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Planning to get a 3DS, but not sure when.
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DekuStickMaster
That's me without my traditional Deku Stick.
Born
After the end Lost Woods
Died
Before the beginning Lost Woods
Resting place
Sacred Grove
Nationality
Hyrule
Other names
Deku DSM Napoleon Mr_Ford Korok Dr_Agonmaster Tirlby Trollby PogoStickApprentice™
Known for
Skill with Deku/Boko Sticks and Deku/Boko Nuts Transforming into a Korok
DekuStickMaster, also known as DSM, is one of the brothers in the House of Kaizer. He has crazy awesome skillz and he is Da Gangsta. DSM is also awesome because he has so many mainspace edits. DSM helped Minish out with his talk bubble when Minish was a complete n00b. Also, DSM is THE GAME GUY and he can't lose the game, but he can't win it either, because only Chuck Norris can win it. Therefore he is in a limbo state, game-wise. Also, DSM is an elite ninja. Minish thinks DSM is awesome and made him this stamp which he can take if he wants.
These are people I consider my friends; OR people who I have helped, who I hope consider me as their friend. People who have talked to me on my talk page are also considered friends.
Anyone else I helped, who I have forgotten to put on this list, can contact me on my Talk page.
DekuStickMaster (Putting myself here because I feel like it.)
"AK and Midna sitting in a tree... K I S S I N G" --Stars
"I'm so upset that my mother4's making me go on a walk and staring at my computer screen at this very second" --Minish
"Lock him in a chair and put the Song of Storms on full volume and leave him there" --Stars, talking about a way to kill McGillivray227
"It might be a IRCC fail." --Stars, referring to CC's fail
" Dr_Agonmaster takes out his DEATH STAR DEATH RAY GUN THAT HAS AN OBSCENELY LONG AND CHEESY NAME" --Me
"However, he was considerably less dickish today when it was just me on him." --Stars, referring to Minish
"I dunno if AK can do me." --Minish
"I'm about to add a major list of my proudest gamming moments" --CC
"It gets shorter every time I see my reflection o_o" --Stars
"I tried having it in completely and it looked odd" --Stars
"So you're crossdressing while plotting how to commit suicide for the second time." --Xykeb
"This boredom, mah fellow IRC'ers, is what all true chatrooms strive for." --Pie
"Stars is so out of alignment, it'd just be a waste of effort." --AK
"Actually, know." --Minish
"Hi, my name is Theo DaCabe. Arceus, Kris and Navi all suck ass. So do you and your popcorn. Did you have any incidents in daycare today? Also, Elanor, Lyra sucks and digs Gold. See ya in Jhoto!" --AK, to Stars
"How close is your room to the stairs? [...] I mean... I would have to throw mine over a rail..." --McGee
"Wow, it was that long?" --AK
"doing the right hand isn't easy when you suck with your left hand" --Jazzi
DSM is DekuStickMaster; Cabadath is Xykeb(Pssst, he's actually Minish); and Stars is Stars
* DSM forces Xykeb to kiss AK <Cabadath> You stop pursuing the rubbish idea that I'm in love with AK. <Cabadath> o.O <Stars> XDDDDDDDD DSM <Cabadath> No comment. * Stars claps * DSM bows
Dark_Star_Master is DekuStickMaster; Cabadath is Xykeb(Pssst, he's actually Minish); and Stars is Stars
<Dark_Star_Master> Cabadath X Stars <Cabadath> O.o <Cabadath> wat <Cabadath> i dunt even <Dark_Star_Master> Fine then, the OBIVIOUS one. MINISH X STARS <Cabadath> Well, I would have NEVER seen that coming. <Stars> Us? Kids? Isn't that looking a wee too far into the future? I mean, seriously? <Cabadath> It's too bad Finnish isn't here to WOW about it. <Dark_Star_Master> You're a kid? I'm a 123423454643765 year old Illegal Immigrant. <Stars> The kids would be brunette british spatial royalty. <Cabadath> I suppose if they had kids as soon as it was biologically possible... <Cabadath> Sorry, that's probably not helping anything. <Cabadath> I'll shut up now.
The_End is AuronKaizer; Stars is Stars; and DSM is DekuStickMaster
<The_End> Try whacking it <Stars> No, it's thin, like card <DSM> And blowing it <The_End> It'll stimulate it. <Stars> XDD <The_End> GRR YOUR CORRUPTING INFLUENCE IS CORRUPTING
Stars is Stars, Cabadath is Minish, Sawyer is AK, Fernald/Nick_Jonas is Xykeb
<Stars> He called AK Xykeb again... <Cabadath> Heh. <Cabadath> I do that a lot XDDDd <Sawyer> You are really getting confused. *** Fernald is now known as Nick_Jonas <Sawyer> I do not like this confusion. <Stars> I have done it once, but only once <Nick_Jonas> Well, at least you didn't call ME Xykeb. <Sawyer> Cabadath is confused! <Sawyer> It hurt itself in its confusion.
McGee is McGillivray227, Redeadhunter is Redeadhunter, Stars is Stars
<McGee> Can I do Redeadhunter? <Redeadhunter> WTF <McGee> For truth or dare? <Stars> If he agrees to play <McGee> I probably should've worded it better... <Redeadhunter> LOL
Tirlby is DekuStickMaster, Starsness is Stars, McGee is McGillivray227, and Trilby is Minish
<Tirlby> Would you rather be stuck on an island with Theo DaCabe or have everything you want (except Theo)? <Starsness> Thats reaaal hard. <McGee> Everyone is asking a question... <Tirlby> ....... <Tirlby> That's reaaal hard? <Trilby> THAT <Trilby> IS <Trilby> WHAT <Trilby> SHE SAID <Trilby> That's totally what she said.
