I'm taking a leaf from Stars' book and making a page with lyrics and stuff. Only my songs are not Zeldapedia related, rather just Zelda-related.

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Tingle?Edit

(sung to the tune of "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria" from the Sound of Music)

How do you solve a problem like Tingle?
How do you you burst his bubble (or balloon)?
How do you make him die?
Feed him some tainted pie (duh)
with a Kinstone inside he'll break his teeth on

Many a way you know you'd like to kill him
Many a gamer's smashed their 64
But how do you make him stay?
And get him to go away?
How do we get rid of Tingle evermore?

(Key change)

How do you solve a problem like Tingle?
How do you burst his bubble (or balloon)?