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I have returned! I'll probably only be semi-active, though.
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DekuStickMaster, also known as DSM, is one of the brothers in the House of Kaizer. He has crazy awesome skillz and he is Da Gangsta. DSM is also awesome because he has so many mainspace edits. DSM helped Minish out with his talk bubble when Minish was a complete n00b. Also, DSM is THE GAME GUY and he can't lose the game, but he can't win it either, because only Chuck Norris can win it. Therefore he is in a limbo state, game-wise. Also, DSM is an elite ninja. Minish thinks DSM is awesome and made him this stamp which he can take if he wants.
A talk bubble. What? Expecting something better? Too bad.
I am an avid video gamer. I enjoy all kinds of games. My main method of gaming is the PC. My favorite PC game is Team Fortress 2, which I play competitively. I also enjoy other Valve games as well as the Touhou games. As for Nintendo games, I like many of the series, particularly Zelda, Mario, and Pokémon. I am also a fan of the Metal Gear, Ace Attorney, and Final Fantasy (before XIII) series.
My main TF2 class is the Scout, and my secondary is probably Soldier or Spy.
My favorite Touhou character is Koishi Komeiji, but I still like most of the other characters.
Subspace Emissary on Very Easy Completed; All characters unlocked
The Conduit (Wii)
Single Player Complete; need secret messages.
Mario Kart 64 (N64)
Super Smash Bros. (N64)
Goldeneye 007 (N64)
Perfect Dark (N64)
Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia (DS)
Pokémon Stadium (N64)
Pokémon Snap (N64)
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
Team Fortress 2
Poker Night at the Inventory
Poker Night 2
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
The Binding of Isaac
Super Meat Boy
Touhou 1-5 (I currently do not have an emulator to play these)
Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom
Touhou 7.5: Immaterial and Missing Power
Touhou 8: Imperishable Night
Touhou 9: Phantasmagoria of Flower View
Touhou 9.5: Shoot the Bullet
Touhou 10: Mountain of Faith
Touhou 10.5: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody
Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism
Touhou 12: Undefined Fantastic Object
Touhou 12.3: Unthinkable Natural Law (Hisoutensoku)
Touhou 12.5: Double Spoiler
Touhou 12.8: Fairy Wars
Touhou 13: Ten Desires
Games I have played but do not currently own
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (GBA)
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)
Touhou 13.5: Hopeless Masquerade (PC)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (DS)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All (DS)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations (DS)
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney (DS)
Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth (DS)
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (GC)
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (Wii)
Metroid Prime Hunters (DS)
Metal Gear Solid HD Collection (PS Vita)
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
Mega Man X: Maverick Hunter (PS Vita)
Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 (PS Vita)
Gravity Rush (PS Vita)
Counter-Strike 1.6 (PC)
Dead Rising 2 (PC)
Halo series (Xbox, Xbox 360, PC)
Call of Duty series (Wii, DS, PC) (Yes, I have played some of the games. They're not that bad.)
Quotes I find amusing or memorable.
"Darn, I wanted to do Midna!" --AK
"AK and Midna sitting in a tree... K I S S I N G" --Stars
"I'm so upset that my mother4's making me go on a walk and staring at my computer screen at this very second" --Minish
"Lock him in a chair and put the Song of Storms on full volume and leave him there" --Stars, talking about a way to kill McGillivray227
"It might be a IRCC fail." --Stars, referring to CC's fail
" Dr_Agonmaster takes out his DEATH STAR DEATH RAY GUN THAT HAS AN OBSCENELY LONG AND CHEESY NAME" --Me
"However, he was considerably less dickish today when it was just me on him." --Stars, referring to Minish
"I dunno if AK can do me." --Minish
"I'm about to add a major list of my proudest gamming moments" --CC
"It gets shorter every time I see my reflection o_o" --Stars
"I tried having it in completely and it looked odd" --Stars
"So you're crossdressing while plotting how to commit suicide for the second time." --Xykeb
"This boredom, mah fellow IRC'ers, is what all true chatrooms strive for." --Pie
"Stars is so out of alignment, it'd just be a waste of effort." --AK
"Actually, know." --Minish
"Hi, my name is Theo DaCabe. Arceus, Kris and Navi all suck ass. So do you and your popcorn. Did you have any incidents in daycare today? Also, Elanor, Lyra sucks and digs Gold. See ya in Jhoto!" --AK, to Stars
"How close is your room to the stairs? [...] I mean... I would have to throw mine over a rail..." --McGee
"Wow, it was that long?" --AK
"doing the right hand isn't easy when you suck with your left hand" --Jazzi
Biggest Fail Quote Polls
I'll add more as I compile them.
Vote for whichever ones you think fail.
Dialogue 1: The Love Affair
DSM is DekuStickMaster; Cabadath is Xykeb(Pssst, he's actually Minish); and Stars is Stars
* DSM forces Xykeb to kiss AK <Cabadath> You stop pursuing the rubbish idea that I'm in love with AK. <Cabadath> o.O <Stars> XDDDDDDDD DSM <Cabadath> No comment. * Stars claps * DSM bows
Dialogue 2: AWKWARD
Dark_Star_Master is DekuStickMaster; Cabadath is Xykeb(Pssst, he's actually Minish); and Stars is Stars
<Dark_Star_Master> Cabadath X Stars <Cabadath> O.o <Cabadath> wat <Cabadath> i dunt even <Dark_Star_Master> Fine then, the OBIVIOUS one. MINISH X STARS <Cabadath> Well, I would have NEVER seen that coming. <Stars> Us? Kids? Isn't that looking a wee too far into the future? I mean, seriously? <Cabadath> It's too bad Finnish isn't here to WOW about it. <Dark_Star_Master> You're a kid? I'm a 123423454643765 year old Illegal Immigrant. <Stars> The kids would be brunette british spatial royalty. <Cabadath> I suppose if they had kids as soon as it was biologically possible... <Cabadath> Sorry, that's probably not helping anything. <Cabadath> I'll shut up now.
