LIST - GAMES - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WALRUS GUMBOOT 01:21, October 8, 2009 (UTC) A blood red color scheme for the Wiki would indeed be cool.

I spent at least an hour reading this page. Let me just say... hour well spent! Btw, this is the first page I've signed and I don't know how to make a talk bubble thingie like everyone else has :( Turtleman579 00:45, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Ccbermanzzpedia – Go ahead, make my day. --Sudden Impact TALK – 18:18, December 13, 2009 (UTC) Timeline My edits ?x? Red and green for Christmas? I think we could change the Monaco skin ;)

Akarichan93 – Immediately after the monsters, dies the heroes. TALK Aaaah, amazing page.(: I agree with you on the annoying & scary things.

Sweet page!! As I mentioned, the "movies" section is my fave. But also you have hilarious userboxes, a cool theory section, loved your speed challenges (might do one of them someday)... Summarizing, you have an excellent user page, easily one of my faves!! --The Gerudo Guy (talk) 23:36, December 15, 2009 (UTC) The Gerudo Guy I REALLY NEED MY TALK BUBBLE!!!

Awesome page, man. I wanna be in your movies. Sam samurai

SuperAlpaca – When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair! Cause when I look up, I'll see someone standin there! TALK – Editcount-My Sandbox-My Zelda game-The Page of Weirdness-TP Walkthru -TMC Walkthru {{{time}}} Awesome movie ideas, just make sure they aren't horribly weird...

Ceiling Master – Watch out! If you don't kill it quick, it will multiply into three more, and you'll spend all day trying to kill every single one of them!!! TALK – 16:48, December 24, 2009 (UTC) I totally agree with everything on your page. But really, Zant? An Oocca!? Seriously, who thought up that one?

I hope I dont get dizzy! Phantom Zelda

Yowuza – "I think Yowuza is a pretty cool guy. Eh edits Zeldapedia and doesn't afraid of nothing." TALK – 12:43, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Ohaider!

Zybera – You are going to be usurped and it is going to be by me. But not today. TALK Just felt like saying Beep.

Phantom Zelda – I don't care!. TALK Please join The Wind Wakers.

THIS WIKI WILL RUN RED WITH BLOOD unless I sign. SIGN --DekuStick Master

Wow. We have nearly identical views in just about everything you say. Go Ganondorf and Zant!--ZantIsKing (talk) 04:51, February 23, 2010 (UTC)

Longhorn Velez – Do not think that this ends here... the history of light and shadow will be written in blood! TALK – Longhorn Velez (talk) 17:53, February 26, 2010 (UTC) even if i dont like malo...i still signed your page

Evil Zora – There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. TALK I would like to buy a Hylian Shield please. What do you mean some kid just came in and purchased the last one? I will kill the person who purchased it!!!!!! What? Oh...signed.

Waker-of-the-Winds – You played the Wind's Requiem TALK – Waker-of-the-Winds (talk) 22:31, April 20, 2010 (UTC) How can I not sign on your page if you like The Wind Waker, the Wii version of Twilight Princess and sailing?

lunarChild – "Please indicate on a scale of one to ten, how much pain you are feeling at this moment." - Relmyna Verenim from TES IV: Shivering Isles TALK Go Ganondorf, Zant, MM, TP, Gorons and so on!

Minish Link – "Please stop Let's Playing I Wanna Be The Guy." -- Slowbeef TALK – SANDBOX — EDIT Sign!

J-man Zelda Fan – For the wisdom of this world is foolishness in God's sight.--1 Corinthians 3:19 TALK – REVIEWS-FEATURED REVIEW-TMC WALKTHROUGH-EDIT COUNT-05:17, June 2, 2010 (UTC) I love the really small userbox

TheUltimateHokage88 – "BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA!" --Merchant TALK – SANDBOX – MEME TOURNEY – USERBOXES THAT I MADE But, I don't want this wiki to run red with blood. Good thing I signed!

Ugozima – "No. You're wrong. Your face." - Amanda "Manders" Miller. TALK – BENEFACTIONS - HEADQUARTERS - THEORETICAL BANTER There's something you need to add to your annoying list: the Twilit Kargoroks on the roof on the Hyrule Castle when you're trying to get to the other tower, in TP. GRRRRR!

this is an awsome page. --Fooster (talk) 18:59, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

AmazingLink – This is the combined form of Kotake and Koume. Turn their magic attack back at them! - Navi's description of Twinrova TALK – Stuff/Links from me, Al, AmazingLink, and : Hall Of Stare ViE My Userboxes My Castle Game Reviews Search For Navi Timeline Zelda Songs Random Questions House of Elder Temple of Courage-Suggestions OoA Walkthrough LoZ Walkthrough TP Walkthrough MM Walkthrough {{{time}}} I want to stay ALive!!!

MentalZ – "The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--Of cabbages--and kings--And why the sea is boiling hot--And whether pigs have wings." TALK You seem like a cool guy.

Mistertrouble189 – "I can't find my puppy anywhere! I need you to look for it! Please!" ~Mamamu Yan TALK – 03:10, August 11, 2010 (UTC) Heya. Love your Postman stories!

Black Dragon Laguz – "That's the Garo Master... You can't fight him like an ordinary Garo. Just dodge those swords..."-Tatl TALK – Userboxes - Zelda game reviews Why haven't I signed yet?! Well, here's my sig. Awesome game, by the way.

Cybrwulf – "Ball dropped." -Halo Announcer (oddball) TALK – Signature, Talk Bubble, ToC, Random!, Time: My regards to the Walmart of Zelda I'd like a Hylian Shield, a red potion, a big quiver, a life, a... Oh you don't? Well where can I find one?

You have an awesome page! --Swordstrike (talk) 14:03, July 22, 2011 (UTC)Swordstrike

King Marth 64 – (other wikis • blogs) - At first. There are Dark Dragon, Falchion Sword, and Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon. TALK – Time Right Now: Saturday, 18 May 2013, 22:51. This was signed at: 01:37, February 9, 2012 (UTC). I signed

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