ColorScheminMan is DekuStickMaster, Trilby is Minish, Amassed_Killings is AK, and McGee is McGillivray227
<ColorScheminMan> BLARG! McGee is unneeded <Trilby> I have no use for this McGee. * ColorScheminMan pushes McGee off a cliff <Amassed_Killings> Somebody set up us the McGee <ColorScheminMan> HOT SKITTY ON MCGEE ACTION <Trilby> so i herd u liek mcgeez <Trilby> Look at my McGee, my McGee is amazing <ColorScheminMan> F*CK YEAH MCGEE! <Amassed_Killings> That's MAMA McGee to you! <McGee> Chicka-what? <Trilby> Lol I mcgee u <Trilby> I'M FIRIN' MAH MCGEEZOR! <ColorScheminMan> i made you a mcgee but i eated it <Amassed_Killings> CELING MCGEE IS WATCHIN U <Trilby> OVER MCGEE! <Amassed_Killings> THIS IS MCGEE <ColorScheminMan> ALL YOUR MCGEE ARE BELONG TO US <Amassed_Killings> Hey HE JUST STOLE THAT GUY'S MCGEE <Trilby> Basement McGee <Trilby> i can haz mcgeeburger <Amassed_Killings> Dear Pesky McGee <Amassed_Killings> I have taken the McGee to one of my seven McGee hotels <McGee> I have honestly never been more McGeefused ever... <Trilby> I'm Over_It. <Amassed_Killings> Love, McGee <ColorScheminMan> McGeepedia <Amassed_Killings> I hope she makes lotsa McGee! <Amassed_Killings> Mmcgeermanpedia <ColorScheminMan> MCGEE DISLIKES SMOKE <ColorScheminMan> IT'S A SECRET TO MCGEE <Amassed_Killings> *Mmcgermanzzpedia <Amassed_Killings> The MCGEE, THEY DO NOTHING
Korok is DekuStickMaster, Farron is Minish, and Jazzi is Jäzzi
<Korok> Is it a good idea to microwave Pikachu? <Korok> search it up on YouTube <Farron> lawl <Jazzi> my mom got me a new gamecube controller, since mine is broken <Farron> Microwavable Pichus! <Farron> ... <Farron> Fal <Farron> *Fail <Farron> DOUBLE FAIL
Dialogue 10: On_the_phone_in presses the long button Edit
Farron is Minish, RoyboyX is RoyboyX, and DSM is DekuStickMaster
*** Farron is now known as Farron|Phone *** Farron|Phone is now known as On_the_phone_in_ <On_the_phone_in_> Ack *** On_the_phone_in_ is now known as Farron * RoyboyX plays Telephone <DSM> LOL *** Farron is now known as Farron|House <Farron|House> Fail amirite <Farron|House> I was setting my away status <Farron|House> but I press the long button <Farron|House> >.> <RoyboyX> Yes urrite <Farron|House> wrong <Farron|House> not long
Minish Link– "She said she was going bird shopping on Saturday. Who goes bird shopping on a Saturday? Who goes bird shopping?" -- Carrie Heffernan TALK– SANDBOX — EDIT
Sign.
AuronKaizer - "The icepick method. Insert a thin metal pipette into the orbital frontal cortex. Enter the soft tissue of the frontal lobe. A few simple, smooth, up-and-down jerks sever the lateral hypothalamus... all resulting in a rapid reduction of stress for our little patient here. Total time elapsed? Two minutes. Only side-effect? Black eye. Recommended treatment: sunglasses." TALK - THE LIST - GAMES - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WALRUS GUMBOOT 16:24, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
There, I signed it, now will you please release the Von Trapp family?
Hello there, Mr. Elite Ninja Deku. I signed your page, even though I thought that I already did!
Princess of Music– And so sound was born into Hyrule.. TALK– 03:10, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
Hello! Signing your page =D
Jedimasterlink– Chinese Legalists believed that people are innately evil and a strong government is needed to control that evil. One problem: wouldn't the people in the government be evil as well? TALK– REVIEWS — EDIT COUNT — CONTRIBUTIONS — TOC
Signing. Y'know,mastering the Force is one thing...mastering the Deku Stick...that's legit.
Redeadhunter– Jump on my back again and I'll give you something to scream about! TALK– My weapon of choice: The Zombie Sword
Hmm, I'm now going to try and use Deku Stick on a ReDead. Not very effective.
Portal-Kombat– Your mind is all you have left... in the end, I will take your mind, though you probably don't want to allow that, do you? -Spirit of Ancient Lineage, EarthBound TALK– Top 128
Hi DekuStickMaster! I've just gotta ask... what do you think of Boko Sticks?
Dawn Of A New Day– "This train of yours is a gift from the spirits of good. You must not go around driving it like a madman!" TALK
Majora's Warth's Reincarnation– If you expect the unexpected, then obviously your unexpecting the expected, therefore if someone expects your expecting the unexpected they just might do the expected cause your unexpecting that-Me. It makes since, really TALK– fight the goblin horde if you dare
Planning to get a 3DS, but not sure when.
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