Dialogue Prime 3: Corruption
The_End is AuronKaizer; Stars is Stars; and DSM is DekuStickMaster
<The_End> Try whacking it <Stars> No, it's thin, like card <DSM> And blowing it <The_End> It'll stimulate it. <Stars> XDD <The_End> GRR YOUR CORRUPTING INFLUENCE IS CORRUPTING
Dialogue 4: Wurmple!!!
McGee is McGillivray227, Infiliszh is Xykeb, and Starsness is Stars
<McGee> Dome Fossil turns into Kabuto later right? <Infiliszh> It turns into Wurmple. <McGee> No really? YES! <Starsness> XD
Dialogue 5: Cabadath is confused!
Stars is Stars, Cabadath is Minish, Sawyer is AK, Fernald/Nick_Jonas is Xykeb
<Stars> He called AK Xykeb again... <Cabadath> Heh. <Cabadath> I do that a lot XDDDd <Sawyer> You are really getting confused. *** Fernald is now known as Nick_Jonas <Sawyer> I do not like this confusion. <Stars> I have done it once, but only once <Nick_Jonas> Well, at least you didn't call ME Xykeb. <Sawyer> Cabadath is confused! <Sawyer> It hurt itself in its confusion.
Dialogue 6: Wording Fail
McGee is McGillivray227, Redeadhunter is Redeadhunter, Stars is Stars
<McGee> Can I do Redeadhunter? <Redeadhunter> WTF <McGee> For truth or dare? <Stars> If he agrees to play <McGee> I probably should've worded it better... <Redeadhunter> LOL
Dialogue 7: The Choice
Tirlby is DekuStickMaster, Starsness is Stars, McGee is McGillivray227, and Trilby is Minish
<Tirlby> Would you rather be stuck on an island with Theo DaCabe or have everything you want (except Theo)? <Starsness> Thats reaaal hard. <McGee> Everyone is asking a question... <Tirlby> ....... <Tirlby> That's reaaal hard? <Trilby> THAT <Trilby> IS <Trilby> WHAT <Trilby> SHE SAID <Trilby> That's totally what she said.
Dialogue 8: MCGEE MEMES
ColorScheminMan is DekuStickMaster, Trilby is Minish, Amassed_Killings is AK, and McGee is McGillivray227
<ColorScheminMan> BLARG! McGee is unneeded <Trilby> I have no use for this McGee. * ColorScheminMan pushes McGee off a cliff <Amassed_Killings> Somebody set up us the McGee <ColorScheminMan> HOT SKITTY ON MCGEE ACTION <Trilby> so i herd u liek mcgeez <Trilby> Look at my McGee, my McGee is amazing <ColorScheminMan> F*CK YEAH MCGEE! <Amassed_Killings> That's MAMA McGee to you! <McGee> Chicka-what? <Trilby> Lol I mcgee u <Trilby> I'M FIRIN' MAH MCGEEZOR! <ColorScheminMan> i made you a mcgee but i eated it <Amassed_Killings> CELING MCGEE IS WATCHIN U <Trilby> OVER MCGEE! <Amassed_Killings> THIS IS MCGEE <ColorScheminMan> ALL YOUR MCGEE ARE BELONG TO US <Amassed_Killings> Hey HE JUST STOLE THAT GUY'S MCGEE <Trilby> Basement McGee <Trilby> i can haz mcgeeburger <Amassed_Killings> Dear Pesky McGee <Amassed_Killings> I have taken the McGee to one of my seven McGee hotels <McGee> I have honestly never been more McGeefused ever... <Trilby> I'm Over_It. <Amassed_Killings> Love, McGee <ColorScheminMan> McGeepedia <Amassed_Killings> I hope she makes lotsa McGee! <Amassed_Killings> Mmcgeermanpedia <ColorScheminMan> MCGEE DISLIKES SMOKE <ColorScheminMan> IT'S A SECRET TO MCGEE <Amassed_Killings> *Mmcgermanzzpedia <Amassed_Killings> The MCGEE, THEY DO NOTHING
Dialogue 9: Double Minish Fail
Korok is DekuStickMaster, Farron is Minish, and Jazzi is Jäzzi
<Korok> Is it a good idea to microwave Pikachu? <Korok> search it up on YouTube <Farron> lawl <Jazzi> my mom got me a new gamecube controller, since mine is broken <Farron> Microwavable Pichus! <Farron> ... <Farron> Fal <Farron> *Fail <Farron> DOUBLE FAIL
Dialogue 10: On_the_phone_in presses the long button
Farron is Minish, RoyboyX is RoyboyX, and DSM is DekuStickMaster
*** Farron is now known as Farron|Phone *** Farron|Phone is now known as On_the_phone_in_ <On_the_phone_in_> Ack *** On_the_phone_in_ is now known as Farron * RoyboyX plays Telephone <DSM> LOL *** Farron is now known as Farron|House <Farron|House> Fail amirite <Farron|House> I was setting my away status <Farron|House> but I press the long button <Farron|House> >.> <RoyboyX> Yes urrite <Farron|House> wrong <Farron|House> not long
Minish Link– "Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire, through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought, and a whole, terrible, wonderful universe of impossibilities. You see these eyes? They're old eyes... and one thing I can tell you [...] monsters are real." TALK– SANDBOX — EDIT