As much as people say Tingle is going down the mega-deep end, I'd still say he's better off than Sonic.
Bek The Conqueror– "Fine. Let me just tell you how it ends. Dr. Phil says, "And how is that working out... for you?" And then the big fat lady cries, waah. Alright. I'm sure you're wondering why I accepted the position of Residency Director considering my disdain for, well... all of you. Is it the extra four dollars a week in my paycheck? Or is it the fact that I finally have a chance to make a difference in this god forsaken hellhole? ... It's all about the four dollars, trust me." -Dr. Perry Cox TALK
My response to both characters' existence, and especially their inclusion in SSB: Brawl is "WHYYYYYYY?!?" I think that about sums it up.
Sonic used to be fairly cool until he went 3-D. Tingle has never been cool. And the women thing? Creepy as hell.
Xykeb Zraliv– 7. And the King said, “I see the Bridge, but it is only one-third; it must be complete before I may attend the Land of Technology.” TALK– it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
......X_X This is the worst thing that's happened to Zelda since the CD-i games. If Nintendo ever declared this canon, I think I'd just die. Seriously, Tingle and women? Tingle and The Wonderful Wizard of Oz? WHAT THE H*** IS GOING ON HERE?!??!!!
Baltro's The New Zelda makes more sense than this game! Don't do it, Nintendo!
EveryDayJoe45– "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."--Benjamin Franklin TALK
Yes, it is indeed very frightening.
Xykeb Zraliv– 4. And the Arrogant Man said, “I wanted only to please you, my King. I know you scheme to replace me. If I betrayed you, it was only to remain your Prince.” TALK– it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
The sad thing is that we have to write about it.
AuronKaizer - "Yeah, well one of my chupacabras told me that the last time Seagal came to the land of OZ he b***hslapped so many hobbits that Optimus Prime had to step in and use the force to nulify Seagals berserker rage. Then the Mogwai Gizmo and Marty McFly showed up in Bill and Ted's phone-booth and took Seagal into the future year of 2012 so he could defeat the Mayan calendar and save all of humanity from Ming the Merciless. Seagal then blasted off into space in a '64 Chevy Malibu with Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars on a quest to save the universe from the destructive forces of Space Jesus and his 12 Muppets. Moral: If you're going to lie on the internet at least put some effort into it..." TALK - THE LIST - GAMES - PIT OF RECKONING - SANDBOX - WALRUS GUMBOOT 02:15, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Luckily, we can get rid off the part of our brains that contains the memory of such a travesty.
Xykeb Zraliv– 5. “I will not submit myself, for my power is greater than yours, and not yours to command. Secondly, while my power is vast and my capabilities many, it is impossible for me to enter the land of Technology, for the border is a dark and treacherous ocean I cannot simply will away. TALK– it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts
Well, if their intent is to make all us non-haters start to get sick of Tingle, they're sure doing their job.